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DrafterX Offline
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A rare sexually transmitted disease that causes flesh-eating ulcers on patients’ genitalia has popped up in England, the Lancashire Post reported.


An unnamed female patient, who lives in Southport and is between the ages of 15 and 25, reportedly was diagnosed with donovanosis within the last 12 months.

Donovanosis, which is spread through sexual intercourse with an infected patient, or by coming into contact with a patient's infected ulcer, is typically seen in India, New Guinea, parts of the Caribbean, central Australia and southern Africa.


According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the painless disease causes progressive ulcerative lesions on the genitals or perineum, which are prone to heavy bleeding.

Patients are at risk of extragenital infections that can occur in the pelvic regions, or in intra-abdominal organs, bones or mouth. The lesions may also develop secondary bacterial infections.

While antibiotic treatment may stop the progression of lesions, patients are at risk of relapse for 6-18 months post-treatment. According to the British Association for Sexual Health and HIV (BASHH), there have been no prior cases reported in the U.K.


The woman’s case came to light through a Freedom of Information request submitted by chemist-4-u.com, the Lancashire Post reported.

A pharmacist with chemist-4-u.com told the news outlet that any delay in treatment “could cause the flesh around the genitals to literally rot away.”

An update on the infected patient was not provided, nor was it clear if any sexual partners she had encountered were also infected. Coming into contact with a victim’s bleeding ulcer could be enough to transmit the disease.

The website submitted the request as part of its “The Great British STI Taboo” investigation, which reported that 69 percent of the 1,000 British adults polled had never been tested for an STD.

The investigation also reported that in 2017, 420,000 STDs were diagnosed in England, with chlamydia accounting for 48 percent of cases.

Film at 11.... Mellow
MACS Offline
#2 Posted:
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Poor Charlie... stuck in London.
delta1 Offline
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blame Meghan...
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Made it 10 words in and noped the f out of that article...
Whistlebritches Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Made it 10 words in and noped the f out of that article...



Weak stomach huh.........LOL
HuckFinn Offline
#6 Posted:
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I'm planning on missing the film at 11
HuckFinn Offline
#7 Posted:
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So a man was seeing his doctor. Doctor says, "I have good news
and bad news."
"What's the bad news?"
"Your wife has syphillis."
"Jeez! What could possibly be good news."
"She didn't get it from you."
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
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"patients’ genitalia has popped up"

that clause (that is a clause, no?) stopped me in my tracks..didn't read another word.
bgz Offline
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Frankie... in summary, if YOU get this disease, you could bleed out... don't bang any euro sluts and you should be fine.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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yeah, but what about patients' genitalia popping up?
Huh?
bgz Offline
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If you're involved, hopefully the doctor ducks.
DrafterX Offline
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The disease came from ducks..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
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that doc is a quack
HuckFinn Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
that doc is a quack

Wait til you see his bill
DrafterX Offline
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Does it have extragenital lesions..?? Huh
bgz Offline
#16 Posted:
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Ducks don't have extra genitals.
DrafterX Offline
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They do when Bloody's around... Mellow
HuckFinn Offline
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bgz wrote:
Ducks don't have extra genitals.

You looked?
frankj1 Offline
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how do you get down off a duck?
DrafterX Offline
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Is that a European or an African duck..?? Huh
HuckFinn Offline
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That's an old really bad grandpa joke Frank

..you can't get down from a duck...

but you can get down from a goose

God, you're old....
frankj1 Offline
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then why do people yell at me to duck down?
bgz Offline
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Because when you're a biped, you're very tall... And you don't have enough blood left to feed that genius brain of yours.
DrafterX Offline
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Because of the progressive ulcerative lesions on the genitals..?? Huh
Mr. Jones Offline
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That sounds like a pain in the TAINT..
bgz Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Because of the progressive ulcerative lesions on the genitals..?? Huh


That's why he can't bang any more euro sluts... Unlike us mere mortals, if Frankie got it he'd bleed out...

But I'm not certain as to the ulcers' political affiliation.
HuckFinn Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
then why do people yell at me to duck down?

Maybe they think you need to start praying...?
DrafterX Offline
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I don't think that will help... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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you got my back though, right?
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted:
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Always.. ThumpUp
engletl Offline
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I bet CROS is immune
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted:
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Ya prolly.. poor CROS... Sad
engletl Offline
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In this case I think CROS ain't so poor
DrafterX Offline
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He does get around... Mellow
engletl Offline
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Yet that wheelchair limits him
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted:
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Some chicks dig that... Lieutenant Dan had it going on... Mellow
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