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Instant relief from a mosquito bite.
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HuckFinn Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 8:36 PM EST
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It's ridiculously simple.

1. Heat a small cup of water (I use the microwave). Done.

2. Drop a teaspoon in it for a few seconds.

3. Make sure it's not stupid hot, but really hot works best.

4.Dab or press the bite. The hotter the spoon the better.

Sounds dumb I know but it works every time.

You're welcome.
Krazeehorse Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 9:13 PM EST
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I like After Bite. It's a pen like dabber. Ammonia water basically I think. I keep one handy when I'm going to be outside in the evening.
HuckFinn Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 9:27 PM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
I like After Bite. It's a pen like dabber. Ammonia water basically I think. I keep one handy when I'm going to be outside in the evening.

I've tried different analgesics, but the itch always comes back.
It doesn't with this hot spoon trick.
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 10:12 PM EST
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would torching a spoon with a cigar lighter do the trick?

It'd be easier to bring a spoon out at night with the cigar and lighter, than to have to get up and go into the kitchen...
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 10:36 PM EST
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A mosquito injects a protein when it bites you. It causes loss of blood clotting and itch as well as swelling at the injection site. The heat from the spoon kills the protein which causes the itch to stop.
Krazeehorse Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 5:46 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
would torching a spoon with a cigar lighter do the trick?

It'd be easier to bring a spoon out at night with the cigar and lighter, than to have to get up and go into the kitchen...


Toughen up and skip the spoon.
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 6:57 AM EST
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Is this the NEW JUNKIE 500?
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 7:41 AM EST
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Ya.. spoons are for wuzzes... Open flames work best... ThumpUp
HuckFinn Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:44 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
would torching a spoon with a cigar lighter do the trick?

It'd be easier to bring a spoon out at night with the cigar and lighter, than to have to get up and go into the kitchen...

Didn't think of that. Good idea.

But I like to spend a lot of time in the kitchen anyway ....
.. foraging around for stuff....
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:53 AM EST
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Are you hungry dude..?? I can send you a pizza... Mellow
HuckFinn Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:59 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Are you hungry dude..?? I can send you a pizza... Mellow


Probably boredom eating...

Can you send hookers? I pay cash.
HuckFinn Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 9:01 AM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Toughen up and skip the spoon.

Another very fine idea.
Please try that and get back to me.
LetsRock Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 10:30 AM EST
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Just put deodorant on it....much easier and safer.

You're welcome.
HuckFinn Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 11:38 AM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Just put deodorant on it....much easier and safer.

You're welcome.

Gonna try That!

No, you're welcome.
HuckFinn Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 11:42 AM EST
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Seems mosquitoes prefer type O blood that's rich in uric and lactic acid...

Just my luck.
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 11:43 AM EST
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freak... Mellow
Krazeehorse Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 2:20 PM EST
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HuckFinn wrote:
Another very fine idea.
Please try that and get back to me.

A little preparation H to relieve the burning sensation.
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 2:30 PM EST
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From the fire..?? Huh
danmdevries Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 2:40 PM EST
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Doesn't work on fire ant stings.
delta1 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 4:15 PM EST
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hot spoon, After Bite, torch lighter, deodorant or Prep H?
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 4:39 PM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
A little preparation H to relieve the burning sensation.

I heard Preparation H works wonders on cold sores....Anxious
HuckFinn Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 5:04 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hot spoon, After Bite, torch lighter, deodorant or Prep H?

Will that be cash or charge sir?
HuckFinn Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 6:31 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
would torching a spoon with a cigar lighter do the trick?

It'd be easier to bring a spoon out at night with the cigar and lighter, than to have to get up and go into the kitchen...

Terrible idea. Just tried it. Spoon carbonized.

Now I have to try and sneak wash a black spoon so my wife doesn't see it.
delta1 Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:09 PM EST
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d'oh!

didja apply it to the bite?


maybe I'll try an old small flathead screwdriver

baking soda might get the stain off...
Whistlebritches Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:20 PM EST
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I suppose mosquito bites don't bother me enough that I have ever worried about it.........or maybe my name isn't Nancy.Now chiggers.......them mother fuckers are irritating
HuckFinn Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:45 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I suppose mosquito bites don't bother me enough that I have ever worried about it.........or maybe my name isn't Nancy.Now chiggers.......them mother fuckers are irritating

Ah, you're calling me a Nancy.

They fuckiing itch me like crazy. Sue me.
MACS Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 9:09 PM EST
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HuckFinn wrote:
Ah, you're calling me a Nancy.


He does that to all the ladies. Don't feel special.
DrafterX Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 9:43 PM EST
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It's a mosquito bite.. God forbid this guy gets a paper cut or somethin... Not talking
engletl Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 10:03 PM EST
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I find biting a Brownshirt does wonders for relieving the itch
HuckFinn Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 9:18 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
He does that to all the ladies. Don't feel special.

I forget. Please, show me how to curtsy again?
HuckFinn Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 9:20 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
It's a mosquito bite.. God forbid this guy gets a paper cut or somethin... Not talking

Paper cuts are nothing.
You just cross em out.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 12:21 PM EST
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Most excellent camping health advice from a discount cigar forum. Yay.
HuckFinn Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 12:30 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Most excellent camping health advice from a discount cigar forum. Yay.

No spoon for you!
RMAN4443 Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 12:34 PM EST
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You can remove the stain by rubbing it in the dirt....Good Day ladies....Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 12:39 PM EST
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Rub it in the dirt..?? Sounds like desperation to me... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 12:44 PM EST
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Old Indian trick...used by very old Indian...Anxious
grmcooper Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Aug 26 2018, 3:16 PM EST
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Instant relief from a mosquito bite is a bj from whistlebritches. Works every time.
delta1 Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Aug 26 2018, 5:27 PM EST
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Booom...he's back...
Whistlebritches Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, Aug 26 2018, 7:05 PM EST
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grmcooper wrote:
Instant relief from a mosquito bite is a bj from whistlebritches. Works every time.


Hey it's RamRod...........you d1ck
grmcooper Offline
#40 Posted: Sun, Aug 26 2018, 8:43 PM EST
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Lmao!!!!
tailgater Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Aug 26 2018, 9:39 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Old Indian trick...used by very old Indian...Anxious


Elizabeth Warren?
RMAN4443 Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, Aug 26 2018, 9:42 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Elizabeth Warren?

She may claim it, but she's not a real Indian....no matter how high her cheekbones are....Liar
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