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Sparky52 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 3:56 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
Been searching and reading quietly on the forum, hoping I’m getting the introduction in proper fashion. Been smoking forever, it seems, quit for the last four years and unlike others felt worse, read the article on Richard Overton and decided I would pick back up cigars. I was just an occasional cigar smoker, followed the advice of some on the forum, picking up 5 packs and enjoying several and accumulating a few each week. Thanks for recommendations and sharing wisdom.
I don’t camp
Waffles
If P membership ever is offered I’m in
Haven’t ever smoked a CC (Plan to)
Have thick skin
jespear Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 4:07 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
So far so good, Sparky.
Of course, others here may have a different opinion.

As a noob, you are required to read this post.
http://www.cigarbid.com/...allenge-The-Thonginator

WELCOME.

jes
bgz Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 4:11 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Ahhh, a proper intro... good on you man... Though I'm sure opel will be by to do cameroon's job anyway.

#free-cameroon
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 4:13 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Wow... He has been lurking in the forum for a while!
Sparky52 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 5:05 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
jes
First time on I checked the link....seared into my brain! Can’t unsee that.
bgz Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 5:30 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Oh come on, if you've been lurking that long, I'm sure you've seen it 100 times already.
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 5:43 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
I had a dog named Sparky, she was a smart dog.
KingoftheCove Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 6:03 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
Applause
HOF noob intro candidate............for sure.
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 6:34 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,359
Do you like long walks on the beach under the pale moonlight ?

Welcome to the Asylum
Sparky52 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 7:23 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
Short walks for me.
Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 7:43 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
You look familiar

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Sparky..........have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 9:29 PM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Whistlebritches wrote:
You look familiar

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Sparky..........have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue ....Anxious
Welcome sparky...Beer
HuckFinn Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 9:37 PM EST
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
I needed cataract surgery after the Thonginator pic
SmokeMonkey Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 9:40 PM EST
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
Welcome, Sparky
delta1 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 10:18 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
Welcome to the madhouse, Spanky...


don't call me surely...
Cathcam13 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 1:24 AM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Welcome Sparky, one question, at the mad house you are used to, do the inmates run the Asylum? Because we definitely do around here. 🤪😂🤣😜
Sparky52 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 10:43 AM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
Feels like home!😁
dstieger Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 10:51 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
I thought you might be in for a shock, but it seems you're pretty well grounded.

Just some light resistance along the way.... good to see you've stayed in contact.
Mandoman Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 11:51 AM EST
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 4,761
Sparky52 wrote:
jes
First time on I checked the link....seared into my brain! Can’t unsee that.

I'm not gonna repost it, but do a search for, "Thonginator, updated"
That is if you ain't skeered
opelmanta1900 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 1:12 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Sparky52 wrote:

I don’t camp
Waffles
If P membership ever is offered I’m in
Haven’t ever smoked a CC (Plan to)
Have thick skin

Wow, what a new guy! Very thorough in your application form... the guys here are gonna be really impressed... what will not impress them, unfortunately, is the name... let's be honest, sparky52 sounds like the handle of a 52 year old Dalmatian impersonator in a furry chatroom...

Not to worry, you've given us plenty enough info to get you renamed lickity split... you're a waffle eating commie who prefers his home to the outdoors... you need a "p membership" which I'm assuming is an erectile dysfunction reference... you're a Cuban virgin... and you've got some kinda reptilian skin condition...

Im leaning towards limp leper... it doesn't capture your entire essence, but you can only fit so many letters in a name...
bgz Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 3:21 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
lol, that one was pretty good.

I'll even skip the #free-cameroon reference...

Er, oops.
Sparky52 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 5:34 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
You left out short bus ridin....
HuckFinn Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 5:57 PM EST
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
Sparky's gonna fit in just fine here. Poor basturd.
danmdevries Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:47 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,314
HuckFinn wrote:
I needed cataract surgery after the Thonginator pic


That's what happens when you stare at a computer screen for long periods of time.
HuckFinn Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 8:50 PM EST
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
danmdevries wrote:
That's what happens when you stare at a computer screen for long periods of time.

Yeah well, both hands were visible at all times.
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 9:24 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
Voyeur !
engletl Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Aug 24 2018, 10:31 PM EST
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
So...are you new to being old?
Sparky52 Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 1:08 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
New enough that I still don’t accept it! In my mind I’m still thinking I can do things I did 20 yrs ago.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 1:17 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Poor limpy... you really do need that "p club" membership...
Sparky52 Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 4:09 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
Actually would appreciate you sending an email for me. I think I’m suffering from CBD.......compulsive bidding disorder.
tonygraz Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 5:16 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
The cure is to stop looking. It is not a good time to buy.
corey sellers Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 5:24 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,359
I agree with that. ^^^^^^
Sparky52 Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Aug 25 2018, 5:49 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2018
Posts: 15
Thanks for assuring me I not just a tite a** been losing way more than winning. I did catch the five grand bid as I was scrolling through, 😲
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Aug 27 2018, 12:53 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
I'm late to the party, but, welcome!
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