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mjrburn Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 10:45 AM EST
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Anyone feel like roasting a noob?

My name is Marc, I'm from upstate SC and I'm almost over the hill. Got into hand rolled about 5 years ago and realized the more I learn the less I know. Been replying on here for a while but I have yet to get the b@lls up for a proper introduction, so have at!!!

Yours truly,
mjrburn
Just Relax Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 11:08 AM EST
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Major burn sounds like a serious std problem...
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 3:06 PM EST
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wasn't he the guy doing Hot Lips on MASH?
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 3:55 PM EST
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I thought that was corporal burns...
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 3:56 PM EST
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Major burns is the guy who owns the nuclear plant on the Simpsons....
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 4:04 PM EST
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^ that's Charles Montgomery Burns....

Idiot.
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 4:08 PM EST
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God you're dumb z.

It's a shtick. You're then supposed to say a different burns (or major).

But now that you've ruined the game.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 4:14 PM EST
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Your apology is accepted.
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 4:42 PM EST
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Nice attempt to fall back to cbid tradition after a serious flub in forum entertainment.

DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 4:52 PM EST
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Ram has a bat...ram27bat
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 6:51 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
God you're dumb z.

It's a shtick. You're then supposed to say a different burns (or major).

But now that you've ruined the game.

we used to call him Fat Burns
mjrburn Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 7:01 PM EST
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Lmfao...You guys are taking it easy on me! Here's some new material.

I like cats better than dogs...
Waffles with a side of pancakes...
Beer instead of whiskey...
and gamecocks way more than tigers!
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 7:22 PM EST
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I'm game.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 7:25 PM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
Lmfao...You guys are taking it easy on me! Here's some new material.

I like cats better than dogs...
Waffles with a side of pancakes...
Beer instead of whiskey...
and gamecocks way more than tigers!


There's two big strikes against you. One more and you go on my "ignore" list.

Joking aside, welcome to the mad house. Enjoy your visit.

David
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 7:48 PM EST
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I would bust your balls, but I can't because of your self description. They're probably too soggy from floating in the toilet.
KingoftheCove Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 10:39 PM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
There's two big strikes against you. One more and you go on my "ignore" list.

Joking aside, welcome to the mad house. Enjoy your visit.

David

True, true....
But liking game cawks moves him way up the noob "Camping with Z" weekend in October.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 10:44 PM EST
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is it just me, or is it difficult to find a reason to smack around dis nood?
victor809 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Sep 7 2018, 11:25 PM EST
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Didn't he ask to be spitroasted?...
deadeyedick Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Sep 8 2018, 11:02 AM EST
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Ain't as much fun when he asked for it.Not talking

We used to steal pomegranates from a farmer's trees when I was a lad. One day he caught us and told us we could have all we wanted. Never went back after that.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Sep 8 2018, 12:09 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Ain't as much fun when he asked for it.Not talking

We used to steal pomegranates from a farmer's trees when I was a lad. One day he caught us and told us we could have all we wanted. Never went back after that.

you're right!

now I have a reason to be pizzed at da nood!
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Sep 9 2018, 2:59 PM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
Lmfao...You guys are taking it easy on me! Here's some new material.

I like cats better than dogs...
Waffles with a side of pancakes...
Beer instead of whiskey...
and c0xcks way more than Kitty!

Freak.....Anxious

welcome to the asylum...Beer
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Sep 9 2018, 3:37 PM EST
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M-burned

"Don't ask
Don't tell"

About cats and dogs...

My name is : R.O.N.I.N.
"WHAT WAS IN THE CASE"....
"I DON'T REMEMBER"
illinichaser Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Sep 14 2018, 8:45 PM EST
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Roasting Noobs is so last week

Poaching noobs is the new way to go.

Welcome to the madness noob.

Do you like to camp?

Long walks on the beach?

Kitty litter of heart felt?

You should send a cigar to some ol vet that doesn't post here, but damnit if my fog brain remembers who?
mjrburn Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Sep 14 2018, 9:12 PM EST
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Posts: 1,600
^^^
Yes
Yes
Heartfelt

I tried to give some stogies away on the n00b pib post but no-one accepted. If you want to pm me your address, I'll be glad too send you a 5er... as soon as flo departs from my area.
engletl Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Sep 14 2018, 10:27 PM EST
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I prefer my noobs braised
engletl Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Sep 14 2018, 10:28 PM EST
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illinichaser wrote:
Roasting Noobs is so last week

Poaching noobs is the new way to go.

Welcome to the madness noob.

Do you like to camp?

Long walks on the beach?

Kitty litter of heart felt?

You should send a cigar to some ol vet that doesn't post here, but damnit if my fog brain remembers who?

Steve S is that fog
delta1 Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Sep 14 2018, 11:30 PM EST
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Fire Science Major...welcome to this weird world...
Palama Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Sep 15 2018, 4:47 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Fire Science Major...welcome to this weird world...


Aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp

Cello on or off?

And to Delta’s point, I dunno that I would call this place “weird,” more “dysfunctional” than anything else. jester
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Sep 15 2018, 9:48 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp

Cello on or off?

And to Delta’s point, I dunno that I would call this place “weird,” more “dysfunctional” than anything else. jester

like any family.

but just watch what happens when that dinner bell rings!
illinichaser Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Sep 15 2018, 9:59 AM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
^^^
Yes
Yes
Heartfelt

I tried to give some stogies away on the n00b pib post but no-one accepted. If you want to pm me your address, I'll be glad too send you a 5er... as soon as flo departs from my area.


Flo is in your area? Hope things are ok for ya.

No need to send me cigars. Da General came by, its Steve S that noobs send to(but I don't have the addy).

Its an old custom. . .

Where ya at in the "flo territory"? I'm in High Point, NC. We're gonna get some of the rain, but nothing like what the coast is getting.

mjrburn Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Sep 15 2018, 12:36 PM EST
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Upstate SC, between Anderson and Greenville. Just high wind so far, I think the weather nerds are saying we're gonna get a couple of inches of rain tonight/ tomorrow. Hopefully it won't get too bad here or where you are... stay safe and dry!
8trackdisco Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Sep 15 2018, 11:37 PM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
Lmfao...You guys are taking it easy on me! Here's some new material.

I like cats better than dogs..... Wrong
Waffles with a side of pancakes... Wrong
Beer instead of whiskey......... wrong.
and gamecocks way more than tigers!....... okay, that makes SOME sense.


Welcome. We all hope you have a sense of humor. If not... well, I'm sure there is a cat-wafle-beer fetish site, just for you.
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Sep 16 2018, 10:07 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
there is, I think it's called Ladies' Home Journal
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