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Gay swans attack anyone threatening their nest containing a plastic cup
Burner02 Offline
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A pair of gay male swans have been taken to an animal reserve after attacking several people at an Austrian lake.

The swans were apparently protecting their nest, which, as opposed to an egg, contained a colorful plastic cup, Nachrichten reports.

The aggressive behavior started last summer, according to Kleine Zeitung. This summer, they became even more belligerent according to Franz Steinegger, mayor of Grundlsee. The pair have “attacked everything that came their way,” both on the shore and in the water, he told Kleine Zeitung. “They have thrown themselves on the swimmers, trying to submerge them.”

Some bathers even suffered cuts that required hospital treatment.

Mayor Steinegger resisted calls to euthanize the angry birds, opting instead to call in wildlife experts to remove the swans. Wildlife specialist Alexander Groder caught both birds last week and took them to a reserve in Austria’s Tyrol region, where their aggression has apparently subsided.

Swans are widely regarded as monogamous, although LiveScience reports that they have been known to cheat on each other and even abandon their ‘partners’.

Homosexuality has been documented in a host of different animal species, such as Roy and Silo, the famous gay penguins at New York’s Central Park Zoo. After trying to incubate a rock, the two male chinstrap penguins successfully hatched and raised an adopted chick.

Gay penguins have been known to steal eggs from straight birds in an attempt to become ‘fathers,’ according to The Telegraph.
dkeage Offline
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What websites are you looking at this morning?? Shame on you
dstieger Offline
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2swans1cup.com
teedubbya Offline
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dstieger wrote:
2swans1cup.com



LOL
Burner02 Offline
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Blame it on the penguins.
frankj1 Offline
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it would be more humane to give the more feminine one a sex change operation
teedubbya Offline
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Thats what happened to drafter and hes been cros ever since
DrafterX Offline
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Mad
teedubbya Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Mad



I'm sorry. I thought everyone knew already.
Ewok126 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm sorry. I thought everyone knew already.



We did, We just only talk about it behind his back.Anxious
delta1 Offline
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I don't, because that's too far to go...
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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take the shortcut
but you should only say nice things about him.
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted:
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Ya..!! Mad
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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who loves ya, baby!
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted:
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Laugh

You da man.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted:
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Sounds like drafter is the catcher
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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don't make me come up there !
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted:
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I gots a couple local guys that can handle this... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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thank you.

gots a Bar Mitzvah tomorrow and I have to be there.
DrafterX Offline
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ThumpUp
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted:
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Gay animals in nature...used to be an anomaly....
Rrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt?

Now its rampant...

Thanks to DRAFTERX
HuckFinn Offline
#22 Posted:
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Probably a Dixie cup
Burner02 Offline
#23 Posted:
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Littering by a "Snow Flake," no doubt.
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