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Puros Indios Viejo - A Touch of Elegance from the Motherland
GhettoNigFabulous Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2018
Posts: 199
What’s cracking soul brothers. Now, I’ll be honest lately CI’s prices have been hanging me out to dry, but a 20 dollar coupon and a good CI sale on Puros Indios Viejo made me pick up a bundle of beautiful Perla Maduros. A 5 incher, not too big around but an elegant, enchanting smoke at a price that the average nig can dig.

This smoke is not a powerhouse, it’s rich and tasty, but the small size means it won’t blow you away. I’m loving these little smokes. Join the Caravan of Love and Pick up a bundle of 20 from the CI Motherland.
Pudding Mittens Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 1,291
GhettoNigFabulous wrote:
A 5 incher, not too big around [...] it’s rich and tasty, but the small size means it won’t blow you away.

(Butthead voice) Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!

(Beavis voice) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
GNF is a troll... has to be a troll, he can't possibly be real.
GhettoNigFabulous Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2018
Posts: 199
I’m the real deal. You are telling me the Puros Indios Viejo is NOT a good smoke??
Pudding Mittens Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 1,291
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The Puros Indios is indeed a luscious smoke that transports the smoker to nicotine-tinged worlds of cosmic bliss, however at $2-3, they're very expensive, making it hard to keep up with the Cadillac payments and putting a serious dent in one's malt liquor budget!

A more affordable alternative is the Garcia y Vega, an enjoyable and high-quality smoke that costs less. It has notes of burning newspaper and just a touch of hobo ass on the retrohale, however there is some actual low-grade tobacco in there, too, so it's a decent bargain.

It's available at most of the higher-class gas stations. It's often located next to the gas station sushi. Spoiler alert: both of these may make you violently ill.
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Mandoman Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 4,761
Pudding Mittens wrote:
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The Puros Indios is indeed a luscious smoke that transports the smoker to nicotine-tinged worlds of cosmic bliss, however at $2-3, they're very expensive, making it hard to keep up with the Cadillac payments and putting a serious dent in one's malt liquor budget!

A more affordable alternative is the Garcia y Vega, an enjoyable and high-quality smoke that costs less. It has notes of burning newspaper and just a touch of hobo ass on the retrohale, however there is some actual low-grade tobacco in there, too, so it's a decent bargain.

It's available at most of the higher-class gas stations. It's often located next to the gas station sushi. Spoiler alert: both of these may make you violently ill.
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I'm gonna have to rely on you for exactly what a hobo's azz tastes like.
Pudding Mittens Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 1,291
Mandoman wrote:
I'm gonna have to rely on you for exactly what a hobo's azz tastes like.

You do realize that you're implying that you DO know what burning newspaper tastes like, right? Herfing
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opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
bgz wrote:
GNF is a troll... has to be a troll, he can't possibly be real.

Hank... Or Nancy...
dstieger Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Hank... Or Nancy...


No way it's Nancy. GNF doesn't explode when challenged
RobertHively Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,761
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Hank... Or Nancy...


Too sophisticated for Hamk. But definitely a white guy, an old white guy. That leaves many possibilities in this forum...
Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
My suspect has always been 8track.........just something about the way he expresses himself.
bgz Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
The use of paragraphs and punctuation doesn't match the image being projected.

I would expect the writing to match more of the style of a charliebarr.
SteveS Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Pudding Mittens wrote:
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The Puros Indios is indeed a luscious smoke that transports the smoker to nicotine-tinged worlds of cosmic bliss, however at $2-3, they're very expensive, making it hard to keep up with the Cadillac payments and putting a serious dent in one's malt liquor budget!

A more affordable alternative is the Garcia y Vega, an enjoyable and high-quality smoke that costs less. It has notes of burning newspaper and just a touch of hobo ass on the retrohale, however there is some actual low-grade tobacco in there, too, so it's a decent bargain.

It's available at most of the higher-class gas stations. It's often located next to the gas station sushi. Spoiler alert: both of these may make you violently ill.
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excellent review ...
Bur Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2012
Posts: 5,638
RobertHively wrote:
Too sophisticated for Hamk. But definitely a white guy, an old white guy. That leaves many possibilities in this forum...


No, there aren't a bunch of us old white guys around here.

Dayum I'm glad I didn't have any coffee retrohaled!

No idea how long it had aged, but one, only one, Puros Indios was a worthwhile smoke. Might also have been the company/location (Afghanistan with brothers of the badge/C-IED Task Force). The rest all cracked/exploded, thankfully saving me from having to attempt to finish them.
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
I always had a suspicion this gnf person was Bloodsport.... But I don't base it on anything other than his historic use of minstrel memes... So I could be wrong.
thurson Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,914
Bur wrote:
No, there aren't a bunch of us old white guys around here.

Dayum I'm glad I didn't have any coffee retrohaled!

No idea how long it had aged, but one, only one, Puros Indios was a worthwhile smoke. Might also have been the company/location (Afghanistan with brothers of the badge/C-IED Task Force). The rest all cracked/exploded, thankfully saving me from having to attempt to finish them.


For me that would have been the original Reserva Maxima.
SteveS Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Tim ... good to see you've survived the recent big storms ...
thurson Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,914
SteveS wrote:
Tim ... good to see you've survived the recent big storms ...


We're in the upstate just outside of Greenville and far enough from the coast that we only got a couple of inches of rain when Michael blew through.

Good to see you as always and say hi to Ann.
24132413 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2017
Posts: 555
Puros Indios Viejo is garbage. Always has been. Total generic spice crap. It sits on the bottom shelf along with most other Puros Indios/Cuba Aliados/Rolando Reyes cigars. The ONLY Rolando Reyes blend I have have ever smoked that is at least average is the Cuba Aliados Cabinet Selection. Crap cigars are smokable of course as everyone's mouth is different.
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Pretty sure his boy blended that one.
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