frankj1 wrote:reminds me of an old (supposedly true) story about the settling of an argument in Hollywood in the locker room of the swank country club.
I think George Burns claimed Jack Benny came up with the punch line.
Seems that legend had it that Forest Tucker was especially "gifted" but those in the know said Milton Berle had the all time winner.
Word was that Tucker was doubting the claims and this one day his crowd happened to run into Berle's in the locker room after a round of golf.
Tucker was relentless, even insulting Berle's manhood as Miltie refused to have a contest. Finally, after Tucker decided to show the goods, Jack Benny turned to his friend and said "Miltie, just take out enough to win".
It's a good thing you weren't there Frankie... all you would have had to do is lift your pant leg.
