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Happy colonoscopy day! Can’t wait!
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fishinguitarman Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:08 AM EST
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And I’ll never have one again!

Gagamaggot
rfenst Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:38 AM EST
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Up Yours, Buddy!
fishinguitarman Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:45 AM EST
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I was just sitting here

Again

Thinking about y’all 👀
LetsRock Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:20 AM EST
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If the guy in your avatar is you then I don't know why you are wasting your time with a colonoscopy.
rfenst Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:34 AM EST
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LOL.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:51 AM EST
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I’ll include you in my daily talk with the big guy Ray.

Did you light candles, and put some nice aftershave on to set the mood?
fishinguitarman Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:01 AM EST
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Lmfao!!!!!

Yeah pun intended
zitotczito Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 10:26 AM EST
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What a wuss, at least you are asleep while they do it, excluding the prep.

When you catch up to me with the multiple cystoscopy tests I have had for bladder problems we can talk.
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 10:33 AM EST
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Ever had intestinal and liver biopsies?

😖
zitotczito Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 10:49 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Ever had intestinal and liver biopsies?

😖


Not as of yet but I have had the CT and MRI W/WO the contrast and other interesting tests for hematuria(yearly over 5 years), other urinary problems and a spot on the liver.

Both of my parents were treated for bladder cancer and smoked. That makes me a prime candidate for following by the doctor and we aren't even talking about my fast rising PSA. All I know is that all this stuff sucks.
rfenst Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 10:49 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Ever had intestinal and liver biopsies?

😖


Internal biopsies performed by the gastro or colo-rectal surgeon doing the colonoscopy. Liver biopsies are done with local anesthesia and needle, but it isn't as bad as it you will fear. Mine was done by a radiologist who imaged while he was performing the liver biopsy. Hope it is nothing serious, fgm.
fishinguitarman Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:04 PM EST
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Liver biopsy is done. No cancer!
RMAN4443 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:32 PM EST
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Crack a smile...your on Candid Camera....Anxious

Good luck and best wishes to you for a positive outcome
Ram27 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 1:59 PM EST
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Great news 😀
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 1:59 PM EST
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ThumpUp
fishinguitarman Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 5:19 PM EST
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They did a upper AND lower scope some polyps but benign and he got em. Everything else is GOOD!
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 5:32 PM EST
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Hot damn
JadeRose Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:29 PM EST
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Prep was the worst part. When I woke up I just felt like a typical weekend camping with Z.
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:33 PM EST
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Has no one asked if they found CROS yet?
deadeyedick Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:46 PM EST
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Have had 5 so far and one more next year. After that the doc says I'm too old to care any more. fog
Whistlebritches Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:53 PM EST
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Prep sucked major azz.I refused the meds,had stuff to do afterwards that included driving,and glad I did.Nothing to it
Palama Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:13 PM EST
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Great news!

Obviously not a favorite thing to do but for the sake of our families, we put up with it.
Abrignac Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:38 PM EST
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Just had my 4th or 5th. The prep swill you have to drink is IMHO the absolute worst part. Though the 30 minutes of blowing the butt trumpet afterwards is a close second.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 10:03 PM EST
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I enjoy the cleansing...can't stop laughing when my ring muscle lets out the waterfall.

The Lovely Caren calls it tinkle poop.
Ewok126 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 10:20 PM EST
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As long as the medical staff doing the colonoscopy did not lose their college ring during the process, then all is well! I am glad to hear the good news brother.


What ever you do, DO NOT trust a fart for a few days. Full of crap
rfenst Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Nov 2 2018, 5:17 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I enjoy the cleansing...can't stop laughing when my ring muscle lets out the waterfall.

The Lovely Caren calls it tinkle poop.


It is called a douche and it is for your v, not your @ss!
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Nov 2 2018, 3:05 PM EST
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TW does salt water ones... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Nov 2 2018, 7:49 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
TW does salt water ones... Mellow



Does TW take the crabs out first?Gonz
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Nov 3 2018, 12:31 AM EST
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I think he just shaves when that happens... Or so I heard... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Nov 5 2018, 7:56 AM EST
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I know...the prep sucks big time...
But the alternative is way worse...

Alt. A: crapping in a colostomy bag for life

Alt. B: A permanent dirt nap
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Nov 5 2018, 4:56 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
It is called a douche and it is for your v, not your @ss!

for those days when I don't feel...fresh?
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