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Friday funny
Krazeehorse Offline
#1 Posted:
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Elton John and his partner David Furnish had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

After the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into the maternity ward.

A dozen babies were lying in their cribs, eleven of them were crying and screaming.

In the corner, one baby was lying quietly, smiling.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.

Isn't it wonderful Elton asked David.

All these crying babies and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!

The nurse said, oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his arse.
corey sellers Offline
#2 Posted:
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Lmao
jespear Offline
#3 Posted:
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Not bad !
Not bad at all !ThumpUp
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#4 Posted:
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That's wrong on so many levels. Laugh

David
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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yah...but still funny....
zitotczito Offline
#6 Posted:
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I agree, funny but wrong.
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted:
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Hilarious. Funny is funny!
plinytheelder Offline
#8 Posted:
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Applause
Gene363 Offline
#9 Posted:
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Sometimes wrong and funny fit.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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was Fuzzy missing?
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,753
d'oh!
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