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Honduran woman gives birth while climbing da wall.
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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 9:01 AM EST
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Baby falls on the US side into the dirt... Now it's a citizen...

Film at 11.... Not talking
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#2 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:03 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Baby falls on the US side into the dirt... Now it's a citizen...

Film at 11.... Not talking


It?
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:11 AM EST
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Film's a little fuzzy... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 11:37 AM EST
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Kerrrrrrrr-PLUNK!!!

THAT IS SO WRONG...

climbing a wall in the waining months of pregnancy...

Did the umbilical cord reach the entire way down?
Did the bambino look like a "shake and bake" drum stick after rolling in the sand?
Or did the cord "snap back" like a bungi cord or a yo-yo?

I think DRAFTER smacked it back over with a vintage old wooden 1950's Slazenger tennis racket he carries in his trunk to hit flying bats in the desert...
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 11:43 AM EST
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I would have thrown it back over.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 11:53 AM EST
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Hot potato
Hot potato
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 12:23 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Hot tamale
Hot tamale


I fixed it for you.Beer
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 12:50 PM EST
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Put it in a government holding cell.
The mother will never find it.
tailgater Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 12:51 PM EST
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What I meant to say:
That mother loves her child so much that she put it's life in jeopardy just to get a pay day.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 2:07 PM EST
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it's a girl...action starts 40 seconds or so in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TmmMWm0jJU
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 2:26 PM EST
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Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 4:58 PM EST
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Da kid just applied for family reunification.
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 5:17 PM EST
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That Bassard..!! Mad
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 6:10 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Baby falls on the US side into the dirt... Now it's a citizen...

Film at 11.... Not talking

I can't believe she was climbing a wall wifout pants on
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#15 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 7:29 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I can't believe she was climbing a wall wifout pants on

I do that all the time....it's very liberating Think
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 8:19 PM EST
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yeah, for the Mexican side.
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 9:10 PM EST
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Mexicans don't wear pants..??Huh
tailgater Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 9:43 PM EST
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You gotta cool off the taco.
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:28 PM EST
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I prefer hot tacos... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:28 PM EST
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And wet... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:32 PM EST
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gross
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:43 PM EST
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I was talking about picante sauce.. Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:53 PM EST
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withdrawn.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 10:54 PM EST
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hey...did you make up this story?
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 11:03 PM EST
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I read it on the internets... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2018, 11:12 PM EST
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reminds me of the great Jake And The Family Jewels song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFm_Bk3fZiA
Mr. Jones Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Dec 7 2018, 12:19 AM EST
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"SHAKE

ANDDDD

BAKE...."

TALLEDEGA NIGHTS...
bs_kwaj Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Dec 7 2018, 6:38 AM EST
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Musta not been the 'new' wall... Blink


Beer
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Dec 7 2018, 9:26 AM EST
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No.. prolly not... Mellow
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