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W.H.A.T. is your NEW YEARS RESOLUTION for 2019 ?
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
fog horse d'oh!

MR.Jones' New Years 2019 RESOLUTION...

# A.N.Y.B.O.D.Y.....and I mean ANYONE WHO SAYS THE WORD....

"FIERCE" ...

ANYWHERE...ANYTIME...
IN MY general VICINITY...
W.I.L.L. be slugged UNRELENTINGLY until they CRY "STOP" OR "UNCLE"...

So help me God....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
That's fierce bro...
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Hey...OPEL....
I'm Joey Cusack...

Broheeeeem...

A History of Violence....

"My name is...Tom Stall....
NOT JOEY ! "

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GONNA LOVE 2019...
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Why fierce..?? Huh
RMAN4443 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Why not???Anxious
opelmanta1900 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Cuz it's a fierce word bro...
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Why not tempestuous..?? Huh
KingoftheCove Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,603
I'm not gonna buy any cigars....
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
My New Years resolution is to never make another New Years resolution.
RMAN4443 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Whistlebritches wrote:
My New Years resolution is to never make another New Years resolution.

You'll probably break it....Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
tough crowd
opelmanta1900 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Fierce crowd...
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
#4 DRAFTERX

In response ....as to why???

It's the new "MOD" CATCH PHRASE...

LIKE:
"MY BAD"
HASHTAG
NETFLIX BINGING
PARADIGM
ETC....ETC...ETC...

For some reason...

Wacky CHICKS are the worst "fierce" spouting offenders...

Any GASH on any TV commercial lately has to say "fierce"...

Every third article on any GASH MAGAZINE at the grocery checkout line has "fierce" in the title...

ALL CHICKS WHO OWNS PELOTON bike thinks they are
"Fierce" for some reason or another...

All the fat gash announcers on Home Shopping Network,
Q.V.C. , The Shopping Network say the word " fierce"
3 times a minute...

On...and on...and onnnnnnnn...

^that "is why"
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
There should be outrage... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
I know, and I would be, but I gotta take a dump sumthin' fierce....Anxious
jespear Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
My NY's resolution for 2019 is to confront my fierce .
Oops . . . I mean confront my FEARS !
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Drafter said outrage not outage.
Speyside Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I'm gonna be nice to you guys. Ah, who the hell am I kidding. I'm gonna do more RAOK's this new year. That one I can keep.
grmcooper Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 10-10-2006
Posts: 20,430
That's wicked bad.
tonygraz Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Wicked fierce.
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
I can't wait for some ugly librarian looking wise azz
FEMALE FBI-SSG DIVISION AGENT S.K.A.N.K.
TO SAY THE WORD ....

"FIERCE"

around me...in 2019

It will be a pleasure beyond belief....

( but A.L.A.S...poor YORICK....they neither have the balls or muscle to back up the occurance...)
or the courage "to break cover" ...

Which is the NO. 1 RULE IN THE FBI-SSG DIVISION's
FELONY MURDERERS handbook....

#1 never break cover...
#2 blend into your surroundings, always lie & deny everything...
#3 travel in groups and back each other up because you are coward S.CU.M. and can only exist by outnumbering the innocent targeted individual....
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Note to A.L.L. FBI-SSG COWARD FELON SKANK AGENTS:

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dstieger Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Sorry, not sorry, Jonesy. Opel won the internet. Bruh, at the end of the day, there's wicked lot worse than 'fierce'. I don't have the bandwidth to deal with another literally unprecedented, overused hashtag cliche ...got enough on my plate.
tripleguy Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 09-15-2011
Posts: 62
I'm laying off the anal intercourse for the next year. I can no longer fart with authority. You know the kind, the ones that frapp out loudly and announce to the world that you don't give a crap and that you know how to impress the ladies. Well after years of taking a pounding, it seems I'm unable to muster up one of those. I don't know when I exactly realized it, but I suspect it's been gradually getting worse and worse and now it's to the point they just sort of hisssss out. Not necessarily a bad thing for times you're in church or attending the funeral of a friend, but it would be nice to be able to once again just let one rip and feel the folds of my anus riffle with the wind current. I've also been dealing with a bad case of pruritis ani so that should finally clear up. Looking forward to 2019 fellas!
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
try sleeping on your back
Burner02 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,861
Pretty simple, no more resolutions.
Gene363 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,680
Same as last year, being myself.
dstieger Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
You guys were right! Bloody is still hanging about
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Heard he's been hanging around Damn's place... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
#28 stieny

Nope, that's MAGWITCH w/ anal problems...
Or BLOODY after a SCHTIPPLING FROM FRANKS TRIPOD
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
the Legend Grows


and takes a weird turn
victor809 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
#24....

Username checks out...
victor809 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
....fiercely....
victor809 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
frankj1 wrote:
the Legend Grows


and takes a weird turn


Got a fierce bend in yours too?

frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
as needed
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