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Jhalabi Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-15-2019
Posts: 6
I just found out about this site today and already have spent more than I should. Once wife finds out I'll be in the shed.

My question is for anyone in the west coast of FL. How many days does it usually take for a shipment to arrive? I selected shipping on Tuesday and don't want the cigars to sit at the post office over the weekend.
Ewok126 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Jhalabi wrote:
I just found out about this site today and already have spent more than I should. Once wife finds out I'll be in the shed.

My question is for anyone in the west coast of FL. How many days does it usually take for a shipment to arrive? I selected shipping on Tuesday and don't want the cigars to sit at the post office over the weekend.


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Post number 1, Here we go again. (look Dave, The lesson Stuck! I put my big boy paints on Beer )



Jhalabi Just stop right there. You say you have spent more time here on the forums than you should and yet you have not learned the simple rule/courtesy of an Introduction first? I bet you just walk right up to strangers at the local gas station and ask " What is a good ointment to buy for my genital warts?" No introduction, no nothing.

Some one will be along to..... Ah phug it you will see.

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bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
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Sounds to me like the new guy needs a new wife... or a better shed.
Jhalabi Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-15-2019
Posts: 6
Except I said I spent time on the site. Never specified it was the forum ;)

And what best way to break the ice than asking a complete stranger about genital ointments? Just goes to show you I'm comfortable with strangers.
Jhalabi Offline
#5 Posted:
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Posts: 6
I'm hoping the massive amount of money I'll be spending here will help me get that new wife.
Ewok126 Offline
#6 Posted:
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Jhalabi wrote:
Except I said I spent time on the site. Never specified it was the forum ;)

And what best way to break the ice than asking a complete stranger about genital ointments? Just goes to show you I'm comfortable with strangers.


You did say site and not forums, My apologies I misunderstood because I did not see the Disclaimer notice.

as to the question "what best way to break the ice than asking a complete stranger about genital ointments?" In my OP..... show em! Herfing
corey sellers Offline
#7 Posted:
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Do you like camping if so some one will be along soon
corey sellers Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 10,339
Alright let's get some of the questions out of the way

Waffles or pancakes
Wad or fold
Long walks on the beach under the pale moonlight
Stand or squat ha this is a new one
Ever been in a Turkish prison

What am I missing fellows
Sunoverbeach Online
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Wait, Wait. I'm getting good at this.

J, go here: http://www.cigarbid.com/...EAD-v-2-1-3#post4376716

Read and learn info regarding intro. Then you'll likely only be ridiculed in a respectful manner...maybe...you know what? Forget I said anything about respectful.

I usually get my shipments in about three days, but I'm only two states away also. You can upgrade to UPS ground (about $3.50 cost) once there's a tracking number and that usually bumps it up a day. Also allows you to deliver to a UPS store which you can pick up at your convenience and smuggle into the house while the wife is ironing your drawers
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frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Alright let's get some of the questions out of the way

Waffles or pancakes
Wad or fold
Long walks on the beach under the pale moonlight
Stand or squat ha this is a new one
Ever been in a Turkish prison

What am I missing fellows

you really should rephrase that question
Sunoverbeach Online
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 14,588
corey sellers wrote:
Alright let's get some of the questions out of the way

Waffles or pancakes
Wad or fold
Long walks on the beach under the pale moonlight
Stand or squat ha this is a new one
Ever been in a Turkish prison

What am I missing fellows


There were also these a couple days back:
Cats or dogs
Donuts or bagels
Chicken or the egg
Grape or pineapple white owl
Thick crust or thin crust
Rare or done
Dry or wet
Ginger or Maryann

frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Ewok126 wrote:
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Post number 1, Here we go again. (look Dave, The lesson Stuck! I put my big boy paints on Beer )



Jhalabi Just stop right there. You say you have spent more time here on the forums than you should and yet you have not learned the simple rule/courtesy of an Introduction first? I bet you just walk right up to strangers at the local gas station and ask " What is a good ointment to buy for my genital warts?" No introduction, no nothing.

Some one will be along to..... Ah phug it you will see.

that's idiotic.
ya buy ointment (my favorite word btw) out of Parade Magazine and salve at gas stations.
Ewok126 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
frankj1 wrote:
that's idiotic.
ya buy ointment (my favorite word btw) out of Parade Magazine and salve at gas stations.


I buy my ointment out of comic books, right beside the X-Ray Glasses and the secret decoder ring.
Jhalabi Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-15-2019
Posts: 6
So many questions, so little attention span.

I'm a Virgo, and enjoy candlelight dinners with myself. I like asking adults to buy me beer, makes me feel young. NY style pizza, Chicago style hotdog, and Mexican type tacos.
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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hah...thought frank said shave at gas stations...
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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ooops....where are my manners? Welcome to the madhouse, Jhalabi...
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
hah...thought frank said shave at gas stations...

that is funnier!
delta1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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yah.... I pictured the contortions one would have trying to shave the nether regions in typically small restrooms at a gas station
Jhalabi Offline
#20 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
ooops....where are my manners? Welcome to the madhouse, Jhalabi...



Thank you.
Palama Offline
#21 Posted:
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Aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp
Ewok126 Offline
#22 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
yah.... I pictured the contortions one would have trying to shave the nether regions in typically small restrooms at a gas station



Who said anything about the restrooms, I was thinking the window washing tubs at the gas pump.
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