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Greggilmore99 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 26
Hey guys and gals,

As required:

I am from South Louisiana, Boat Captain by trade. Pretty new to cigars. Have had AF's, RP's, and a few others.

Now on to the important stuff....

Pancakes or Waffles: Waffles

Wad or Fold: Fold

Stand or Squat: Stand

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

Donuts or Bagels: Neither...i'm from South Louisiana. We have Beignets

Chicken or the Egg: Chicken

Grape or Pineapple White Owl: Never had either

Thick Crust or Thin: Thick

Rare or Done: Medium

Dry or Wet: Yes

Ginger or Mary Ann: Definitely MaryAnn
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 25,275
wicked smaht to do your homework, noob.
smokestaxx Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,019
Welcome to the club sizzle chest
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#4 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 4,665
Welcome to the Asylum...Beer
Jhalabi Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-15-2019
Posts: 6
What an over achiever. Should of just jumped in head first into the madness with a post pre-intro
Greggilmore99 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 26
Jhalabi wrote:
What an over achiever. Should of just jumped in head first into the madness with a post pre-intro



Been creeping on the forum a couple of months now...Seen how you guys treat the ones that do that....Shame on you
Greggilmore99 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 26
frankj1 wrote:
wicked smaht to do your homework, noob.


Thanks,

Is it time for my "overbidding" post yet?
Palama Offline
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Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 10,651
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Thanks,

Is it time for my "overbidding" post yet?


Aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp

The overbidding post would be good as well as the perfunctory “Cello on or off?” post. No, wait, instead of “cello”, the “Wrapper on or off? question would be even better! Gonz








Sarcasm
SmokeMonkey Offline
#9 Posted:
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Welcome!
Ewok126 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 3,860
Forward thinking is strong with this one. There may be hope for humanity yet.

Beignets - lard, Confectioner's sugar, Bread flour, Evaporated milk, Lukewarm water, Granulated sugar, Shortening
Now this is a fellow that is worthy! Man, I miss getting those when I lived in the Sip. Fresh Hot Beignets! Hell Yeah!

Welcome to the goober farm Beer
KingoftheCove Online
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 4,802
Applause

Think

What kind of car do you drive?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 232
Welcome marginally noobier noob.

I always store wrappers off. Sure it's a little spongey but the draw is amazing

Herfing
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 10,022
King - you know he only drives a truck.

OP noob - Do you mind if we call you creepy ?
KingoftheCove Online
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 4,802
tonygraz wrote:
King - you know he only drives a truck.

OP noob - Do you mind if we call you creepy ?

Tony!!!
I was laying my trap................now he’s gonna get away.....

There’s something fishy about a truck driving, waffle eating, beignets nibbling, boat captain who likes dry poon, and eats his steaks medium.
corey sellers Offline
#15 Posted:
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Posts: 4,890
Welcome to the asylum
corey sellers Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 4,890
Do you like camping ? if so Z will be along shortly
shaun341 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Posts: 7,971
Cello on or off?

How can we move forward without this important information!
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 25,275
shaun341 wrote:
Cello on or off?

How can we move forward without this important information!

we are in a shutdown!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 232
I vote cellos off for aging and on for smoking. Adds that je ne sais quois to the flavor
Whistlebritches Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 16,954
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Hey guys and gals,

As required:

I am from South Louisiana, Boat Captain by trade. Pretty new to cigars. Have had AF's, RP's, and a few others.

Now on to the important stuff....

Pancakes or Waffles: Waffles

Wad or Fold: Fold

Stand or Squat: Stand

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

Donuts or Bagels: Neither...i'm from South Louisiana. We have Beignets

Chicken or the Egg: Chicken

Grape or Pineapple White Owl: Never had either

Thick Crust or Thin: Thick

Rare or Done: Medium

Dry or Wet: Yes

Ginger or Mary Ann: Definitely MaryAnn


Almost Greggy

You forgot to tell us about your Turkish prison experience........and how much you enjoy a good reach around.
danmdevries Online
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 9,646
Camping by the river?
stinger88 Offline
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 4,989
Welcome to the forum Greg.
tonygraz Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 10,022
KingoftheCove wrote:
Tony!!!
I was laying my trap................now he’s gonna get away.....

There’s something fishy about a truck driving, waffle eating, beignets nibbling, boat captain who likes dry poon, and eats his steaks medium.


No, you just wanted to make fun of his car.
Greggilmore99 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 26
What kind of car do you drive? - I drive a truck. Cars are for women. Unless said car is a '60's muscle car.

Do you like camping ? - sure, as long as it is miles in the woods so noone can hear your screams....or sobbing, whichever you prefer to do.

You forgot to tell us about your Turkish prison experience - Still experiencing it. Ill let yall about it know when its over.

Cellos on or off? - On for storage, off when smoking.

KingoftheCove. - I can look past the truck driving, waffle eating, boat captain, and medium steak comment. But not the Beignet comment. If you ever had one you would never look at a donut or bagel the same again.
KingoftheCove Online
#25 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 4,802
Your avatar is your daily driver?
Nice!
Greggilmore99 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 26
KingoftheCove wrote:
Your avatar is your daily driver?
Nice!



Negative, not my daily driver, but will be some day.
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 25,275
this one is too smaht. He's got us figgered out.
Greggilmore99 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 26
Wouldn't say I am "too smaht". Just did my homework.
Greggilmore99 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Posts: 26
Frankj1 - Sent you a PM
Speyside Online
#30 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,173
Call him Frankie Tripod, it's a long story.
Speyside Online
#31 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,173
Better noobs lately. No crying and whining. Fairly good commentary on their part.
Greggilmore99 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 26
tonygraz wrote:
King - you know he only drives a truck.

OP noob - Do you mind if we call you creepy ?


Tony...Whatever creams your twinkie. Wouldnt be the worst thing I have ever been called.
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