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Clearwater man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his
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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 4:55 PM EST
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CLEARWATER, Fla. (WFLA) - A Clearwater man says three syringes removed during a strip search at the Pinellas County Jail do not belong to him.

Wesley Dasher Scott, 40, was arrested on a drug charge early Friday morning and was taken to the receiving area of the Pinellas County Jail.

While he was being strip searched, Scott removed three syringes from his rectum and gave them to a deputy, according to an arrest affidavit.

He allegedly told deputies that the syringes were not his.

Before he was transported to the jail, Scott was searched in a field where he was taken into custody. A deputy said he asked Scott if he had anything on him and if he knew what would happen if he brought anything hidden into the jail. The deputy said that Scott knew what the consequences would be.

Scott was charged with felony possession of contraband in a county detention facility, possession of drugs without a prescription with intent to sell, possession of marijuana, and possession of drugs without prescription.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 5:08 PM EST
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"Sir, has your rectum been on your person at all times. If you did not pack your own rectum, who else may have had access to it?"
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 5:10 PM EST
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In CA, possession is a misdemeanor now. As soon as you walk into the jail, it becomes a felony. If the arresting officer doesn't find it, you woud be much better off handing it over.
Abrignac Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 8:41 PM EST
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Meh. I was once supervising a dorm shakedown. When it was over all the inmates had to be strip searched. One guy squatted and an iPhone covered in a$$ gravy fell to the floor.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:03 PM EST
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was the call for you?
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:06 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
was the call for you?


Telemarketer, I bet.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:08 PM EST
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shoulda just let it go to voice mail
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:09 PM EST
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Hi Shawn!
MACS Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Hi Shawn!


Hola Franco!
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:46 PM EST
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sure wish I spoke Latin about now...heh heh
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:53 PM EST
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I think that was portuguese...
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 11:20 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I think that was portuguese...

just one of seven Latin based...
Ewok126 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jan 20 2019, 10:07 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
"Sir, has your rectum been on your person at all times. If you did not pack your own rectum, who else may have had access to it?"


I bet that list was longer than Drafter's list! Well, by at least 2. Gonz
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jan 20 2019, 11:55 AM EST
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...damn near killed him
JGKAMIN Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Jan 20 2019, 1:13 PM EST
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Well usually when in jail he has penises in his rectum and they aren’t his either...Think
shaun341 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jan 20 2019, 1:15 PM EST
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You all act as if you never forgot something in your rectum before....
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jan 20 2019, 1:32 PM EST
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anyone seen my syringes?
RMAN4443 Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jan 20 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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Now how did those things get in there???Think
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jan 20 2019, 5:03 PM EST
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on Dasher...
tailgater Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Jan 21 2019, 9:15 AM EST
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When my proctologist tried to write his name with a thermometer he said "damn. some azzhole must have my pen".
tailgater Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Jan 21 2019, 9:18 AM EST
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So when the guy at the bar offered to push in my stool he wasn't just be chivalrous?
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Jan 21 2019, 2:13 PM EST
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he took a shot...or 3
Ewok126 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jan 21 2019, 8:21 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
So when the guy at the bar offered to push in my stool he wasn't just be chivalrous?



It depends. Did you feel his belly or tits rub your back? If so then NO he was not being chivalrous.

Also, you should get someone to help you make sure he did not leave nothing behind. He might have pulled a Jacques Cousteau and went in deep. Anxious
delta1 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jan 22 2019, 1:47 PM EST
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thanks guys...
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