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United Nations Report: 1 out of 3 staffers sexually harassed or bullied
Mr. Jones Offline
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NPR
"GOATS AND SODA" REPORTS...

U.N. staffers are under sexual assault/harrassmant and bullying by all the wacky Ambassadors on a "free ride power trip away from their homelands on party benders and free reigns from their spouses"....

Sounds like "Animal House" over on the EAST SIDE OF NYC...Toga parties and
ox tail whips ( like the Eddie Murphy movie "Coming to America")....

Ambassadors come to America to "party all the time", get laid, steal money from per diem accounts and "World Peace" is last on their agenda...
Beer d'oh! whip
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
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I actually had to contact Google to ensure that any news story containing the term "goats and soda" never appeared in my news feed again...
delta1 Offline
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Ox tail stew is delicious...
frankj1 Offline
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Jones snuck in a second Eddie Murphy reference
opelmanta1900 Offline
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True dat... Had some on a cruise when I was younger... Nice and salty...
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Quit interrupting Frank...
frankj1 Offline
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it will be my fault if this goes awry
delta1 Offline
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I may have to make some for the Morro Bay fishnherf...not awry...but ox tail stew...
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Wasn't the ox tail whip on the train in Trading Places, not Coming to America?
opelmanta1900 Offline
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I think you're thinking of Indiana Jones...
teedubbya Offline
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All I know is it moved a little
delta1 Offline
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yea...mine too...she was hot in Trading Places...
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted:
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So was Mortimer
victor809 Offline
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Welcome back tw!
teedubbya Offline
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I'm only here for a few minutes in between loofahing my stretch marks
Mr. Jones Offline
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#9. S.O.B.^^^

NOW that I think about it ???????

I think you are right...it may have been "Trading Places" and not "Coming to America"...
frankj1 Offline
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#15
sadly, he's not kidding
Mr. Jones Offline
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#4 frank...

Is CORRECT TOO!!!

FRANK is a Y.O.G.I. EXTRORDINARE...

& that "party all the time" was REALLY WEAK !!!
I bet Eddie cringed every time he here's it...

I saw Eddie Murphy on a newer NETFLIX CHICK FLICK WHICH turned out to be pretty well done...Eddie gave a great performance... Title is " Mr. ???something??"

*** it is titled "MR. CHURCH"

EDDIE MURPHY SIGNED ON TO MAKE A NEW MOVIE...
"DOLEMITE IS MY NAME" about the real life of
Rudy Ray Moore....he was a black actor in the 1960's who made a blackploitation movie ( a private eye and hood who knows karate) the FILM IS F*KING AWESOMELY FUNNY...
GREAT BLACKPLOITATION "LINES" ALL THROUGH THE ENTIRE FILM...
My friend told me about this dude years ago in real life
And I howled laughing so hard my stomach hurt!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
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***ALSO WATCH:

YOUTUBE VIDEO

"MADTV / ARIES SPEERS as Eddie Murphy"
6:02 min.
It goes thru the history of the recording of
Eddies hit single "party all the time " with record producer
Rick James!!!

Funny as HELL!!!
Abrignac Offline
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delta1 wrote:
I may have to make some for the Morro Bay fishnherf...not awry...but ox tail stew...


I’ll bite.

On the other hand, perhaps I can cook up a pot of “real” seafood gumbo. It only takes about an hour and a half to make. Much tastier than the 💩 sold in the so-called Cajun restaurants.
delta1 Offline
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the stew takes a few hours, so if I do make it, I'll have to do it the day before we go...
RMAN4443 Offline
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Oxtail stew in Instant Pot in less than one hour

http://instantpot.us/oxtails-stew/

Herfing
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Never used one, but how do you prevent everything in the pot from turning into a uniformly mushy consistency?
RMAN4443 Offline
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Well,you need to follow the recipe....the whole meal can be cooked in one pot....you just need to use the right pressure, high or low, and the right length of time....you can actually set it to pressure cook for zero minutes....like to cook broccoli...you just set the timer for zero minutes, and it comes up to pressure and then depressurrizes...it is actually cooking as it comes up to pressure....broccoli comes out perfect at 0 minutes.....it does take about 10 minutes to get to pressure...so far everything I've cooked has been perfect texture just following the recipes I get online
tailgater Offline
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So it takes 10 minutes to cook for 0 minutes?
And you PAY For something like that?

delta1 Offline
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I've been learning how to cook using heat my entire life, and continue to...not sure if I can try an Instant Pot...that would be too much pressure...
RMAN4443 Offline
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tailgater wrote:
So it takes 10 minutes to cook for 0 minutes?
And you PAY For something like that?


Yeah, but it's worth every penny...Anxious
Mr. Jones Offline
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Some hot older waitress with an great hair and face,
hot frame, big rack, tight ass & about 100 lbs
Pinched my butt last week...at the diner counter...

Should I report it to Butros Butros Ghalli ???
frankj1 Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Some hot older waitress with an great hair and face,
hot frame, big rack, tight ass & about 100 lbs
Pinched my butt last week...at the diner counter...

Should I report it to Butros Butros Ghalli ???

she the one who called you a deuce?
Mr. Jones Offline
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Nope ^^^^

That... was a close buddy.
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