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Satchmo218 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-07-2019
Posts: 35
Hello all,

Ex Beech-Nut, Redman user (Believe it or not my wife didn't mind) that has been introduced to the world of cigars by a friend. I have been trolling the site for about a month and figured it was time.

I know what your thinking, I now owe my life to that friend!! Frying pan





Name.... I think it’s visible already. Real name in the forum profile, feel free.
Rank.... Bond...James Bond...double O Zero
Serial number...8675309
Waffles...can fit more butter and syrup in the little square holding ponds.
Love camping.... As long as there is a room key involved.
long walks on the beach...In the Dominican Rep. yes please!!! lotta topless!!
Wad or fold....when I need it my legs are starting to go numb, so wadding saves time.
Turkish Prison...Nope! But I have seen a Saudi Prison! (906th AREFS 92-96) during a TDY to Riyadh. Drove by it twice a day.
Rare... Blessed with Family raised!



Thanks in advance the soft, gentile, fuzzy greeting im sure to get..Not talking


Satchmo218 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-07-2019
Posts: 35
Figures!!!!! Just realized I posted in the wrong forum!!!

Should be in the General Discussion.

Sorry!!
KingoftheCove Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 4,954
Noob got too excited...
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 9,556
Satchmo218 wrote:


Thanks in advance the soft, gentile, fuzzy greeting im sure to get..Not talking




No thanks to Frank
Sunoverbeach Online
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 580
Welcome slightly noobier noob.

You forgot Maryann over Ginger. I mean Maryann or Ginger? Don't want to sway the results
Palama Online
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 10,809
Hey Chris! (...so that others don't have to look at your Profile...)

Aloha from Hawaii. ThumpUp

You missed: Cello on or off?
Pudding Mittens Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 612
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Welcome slightly noobier noob.

You forgot Maryann over Ginger. I mean Maryann or Ginger? Don't want to sway the results


I LOL'd at MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) when they did an episode where one team was all academics, and they introduced one female contestant as "Professor Ann Maryann from Uncharted Isle University", an obvious corruption of "The Professor and Mary Ann" from the theme song.

Another bit of fun: MST3K had an episode where they mocked "This Island Earth", an old sci-fi movie. Russell Johnson (the guy who played The Professor on Gilligan's Island) had a part in it. When he appears on-screen for the first time in the movie, he walks over to someone and opens his mouth to speak, and Crow blurts out, "what's this 'AND THE REST' crap?!?!?" Bwahaha, love it.
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gummy jones Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 6,583
what a noop
Satchmo218 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-07-2019
Posts: 35
Sunoverbeach...Couldn't agree more, Miss Nevada 1960
Palama… Aloha, Thank you. Off for storage, on for smoking!! adds a unique flavor and smell. And a lot of staring.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 16,093
Welcome Sasquatch...how dare you clothe yourself with Satchmo...there was one and only one Satchmo!!! RIP...



j/k...welcome to the nuthouse...believe it or not...we are all really crazy here...
Satchmo218 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-07-2019
Posts: 35
delta1 wrote:
Welcome Sasquatch...how dare you clothe yourself with Satchmo...there was one and only one Satchmo!!! RIP...



j/k...welcome to the nuthouse...believe it or not...we are all really crazy here...




My grandpa gave me the nickname when I played the trumpet...…...for 2 years cause my mom made me!

My grandpa was a HUGE fan of Louie, had a photo of him and Louie after a concert in Fresno!! Talks about that day all the time.
Phil222 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,404
Welcome.
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 10,200
Where's Cameroon ? Maybe we should go with Delta's suggestion.
Ram27 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 41,623
Welcome & enjoy your stay with us.


ram27bat
gummy jones Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 6,583
tonygraz wrote:
Where's Cameroon ? Maybe we should go with Delta's suggestion.


too gentle
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,112
Welcome to the club.

Grab a seat, Buckle up, Hang on to the Oh Chit bars and enjoy the ride.

Maryann FOREVA!
jespear Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 8,249
Welcome to the neighborhood, Chris. (Thanks, Conan, for saving me the trouble of looking it up.)

The "topless" on the Dominican beaches, that you speak of . . . Do they wear thongs ?

http://www.cigarbid.com/...hallenge-The-Thonginator
Sunoverbeach Online
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 580
Dammit SOB!! Do not click on a link just because it's there. When will you learn?!?

d'oh! Brick wall d'oh! Brick wall
Mandoman Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 4,518
jespear wrote:
Welcome to the neighborhood, Chris. (Thanks, Conan, for saving me the trouble of looking it up.)

The "topless" on the Dominican beaches, that you speak of . . . Do they wear thongs ?

http://www.cigarbid.com/...hallenge-The-Thonginator


Do a search for Thonginator, updated.
I recommend the eye bleach prior to viewing.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 25,914
dstieger wrote:
No thanks to Frank

I didn't say Gentile...but I woulda.
Satchmo218 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-07-2019
Posts: 35
jespear wrote:
Welcome to the neighborhood, Chris. (Thanks, Conan, for saving me the trouble of looking it up.)

The "topless" on the Dominican beaches, that you speak of . . . Do they wear thongs ?

http://www.cigarbid.com/...hallenge-The-Thonginator



That’s a click of the mouse I will never get back!!Sick

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