first, a nice handwritten note on personal letterhead stationery (Tobacconist Extraordinaire) welcoming me to the FOG Club, and "hoping" I enjoy the enclosed...he's either crazy, or crazy funny.
Either way, I could tell I was in over my head in the "Class" department...go figure, he's good friends with my buddy tailgater (probably the bus driver in this mission)!
here goes (streetrod, please correct errors):
Nub Tubo maddie...never knew these tubos existed, used to smoke lots of NUbs, definitely time to revisit
My Father CT toro...have had just a few of this label and I know this monster will be in my wheelhouse
Dunbarton T & T short torpedo...have enjoyed the couple I have smoked, never this vitola though
La Aurora Ruby Pref. #2 Tubo...I know how good this will be
Padron 1926 maddie robusto...no comment necessary
Camacho Liberty 2015!...all these years, never had any of them. coffin still sealed too. Oh, and #24610/40,000. If this misses cremation on July 4, it will certainly burn on my 66th a couple weeks later.
not satisfied, Frank (great name, no?) tossed in a corona-ish Johnny-O...seriously?
as good as I am wif words, I am (almost) speechless. Nevah, evah saw this hit coming.
If Kraft goes to jail, I may have to become a Jets fan (did I say that out loud?)
Crazy. Generous. Thoughtful. Crazy.
Thanks.
