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Poll Question : Should Elon be allowed to keep government contract
Choice Votes Statistics
Heck Yeah! 2 13 %
Heck NO! 1 6 %
Joe Rogan has good weed! 5 33 %
Nancy Pelosi should be on the Rogan Show. 1 6 %
If she can do it so can Ewok. 6 40 %
Total 15 100%

SpaceX plans go up in smoke?
Ewok126 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,330

Man, and I enjoyed that Joe Rogan episode.

If nothing happens with the investigation then I will still apply for a job with the SpaceX program!

I wonder if Nancy Pelosi will be my poster child. Retards Unite!

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Speyside Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,630
Sku jeerota, yupyup, gleeg siz ah-ah, coatee-cha.
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,330
Speyside wrote:
Sku jeerota, yupyup, gleeg siz ah-ah, coatee-cha.


Teeha Fruk, meechoo yupyup yesh sta. Kla eekeekeek ota churi de opra. Teeha dupav vay kommah!
fishinguitarman Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 66,732
^ What he said
dstieger Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 9,870
Dont know what a Rogan is, but few people as stupid genius as Elon...I would never bet against him....wouldn't put a whole lot on him, either
engletl Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,332
I heard ewoks taste like chicken....
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 1,235
I heard stringy and kind of gamey. Not worth the skinning
mjrburn Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 580
Gotta shave the ewok before your skin it!... then it tastes like alligator, which tastes like chicken, or so I've heard.
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 16,670
after a coupla hits from Rogan's bong, you'll be chowing down on ewok...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 1,235
If you're bayou born and bred, does alligator taste like chicken or does chicken taste like alligator?
Ewok126 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,330
I have been told I taste like turtle. Seven flavors of meat depending on what part you eat. Anxious
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 10,730
ELON needs to go on another radio show interview and
"LIVE SMOKE ANOTHER FATTY" ....,then pontificate about the future... Elon NO LIKE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, he is scared shiiiitless about it...

He is one smart dude...but much too overexposed over the last 18 months...he has a visionary mind...BIGTIME.
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