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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 2:05 PM EST
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https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/22/Giant-mixing-truck-serving-cocktails-in-Florida/7631553267685/
tamapatom Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 2:50 PM EST
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Florida man strikes again!
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 3:58 PM EST
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Great repurposing!
danmdevries Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:10 PM EST
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I'll be in the Orlando area next week!

Gonna have to keep a lookout
tailgater Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:12 PM EST
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One of the ingredients is soda.

That drink will be flatter than my girlfriend back in 6th grade.
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:22 PM EST
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That’s saying something since you date dudes.
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:35 PM EST
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huh....
I had a joke about that girlfriend being from last year but thought a pedo joke was in poor taste.

DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:53 PM EST
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Not here.... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:27 PM EST
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Did you see them X ?
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:29 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
huh....
I had a joke about that girlfriend being from last year but thought a pedo joke was in poor taste.



I had to reword my post several times in order to prevent an easy transition to this.
KingoftheCove Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 10:22 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
One of the ingredients is soda.

That drink will be flatter than my girlfriend back in 6th grade.


My 6th grade girlfriend had boobs, was 3 inches taller than me, prolly out weighed me by 25 pounds, and kept dragging me into the orange grove after school to make out.
I was terrified of her, and pretty much did what she said.
It was such a relief when she ended up going to a different junior high school.
Fond memories....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 10:43 AM EST
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You forgot the #metoo...
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 11:25 AM EST
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we now know the origin of Bigfoot...
KingoftheCove Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 12:05 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
we now know the origin of Bigfoot...

Heh.........funny part of the story is she had an identical twin sister.
The sister was much nicer.........didn’t have any pimples, and had longer hair, and was generally cuter.
I could never dream of “making a move” on her though...........cause, well...........I had no idea what making a move meant, let alone how to do it.
The “orange grove” episodes were, as Delta prolly surmised, nothing more than me getting mauled by Bigfoot...
Fond memories may be a bit of an over statement...
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 11:30 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Heh.........funny part of the story is she had an identical twin sister.
The sister was much nicer.........didn’t have any pimples, and had longer hair, and was generally cuter.
I could never dream of “making a move” on her though...........cause, well...........I had no idea what making a move meant, let alone how to do it.
The “orange grove” episodes were, as Delta prolly surmised, nothing more than me getting mauled by Bigfoot...
Fond memories may be a bit of an over statement...

but you did kinda like it....right?Anxious
KingoftheCove Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 1:09 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
but you did kinda like it....right?Anxious

Is that your Barbara Streisand impersonation?
It’s pretty good...

Ha!
RMAN4443 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 1:14 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Is that your Barbara Streisand impersonation?
It’s pretty good...

Ha!

BigGrin
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