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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 5:26 PM EST
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leaving early AM.

MrJones, ... may I assume you will watch my hut?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 5:27 PM EST
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Your have tos sound much better than my have tos
rfenst Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 6:04 PM EST
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Lucky Dog!
KingoftheCove Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 6:33 PM EST
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ya.....I wanna trade havetos with Frankie too...
Ram27 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 6:57 PM EST
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Enjoy. Herfing
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#6 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 7:45 PM EST
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Send me pics from the nudie beach . . . or did you get banned for scarin' the ladies the last time you were there ?
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 7:57 PM EST
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ya buncha clowns!
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:17 PM EST
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Grab me an ashtray... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:18 PM EST
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do you mind if it's made in China?
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:44 PM EST
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Frankie draws in the sand...
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:45 PM EST
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Remember to put sunscreen on your schmendrick or there will be no Funtime after sunshine.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:52 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Remember to put sunscreen on your schmendrick or there will be no Funtime after sunshine.

finally a post from a mature person.
what flavor sunscreen would you suggest?
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:55 PM EST
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Amazon sells a solar jock. I actually have one. Frank knows why.

Although he may have to sew two together.
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:57 PM EST
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no. I do not know why!
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 8:59 PM EST
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Yes you do. You know all my issues.
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:00 PM EST
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yeah, that's true.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:02 PM EST
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see ya...
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:03 PM EST
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I actually ordered a solar jock and a husky mask that makes me look like Louie. Or was it a husky solar jock? But I digress.

Have fun frank. You deserve it. When you are on the beach close your eyes and think of me (in my mask and solar jock)
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:05 PM EST
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freak... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:07 PM EST
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The funny thing is I’m not kidding.
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:13 PM EST
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Frank, you will have many bad hair days, try to get out of it. If not, send some crunchy things to Drafter, he has been so deprived of late.
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 9:32 PM EST
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I had some just the other day... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 11:15 PM EST
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I am dispatching BOO BOO
AND RANGER RICK ON THE AMTRACK N.E. CORRIDOR RUN.....PRONTO
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Mar 23 2019, 11:17 PM EST
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OhMyGod not Boo Boo..!!
Palama Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 3:03 AM EST
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Frankie, hope you and TLC have a great time. Don’t forget Drafter’s ashtray.

Btw, you musta been so happy when this came out...although I’m sure they had to customize one part for you:

https://www.messynessychic.com/2013/08/01/the-1970s-political-activist-who-invented-****-pants/

You’ll need to type in the correct word since it is one of the 7 banned words. The correct 5-letter word begins with a “p” and ends in an “s”.
tailgater Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 8:48 AM EST
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Have fun making trails in the sand.

And pleasant dreams, as you picture TW in that jock thingy.
RMAN4443 Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 11:38 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Have fun making trails in the sand.

And pleasant dreams, as you picture TW in that jock thingy.

I thought it was 3 Tracks in the Snow...Anxious
Whistlebritches Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 2:20 PM EST
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Have a blast Frank
delta1 Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 9:15 PM EST
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use either the pineapple or grape flavored sunscreen...
Speyside Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Mar 24 2019, 10:30 PM EST
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Frank, are there because a barrister contacted you about the long lost uncle of yours who left you a significant sum of money?
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 12:19 PM EST
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this is done.
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 4:43 PM EST
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I was ready to go but you never called.... Sad
delta1 Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 6:58 PM EST
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you can go to Azusa instead.......or Anaheim...........or Rancho Cugamonga...................


if you do, lmk and we can get together for a herf...
frankj1 Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:25 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I was ready to go but you never called.... Sad

left da flipfone home.
but I got you a cute little ashtray. too small for cigars but good for your ashtray museum.
Speyside Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 9:17 PM EST
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Glad you both had a good time.
delta1 Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 11:35 PM EST
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poor Jack...gone, and seemingly forgotten...
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