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I heard Frank got arrested....
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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 8:37 AM EST
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8735917/widower-show-****-officials-wife-death-blamed-genitals/
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 8:40 AM EST
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might have to put pppppeeeeennnnniiiiissss where the asterisks are
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 8:54 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
might have to put pppppeeeeennnnniiiiissss where the asterisks are



I think only Drafter puts his pen1s where the * are
danmdevries Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 8:57 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I think only Drafter puts his pen1s where the * are


Is that a balloon knot or an asterisk?
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 9:00 AM EST
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I think on drafter it's more a saggy O
fishinguitarman Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 9:39 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I think on drafter it's more a saggy O



Get your mind outta the gutter with your gay references
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 10:05 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Get your mind outta the gutter with your gay references



Wow you have a tiny tiny unimaginative mind.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2019, 10:16 AM EST
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OhMyGod
Was he stealing an ashtray..??
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2019, 1:43 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Wow you have a tiny tiny unimaginative mind.



If it involves thinking about somebody's ****, then I guess you're right
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2019, 5:11 PM EST
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I volunteer to go to Aruba and bail him out.
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2019, 5:53 PM EST
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Would you rather he made transgender, or lesbian references?
delta1 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2019, 6:40 PM EST
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is it possible to kill a woman with your joystick? We've all seen scenes in the movies when a man dies during intercourse, but....

they give birth to 10-12 lb babies through there ...
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2019, 6:50 PM EST
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So maybe if you had a 13lb cawck?

(I'm kidding of course... The answer is not really. Not in any way in which you wouldn't also be able to kill a person through external application)
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2019, 10:31 PM EST
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I only have a 9 lb one... Sad
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 9:11 AM EST
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like a can of tuna myself....what's a can of tuna weigh??Anxious
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 9:45 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
I volunteer to go to Aruba and bail him out.


Is Charlie with him?
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 11:05 AM EST
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Charlie is out looking for CROS... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 11:51 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Is Charlie with him?

Charlie the Tuna??Think
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 7:33 PM EST
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Frank is "in Aruba"...

Which in "my old world" means he has taken a mosquito boat to Venezuela and is setting up early recon for a
U.S. invasion...or he's rigging election machines against
Maduro... Frank says lately "I'm retired".....

Shhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeettttt...he ain't retired...he's just goin' deeper into the rabbit hole for the illuminati...
(I know they pay real well...upfront 50%...then the other 50% upon completion...with a tip for a job well done..
tailgater Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 7:47 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Charlie the Tuna??Think


No.
Charlie who was stuck in London.

But he wasn't the one who hated to drive there.

It's a long story.
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 9:50 PM EST
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I thought Charlie was stuck on the MTA.
tailgater Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2019, 8:36 AM EST
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No. He never returned.
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2019, 11:48 PM EST
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Nice stuff. Really?
I get home only to find the place is a mess.

Instead of cleaning up after yourselves, this is what you've been doing?

Wait'll Mom sees this!
Palama Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 3:03 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Nice stuff. Really?
I get home only to find the place is a mess.

Instead of cleaning up after yourselves, this is what you've been doing?

Wait'll Mom sees this!


We thought you were coming back tomorrow. d'oh!
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 5:43 AM EST
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Welcome back, Frankie-T.

I wish I was retired...
jespear Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 6:10 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Nice stuff. Really?
I get home only to find the place is a mess.

Instead of cleaning up after yourselves, this is what you've been doing?

Wait'll Mom sees this!


Thank you for sending me a text message at 1am to let me know you were home.
Once I got back to sleep, I slept soundly, knowing you were safely back in the USA.
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 12:45 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Thank you for sending me a text message at 1am to let me know you were home.
Once I got back to sleep, I slept soundly, knowing you were safely back in the USA.

didn't think about that...sorry.
I left the flipfone home for the week and just answered all texts after unpacking.
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 1:31 PM EST
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Don't apologize Frank.
If people haven't learned how to have their phone automatically silence incoming messages at night in 2019, they deserve to wake up when someone texts them.
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:15 PM EST
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don't know about this silencer thingie but I do turn off all sounds sometimes.
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:16 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
We thought you were coming back tomorrow. d'oh!

you made me laugh.
tonygraz Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 7:21 AM EST
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I've been too sick to clean things up.
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