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Actual text conversation with my wife today
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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 3:10 PM EST
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Wife: Are we doing anything on May 4th?

Me: That's Star Wars day.

Wife: But is there anything going on? We're putting together a staff appreciation event and that Saturday works out best.

Me: But you were going to dress up as Princess Leia.

Wife: That can be later. The event will be 4 to 8pm.

Me: Good. I didn't want to be Hand Solo.




I wonder where this will lead to next?
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 3:17 PM EST
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Two Staff Appreciation Events in the same day?
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 3:47 PM EST
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some sort of weird necro thing?

RIP Leia RIP
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 4:19 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Two Staff Appreciation Events in the same day?


Good.
But I'm looking for Star Wars centric.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 4:32 PM EST
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he said staff.
dstieger Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 4:57 PM EST
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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 5:11 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?


Nice!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 6:16 PM EST
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Do it. Or do it not. There is no try
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 6:33 PM EST
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Wife: but I really like your hand solos...much better than Jabba
Ewok126 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 7:16 PM EST
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Hand Solo........Blink


You Moof Milker!
jespear Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 7:19 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Two Staff Appreciation Events in the same day?


THAT was funny.
csgamecock Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 10:19 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?


Not to mention they always miss what they're shooting at!
JadeRose Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 5:31 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:




I wonder where this will lead to next?







Maybe she'll give you some wookie
engletl Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 8:10 AM EST
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Commence operation....VAC-U-SUCK!
dstieger Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 8:41 AM EST
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“Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh…everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:04 AM EST
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So.... general question....


is this thread just Tail getting all of us involved in his foreplay?


Not judging.... just wondering if I should feel aroused or not.
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:42 AM EST
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Only because I am his father
tailgater Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:46 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
So.... general question....


is this thread just Tail getting all of us involved in his foreplay?


Not judging.... just wondering if I should feel aroused or not.


I don't need no stinking foreplay.
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:48 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Maybe she'll give you some wookie


My fault for not explaining the rules.

no mention of wookie.

It ruins the mood.
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:59 AM EST
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yae...jabba the hut hates wookies
rfenst Online
#21 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:03 AM EST
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What about Pizza the Hut?
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:05 AM EST
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May the schwartz be with you
Numismaniac Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:08 AM EST
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Slightly off topic, but my memory with birthdays is pretty bad, LMAO!

Almost two years ago, my youngest grandson was born on May 4th, the line "may the forth be with you" is how I will always be able to remember his birthday, not that it guarantees that I will remember the year, so there's that, hehe!

Another side note, THE BEST $200 bucks EVER spent here in TN is the lifetime hunting/fishing license for your kids, grandkids, etc. BEFORE they turn 3!!!! HELL, a yearly SPortsman's license is almost that much alone!!!
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#24 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:18 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
May the schwartz be with you

schmaltz, not schwartz!Shame on you
dstieger Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:20 AM EST
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Short for Schlitz Malt Liquor?
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#26 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:28 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Short for Schlitz Malt Liquor?

No, rendered chicken fat.
dstieger Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:43 AM EST
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Too much deep fried scratch grains?
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 11:50 AM EST
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I usually just use jergens but I may try it
dstieger Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 12:47 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I usually just use jergens but I may try it

Someone has to save our skins
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 1:05 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
My fault for not explaining the rules.

no mention of wookie.

It ruins the mood.




So you're a Scruffy Nerf herder?
tailgater Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 3:32 PM EST
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I just don't like to conjure up political images in the boudoir.

Ewok126 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 6:38 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
My fault for not explaining the rules.

no mention of wookie.

It ruins the mood.




Hey!

You have never had a good night's sleep until you have curled up in the lap of a Wookie.
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