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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2019, 3:45 PM EST
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Dude running around SF wearing a MAGA hat and screaming homophobic slurs eventually stabs someone.

https://m.sfgate.com/crime/article/Sword-wielder-in-MAGA-hat-slashes-man-13729404.php
Speyside Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2019, 5:07 PM EST
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Did Jussie pay him?
Krazeehorse Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2019, 6:52 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Did Jussie pay him?


Soros
bgz Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 9:39 AM EST
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Time to try and ban swords.

First a guy slashing a hand... it's only a matter of time till there's mass sword stabbings.

Yep, they gotta go.
tailgater Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 11:16 AM EST
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I think we would all expect that a guy running around a major city with a sword would eventually stab someone.
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 3:31 PM EST
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not if he was the highlander or a samurai...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 3:35 PM EST
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Well which is it? There can be only one you know
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 4:58 PM EST
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lessee..............it's SF - closer to Japan.......lotsa sushi places....gotta be a samurai...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 6:05 PM EST
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Ironclad logic if I've ever heard it
Brewha Online
#10 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:24 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Time to try and ban swords.

First a guy slashing a hand... it's only a matter of time till there's mass sword stabbings.

Yep, they gotta go.

But the pen is mightier - where would one begin?
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:30 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
But the pen is mightier - where would one begin?

maybe by dotting the eyes?

you OK?
Brewha Online
#12 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
maybe by dotting the eyes?

you OK?

Why, yes Frank - I’m quite good. Thank you for asking. Kindly of you.
To tell the truth, I would much rather have a sword than a pen - unless it’s a gun fight.

All good with you?
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:39 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Why, yes Frank - I’m quite good. Thank you for asking. Kindly of you.
To tell the truth, I would much rather have a sword than a pen - unless it’s a gun fight.

All good with you?

doing my bestest.
Brewha Online
#14 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 7:46 PM EST
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Glad to hear it.


Slow night here in Texas.....
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 8:13 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
But the pen is mightier - where would one begin?


We can ban those too I guess... I mean, everyone signs things digitally now anyway, I don't see the problem.
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 11:30 PM EST
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ban the digitals, too...problem solved...
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 2:33 AM EST
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We can go back to chiseling our mark on rocks... wait, you can smash someone over the head with a rock, should probably ban those too.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 3:23 AM EST
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Not to mention the chisels could be dangerous. #bubblewraptheworld
bgz Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 12:16 PM EST
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Probably be better to get to the source of the problem... biological life tends to kill each other, the world would be better off if we just nuke this rock and be done with it.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 12:57 PM EST
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Sounds good but hold off for a sec. I've got several cigars I still need to try
Brewha Online
#21 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 5:53 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Probably be better to get to the source of the problem... biological life tends to kill each other, the world would be better off if we just nuke this rock and be done with it.

A more sublime approach might be to employ social Darwinism:

Take the warning labels off bleach, and add the friendly phrase “For the whitest teeth ever”.
Offer free matches with any gasoline purchase.
Here is a winner; free six pack of beer with every box of shot gun shells.

I reckon things would sort themselfs our in quick order.....
RMAN4443 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:15 PM EST
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Hold my beer and watch this...Anxious
bgz Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:18 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
A more sublime approach might be to employ social Darwinism:

Take the warning labels off bleach, and add the friendly phrase “For the whitest teeth ever”.
Offer free matches with any gasoline purchase.
Here is a winner; free six pack of beer with every box of shot gun shells.

I reckon things would sort themselfs our in quick order.....


Sounds good on paper, but those who you would think would be affected by it don't read warning labels.

And pretty sure people who regularly buy shotgun shells, probably already have a 12er in their cart already.
Brewha Online
#24 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:33 PM EST
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Ok, Howabout we load up the cheap food with sugar and carbs that turn into surgar. Tell folks that their obesity and type 2 diabetes it caused by their genes.

Nah, it been done.


How about a stick of dynamite with each case of beer?
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:41 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Ok, Howabout we load up the cheap food with sugar and carbs that turn into surgar. Tell folks that their obesity and type 2 diabetes it caused by their genes.

Nah, it been done.


How about a stick of dynamite with each case of beer?

and a book of matches?
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:45 PM EST
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Dynamite is already banned :/

Might be able to get away with m-80s though in some states.
Ewok126 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:48 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
and a book of matches?



No give em a child proof Bic lighter so the rest of us can sit and laugh at em while they have an aneurysm trying to figure how how to get the damn thing to lite.
Brewha Online
#28 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:50 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
and a book of matches?

Well, we don’t want to be too obvious.

We could put a striker time on the dynamite- you know, like a flare.
And in bold letters on the side “NOT FOR UNDERWATER USE”.

They will go fishing in no time....
Brewha Online
#29 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 6:51 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
No give em a child proof Bic lighter so the rest of us can sit and laugh at em while they have an aneurysm trying to figure how how to get the damn thing to lite.

I like it, I like it....
Ewok126 Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 7:16 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
I like it, I like it....



I know right? It would take a bit of time for them to get a blister on both thumbs so I figure that would get us at least 20-40 minutes of amusement time.
delta1 Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 1:57 PM EST
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is there documented evidence that someone actually died laughing?
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 2:11 PM EST
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Yes... There was a joke going around for awhile that killed a bunch of peoples... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 2:17 PM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGbe5qy5274
8trackdisco Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:23 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Time to try and ban swords.

First a guy slashing a hand... it's only a matter of time till there's mass sword stabbings.

Yep, they gotta go.


Maybe he was a Sharia Lawyer?
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