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KingoftheCove Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
Ewok126 wrote:
TIP 1: Make sure your fingernails are trimmed up real good. Don't want to be giving new meaning to the word "Hangnail".

TIP 2: Only pick your nose AFTER you wash and use hand sanitizer.

TIP 3: Do not ever bite your fingernails.


Last TIPS Just for Fun

Bonus Tip: If a guy asks you "Please make sure to not lose your college ring" prior to inspecting his anus, lean in real close and whisper in his ear just before the insertion of the distal phalange "I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE" Anxious

Bonus Tip 2" Afterwords, walk up to the surgeon or the circulating nurse, hold out your hand real close to their face and say "Smell My Finger" Only do this tip if you plan on retiring that day.


The first bonus tip there Ewok? Made me laugh hard, for a few minutes..........I could see that whole scene in a movie script......jack nickelson as the Doctor......woody harrelson as the patient
victor809 Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Running the Boat. Im a Captain.



Huh.... well that seems way less cool.

But at least you're a step up from MACS and Tgerb... I'm pretty sure they were deckhands.... (well, not tgerb, he was a mop engineer).

If only you got to stick your fingers in people's butts for a living like dan and tw....
Phil222 Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,911
frankj1 wrote:
anyone else see that weird face in the sky? upper left of center.

Yes. Good spot.
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