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17th ANNUAL MASTERS GOLF CONTEST
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deadeyedick Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 7:53 AM EST
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Posts: 17,087

They tee it up at Augusta Thursday April 11th, and it’s always more enjoyable to watch when some fine smokes are riding on it.
As usual, I will be pulling for Lefty who I have followed since he was a three-time All American at ASU just a few miles from my place.
My guess (which does not count) is Jim Furyk -10

Rules:
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Everyone welcome to enter - no fee - no knowledge of golf required
One guess per person
Any tie goes to the earliest entry

PICK THE WINNER AND HIS FINAL SCORE

DO NOT POST YOUR PICK HERE
PM it to me and just post that you are in. I will consolidate all picks into one post after the entry deadline on Thursday morning
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Entries close Thursday April 11th 6am EST.

THERE WILL BE FOUR WINNERS

1st PLACE: gets choice of a box of Fuente Work Of Art Maduro, Padron 1964 Sampler 5 Pack or La Flor Domicana Chisel Maduro 10 Pack
2nd Place : gets next choice
3rd PLACE: gets the last choice
BOOBY PRIZE: (The person who picks the golfer with the worst score after all four rounds)

GOOD LUCK!

DED
gummy jones Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 8:12 AM EST
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gummy dont read good
drnos Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 9:31 AM EST
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The Doctor is in.
Just Relax Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 9:54 AM EST
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in
KingoftheCove Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 10:17 AM EST
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In...........gonna win
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bassman45 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 10:40 AM EST
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In⛳
jespear Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 10:49 AM EST
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I'm in too.

And now, a little golf humor.

A newlywed couple, both avid golf fans, decide to attend the Masters for their honeymoon.
On their wedding night, just before they are getting ready to consummate the marriage, the wfe says,
"Honey, before we do this, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, dear ?", the husband asks.
"Well, you know that I used to caddy for Arnold Palmer, back in the day, right ? "
"Yes dear. I know that."
"Well, to be perfectly honest, we used to fool around on occasion".
"That's okay, sweetheart. It was before we met, so I have no problem with that.", he says.
They then proceed to have sex.
When they finish, the husband gets out of bed, and his wife says, "Where are you going?"
He says, "I'm going to get a cigarette."
"Oh ? Arnold never did that.", she replies.
"Oh no ? What did Arnold do?" he asks.
"Well, Arnold would get back in bed and make love to me again", she answers.
Not to be upstaged, the husband gets back in bed and makes love to her a second time.
After he's done, he gets up and walks toward the balcony.
"NOW, where are you going?" she asks.
"Well dear, I'm a little winded after that repeat performance, and I just need to get some fresh air.", he answers.
" OH. Arnold never did that." she says.
"Well, what did Arnold do ? he asks.
"Arnold would get back in bed and make love to me again."
As before, not wanting to be upstaged, the husband takes a few deep breaths and gets back in bed and makes love to his bride a third time. When he's done, he gets out of bed again.
"Where are you going NOW", she asks.
"Well dear, I'm going to the fridge to get a drink. I'm pretty thirsty after all this sex.", he replies.
"Oh. Well, Arnold never did that", she says.
"I suppose Arnold would get back in bed and make love to you again", the husband says.
"Well, yes . . . he WOULD !" she answers.
With that, the husband starts back towards the bed, stops to pick up the phone on the nightstand, and starts dialing.
"Who are you calling?", she asks him.
He says, "I'm calling Arnold Palmer."
"WHY ?, she asks.
He answers, "Because I want to find out just what par IS for this hole ! "
Phil222 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 10:55 AM EST
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IN
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 11:21 AM EST
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I'm in
js of indy Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 11:42 AM EST
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i'm in

thanks for doing thisApplause
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 12:26 PM EST
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In...thanks for hosting this annual event, DED.
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 12:38 PM EST
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Put me in coach.....thanks for the contest DeD
RMAN4443 Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 12:38 PM EST
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Put me in coach.....thanks for the contest DeD
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 12:40 PM EST
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in.
thanks.
stinger88 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 1:11 PM EST
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In. Will PM in a moment.
cbolt72 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 1:39 PM EST
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In
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 5:25 PM EST
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In.

Thanks again Rick.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 5:36 PM EST
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In... Looking forward to watching some golf...
chazbo Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 6:09 PM EST
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Spring is here and so is The Masters⛳️
I’m inHerfing
ThanksDED👍
deadeyedick Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 6:41 PM EST
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About 20 entries so far. Room for many more wild-ass guesses. Do it.
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 6:54 PM EST
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I'm in! Thanks for making this interesting!

fog
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 7:01 PM EST
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I've been here for 12 years and this has been going on 5 years longer!

how much you figure you've gifted Rick? in cigar terms that is.
csgamecock Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 7:16 PM EST
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In ......thanks DED!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 7:57 PM EST
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In. You had me at "no knowledge of golf required"
mjrburn Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Apr 8 2019, 11:05 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
In. You had me at "no knowledge of golf required"


I feel your pain! Made a wild azz guess anyway.
KingoftheCove Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2019, 12:11 AM EST
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I did my homework.......dats why ima gonna weeeen!
doeshin Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2019, 6:34 AM EST
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In. Thanks ded
deadeyedick Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2019, 7:58 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I've been here for 12 years and this has been going on 5 years longer!

how much you figure you've gifted Rick? in cigar terms that is.


Don't ask, don't tell. But the shipping charges are a killer. d'oh!
LetsRock Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2019, 3:19 PM EST
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In...thank you DED!!
abjd14 Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2019, 7:55 PM EST
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In
8trackdisco Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2019, 9:25 PM EST
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I'm in.

Never heard of the guy i picked, but what the hell!

Thanks DED. The world is more interesting with you on top of it.
danmdevries Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2019, 10:20 PM EST
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Thought about it, but it would require looking into finding names of people that play golfball sports.

I don't know anything about sportsball or golfball or anything of the sort, and have no interest in figuring it out.

I'll play you a game of mini golf at the local putt putt course for a cigar wager though.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 5:11 AM EST
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There's opportunity for you Danm. Steph Curry to produce a 10 episode run of Holey Moley. An "extreme" miniature golf challenge. Details are scarce, but the imagination runs amok
madspackler Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 11:13 AM EST
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In
Thank you for doing this every year
EC
madspackler Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 11:13 AM EST
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Thank you for doing this every year
EC
madspackler Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 11:13 AM EST
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In
Thank you for doing this every year
EC
delta1 Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 12:08 PM EST
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^ madspackler's warming up...double bogey...
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 1:36 PM EST
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well known post count ho...HA!
Bur Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 4:44 PM EST
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In, not that I have a clue. WAG
deadeyedick Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 7:08 PM EST
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Last chance to enter.

Entries close Thursday 4/11 at 6 am EST.
Bur Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 8:15 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
well known post count ho...HA!


I'll play along-just noticed I'm only a few from a round number.

Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 8:25 PM EST
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Bur wrote:
I'll play along-just noticed I'm only a few from a round number.

Whistle

suggestions from the busa playbook:

heh
ha
wot!
where's mine

and stuff
KingoftheCove Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 8:38 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
suggestions from the busa playbook:

heh
ha
wot!
where's mine

and stuff

WTF!!

How could you forget...

Woop!
frankj1 Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 8:48 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
WTF!!

How could you forget...

Woop!

I am humiliated beyond belief.
may I apply for reinstatement in da Kingdom?
delta1 Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2019, 10:54 PM EST
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hehe
jespear Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Apr 11 2019, 7:42 AM EST
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FWIW . . .

bomb busa RollEyes
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