Gene363 wrote:What about the one armed folks that want get it on? No sex for amputees?
They can use Drafters trick, one arm and his teeth....
I read that Drafter has gotten pretty good at it. Word on the street is he now
unofficially holds the record. Said he helped a Jewish homeless amputee get his condom on in 3.1 seconds using nothing but 3 fingers on one hand and his molars.
The FaceBook Goodwill newsfeed said they interviewed the Jewish homeless fellow after the record was set by Drafter. He was quoted saying that he almost felt like he did back in his youth when his bris took place. He used a metaphor saying "It was like robbing Peter to pay Paul and that makes for a sore Peter and you can't do nothing with a sore Peter!" It also said on the newsfeed that later Drafter was seen picking his teeth with a toothpick while smacking his lips and yelling "Man, I love the taste of homeless foreskin and grape flavored lube"
Later, it was found out that this was all actually a huge mistake. It was stated that the homeless jewish fellow was just cold and was asking Drafter to help him pull up his cover. He went on to say that 3.1 seconds later, he realized that Drafter had mistaken what he was asking and thought he was saying "Help me pull up my rubber." but by that time it was to late as the young Drafter was just very ready and anxious to help out his fellow man. The homeless jewish fellow went on to say that even though Drafter had mistaken what he was asking for, it was very soul lifting to know that there are people out there like Drafter that is so willing and quick to help out, that it made for an exciting night that he will never ever forget.
I don't know about yall but I love these Goodwill newsfeeds. They are so heartwarming.
