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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted:
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I hear these are going in at Walmarts everywhere.............pharmacy section.Z told me he'd like one next to his pool table.I'm guessing it's so he can fondle the balls while in action.


https://boingboing.net/2017/04/24/sperm-extraction-machine-yours.html
Ewok126 Offline
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Yeah, Z bought mine cause I cut him a deal on it. When I got it I found out it did not come with a step stool for the tall impaired folks like me. I got tired of getting punched in the forehead over and over. I only got to use it properly once. The wife said she would never let me stand on her back again while doing that. So yeah, I took a big loss on it but, anything to help a brother out you know. They normally go for 13k, I let him have it for 100 bucks since I did use it the one time and because I didn't bother to clean it up. Z said he didn't mind.
Gene363 Online
#3 Posted:
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$13k would buy a lot of happy endings with a free massage, so I've heard.
DrafterX Offline
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True... True... Mellow
Whistlebritches Offline
#5 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
$13k would buy a lot of happy endings with a free massage, so I've heard.



In Thailand yes...…...not to mention basket fuqs,best happy ending known to man
teedubbya Offline
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Kraftpaid under a hunnert didn’t he?
ZRX1200 Offline
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You can even put a Teedubya mask on this beotch
Whistlebritches Offline
#8 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You can even put a Teedubya mask on this beotch


I was thinking more Jessica Alba or Jennifer Garner...……….but if TW trips your trigger
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted:
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wonder if wives would prefer letting their hubbies have one of these machines, instead of a GF/mistress on the side...

maybe add internet to the touchscreen on top....
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I hear these are going in at Walmarts everywhere.............pharmacy section.Z told me he'd like one next to his pool table.I'm guessing it's so he can fondle the balls while in action.


https://boingboing.net/2017/04/24/sperm-extraction-machine-yours.html

wondering what you were searching for when you came up with this...
Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
wondering what you were searching for when you came up with this...



I believe my google search was....."hands free sperm extraction".I have a prize bull and sell his sperm but I'm tired of jerking off the ungrateful bastid.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I believe my google search was....."hands free sperm extraction".I have a prize bull and sell his sperm but I'm tired of jerking off the ungrateful bastid.

excellent!
tonygraz Offline
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Aha, the old C0ck and bull story.
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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murffle....
RMAN4443 Offline
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tonygraz wrote:
Aha, the old C0ck and Pull story.

FIFY
delta1 Offline
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mumpfff....
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