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Last post 4 years ago by frankj1. 26 replies replies.
More cracks than a Dallas sidewalk.
blcraven Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2019
Posts: 7
Ave Maria Arc of the Covenant (4.5-52) arrived. Great draw, good smoke good flavor. Wrapper of the first cigar had many cracks in the wrapper. No a big deal, but just a little surprised. But hey, I average four Dollars in the bid, so no complaints.

The foot is surviving my chewing. Yes, my smokes look like they have been to battle when I'm done with them. I also make them burn a little hot. I guess that's just how I roll.
KingoftheCove Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
Chewing the foot...
$4 for an Ave Maria...
Hot cigars...

Interesting way to roll

Noob first post HOF material?

Put yer coat bro..........it’s coming
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
I thought Victor had the market cornered on bi-craving?
blcraven Offline
#4 Posted:
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Posts: 7
what's HOF? Yep lots of rain and hail coming my way, if that's what you mean. Guess I'm very new to this post and site.

Not complaining about a good cigar with issues. Prolly need to let them rest in the box for awhile.
tonygraz Offline
#5 Posted:
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Posts: 20,175
Horrible old fart. Do you mind if we call you "BC raven" ?
blcraven Offline
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 7
I'm defiantly a HOF. Grouchy too. Sure, what's in a name.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
um, Hall of Fame
tamapatom Offline
#8 Posted:
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Humi-jar of Farts
smokestaxx Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,214
What da!
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
am I the only one curious about the state of Dallas sidewalks?
RMAN4443 Offline
#11 Posted:
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Posts: 7,683
frankj1 wrote:
am I the only one curious about the state of Dallas sidewalks?

Dallas isn't a state, is it?...Anxious
SmokeMonkey Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
If you ever get the chance to go to Dallas
Take it from me, pass it by
Cause you'll only sing the blues down in Dallas
Take it from me, don't go and cry
jespear Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
DALLAS SUCKS !
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I spent a week in Dallas one night back in '07.

blcraven Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2019
Posts: 7
frankj1 wrote:
am I the only one curious about the state of Dallas sidewalks?


We use the sidewalk as an extra lane during times of heavy congestion. Pedestrians must yield.
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
frankj1 wrote:
am I the only one curious about the state of Dallas sidewalks?



Maybe I spent too much time in the TL in SF, but every time I read this I was assuming he meant there was a lot of crack being sold/used on the sidewalks. Or that he meant to put a "hoes" in there somewhere.
blcraven Offline
#17 Posted:
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Posts: 7
jespear wrote:
DALLAS SUCKS !


Referring to the Dallas Cowboys? I could not agree more. Need to get rid of the owner. Coach is OK.
blcraven Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 7
blcraven wrote:
Referring to the Dallas Cowboys? I could not agree more. Need to get rid of the owner. Coach is OK.


Crack sold in a big city? No way, man
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Posts: 60,476
I had a Texas Ranger give me a nickel bag of weed outside Arlington once......
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
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meanwhile, blcraven has not been skeered off...I'm gonna ask Ram if we can keep him.
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Posts: 60,476
Your tribe likes Chinese food, get one of those square boxes with the meta handle.....you can have him
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
Thanks!
jespear Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 9,462
frankj1 wrote:
meanwhile, blcraven has not been skeered off...I'm gonna ask Ram if we can keep him.


Anyone from Dallas that thinks the Cowboys SUCK is alright in MY book.
I say we keep him !
tonygraz Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Hell, you're gonna let everybody in.
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
AVA MARIE's

S.U.C.K.

BIGTIME...

THEY CRACK WHEN LIT
THEY UNROLL TOO
THEY ARE Harsh as H.E.L.L.
AND THEY BURN HOTTER THAN SATAN'S A-HOLLLLLE

WHY ON EARTH DID YOU spend $4.00 each?

I bought about 20-30 one time @ maybe $2.00?
N.E.V.E.R. AGAIN...

THEY: LOOK FANTASTIC , GREAT LABEL, GREAT MARKETING, GREAT ADVERTISING...
BUT they still suck.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
tonygraz wrote:
Hell, you're gonna let everybody in.

typical libturd
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