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It's going down in Venezuela...
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opelmanta1900 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 10:09 AM EST
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Coup underway... One of the 2 presidents dies very soon...
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 10:53 AM EST
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which one?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 11:30 AM EST
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I'm game for a wager but i think the odds are even...
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 11:38 AM EST
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Prolly good peoples on both sides... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 11:41 AM EST
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With Afghanistan and Syria wrapping up, we are in the market for a relatively safe proxy war with Russia...Lockheed Martin and Raytheon demand it
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 12:56 PM EST
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Bwuhahahahahahaha!!!!

Frank already knows WHO'S GONNA WIN..

WHY do you think he went
"On Vacation" wink.. nudge ..snort... cringe
To
A.R.U.B.A.??

HIS fingerprints are..." all over today's happenings"...

Me of course....
"I've never been to Venezuela"....
RRRRIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!😀😀😀😏😏😏👌👌👌
(I HOPE OUR MRE RaTIONS , booTs & WATeR got to the Hawaiian shirted flip flop insurgents...no thanks to forgetful frankeee baaaaabeeeeeee)
rfenst Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 1:48 PM EST
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NSA Bolton says there are 20-25,000 Cuban soldiers in Venezuela right now. The key here will be the will of the people, many of whom I think will be slaughtered.

(wrong forum)
opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 2:55 PM EST
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The slaughter begins... Heavily armored vehicle just plowed through a crowd of opposition protestors...
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 3:01 PM EST
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Well that’s less dissidents to fight over dogs and bunnies to eat......he’s a real problem solving socialist
dstieger Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 3:02 PM EST
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someone should have told them about Tianneman Square
opelmanta1900 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 3:23 PM EST
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He's not exactly hip, but don't call z a square... But ya, someone should've told them about Tianneman...
rfenst Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 4:42 PM EST
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CNN reported that Maduro was on his plane ready to leave when the Russians talked him into staying...
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 9:30 PM EST
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Welllllll....

If "I" had TweNtY to 25,000 hardened CUBaN SoLDIERS
"UP MY SLEEVE" and the worlds RICHEST MAN TELLING ME TO STAYYYY....THAN I WOULD STAY TOO...

BECUZZZZZ....

PUTIN CAN WACK ANYBODY...ANYWHERE...
THERE is no getting away from PUTIN...
Short of popping a cap into youins' noggin...
Then youse' gots beeee-ELLLLL-ZAAA-bUb
To deal with...
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 9:34 PM EST
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Maduro is lucky Z ain’t in country.

I take MF out
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 9:39 PM EST
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^^^shhhhhhheeeeeeeéeeeeetttttt ^^^^

You can't hit the broad side of a barn with your service issued reworked and finely tuned SIG SAUER 9MM...

All your good for is "stake outs" and donut/ 🍩/coffee
☕ retrieval.....on a good day...

U
F.U.K.
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 9:43 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
Mr. Jones wrote:
Bwuhahahahahahaha!!!!

Frank already knows WHO'S GONNA WIN..

WHY do you think he went
"On Vacation" wink.. nudge ..snort... cringe
To
A.R.U.B.A.??

HIS fingerprints are..." all over today's happenings"...

Me of course....
"I've never been to Venezuela"....
RRRRIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!😀😀😀😏😏😏👌👌👌
(I HOPE OUR MRE RaTIONS , booTs & WATeR got to the Hawaiian shirted flip flop insurgents...no thanks to forgetful frankeee baaaaabeeeeeee)

well, after I ate the emergency rations, I fell asleep and missed my connecting flight.
Sorry Yogi.
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 9:45 PM EST
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Sig?

Kneegrow I carry Glock and H&K only

Now anything hitting my shoulder I don’t talk about
tonygraz Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 9:46 PM EST
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Anybody got some bulletproof vests for z and Jones ?
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 9:53 PM EST
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Bro, you think I’m not rocking that schit every day?
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 10:00 PM EST
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^^^shhhhhhheeeeeeeéeeeeetttttt ^^^^

You can't hit the broad side of a barn with your service issued reworked and finely tuned SIG SAUER 9MM...

All your good for is "stake outs" and donut/ 🍩/coffee
☕ retrieval.....on a good day...

U
F.U.K.
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 10:01 PM EST
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I reiterated ^^^
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Apr 30 2019, 10:04 PM EST
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Z....the only thing "your rockin' and tapping e.V.e.r.y.T.daY"
Is...,

G.A.R.Y.'s sad , loose/nasteee and stankeeee
Brown Eye.,,..👮👮👮👅💩💩💩👄👄👄👅👅👅
rfenst Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 6:51 AM EST
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Let's send Frank down there to "take care" of things.
gummy jones Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 7:30 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
The slaughter begins... Heavily armored vehicle just plowed through a crowd of opposition protestors...



saw the video
not to justify the drive through, because i wont

but their version of "protest" and my version of protest are different

i would be much less likely to attack the vehicles than the people in the video
Speyside Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 7:54 AM EST
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Imagine Drafter is doing recon, their guys will take care of business, and Frank will be the sweeper.
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:24 AM EST
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Somethin like that... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 9:00 AM EST
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Appears to be some bad hombres on both sides... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 9:21 AM EST
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Probably murderers and r-worders on both sides too...
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 9:40 AM EST
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That's what I heard... Mellow
tailgater Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 10:20 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Imagine Drafter is doing recon, their guys will take care of business, and Frank will be the sweeper.


I have a picture of that.
Speyside Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 1:21 PM EST
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From 95 in Frisco?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 1:30 PM EST
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I heard it was long, didn't realized it fanned out at the tip like that...
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 1:32 PM EST
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Prolly steps on it alot... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 1:36 PM EST
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True, true... I imagine a stray dog has gotten hold of it a time or two as well... Lots of strays in Venezuela...

#thestruggleisreal
tailgater Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 1:58 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I heard it was long, didn't realized it fanned out at the tip like that...


He had the rabbi put his foreskin through a pasta maker, and he just secures it all with velcro.

A LOT of velcro.
tailgater Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 2:00 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
From 95 in Frisco?


Right off of 95.
In Walpole.
delta1 Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 2:02 PM EST
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we'll call this dust-up "the Devil's/Bush's Revenge" ...he cursed them when their President called him the devil...the smell of sulfur indeed...


too bad, though...there were a lot of beautiful women in that country, if the Miss Universe contests are a true indicator...
DrafterX Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 2:06 PM EST
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I worked with one a few years back for a few months.. she was doing her internship fresh outta college... I coulda got in lots of trouble but I behaved... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 2:10 PM EST
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was she hot?
DrafterX Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 2:24 PM EST
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Ohh ya... And lonely cause was away from home with no friends and stuff... We spent lots of time together... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 2:38 PM EST
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I’m sure the sexual tension was palpable
DrafterX Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 3:14 PM EST
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I tried to keep a newspaper with me... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 4:50 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Right off of 95.
In Walpole.



that was a good day.
tailgater Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 4:56 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
that was a good day.


Not for Fuzz.
frankj1 Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 4:59 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Not for Fuzz.



it got worse for Fuzz. I sent him/her (they?) back home to tw.
tonygraz Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 5:25 PM EST
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Matilda, she take my money and run to Venezuela.
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