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CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:13 PM EST
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Posts: 6,786
Hey all, I know it's been awhile I'll give details later if asked. What I can say is that I have a stack of BOMBS ready to go. Best part is my address changed so there is nothing you can do. Muhuhahahaha Start investing in mailboxes bitches cause daddy intends to treat your mailbox like I treat my liver. Both are evil and must be destroyed! :-) Missed you guys. Already called John(j:-)espear) and explained things will explain everything later and apologize to everyone personally for just vanishing like that.


ram27bat Let the bombings begin:-)
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:21 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
yeah StePHen, John just called me...John, not you you dirty bassturd!

gotta be 4 years...FOUR YEARS!

you didn't write, you didn't call...your mother and I were worried sick! (it's new schtick I started since you died. Just go with it)

so I asked John if it's OK for me, being Jewish and stuff, to tell anyone who asks about you, in the spirit of Easter...can I say "He is risen"?
He said OK.

welcome back from the dead. I really was worried about you brother.
how's the wife and kids?

Frank
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:24 PM EST
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oh, and two more things...

check your inbox from 2/20/15

and

WRONG FORUM...NOOB!
Ram27 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:26 PM EST
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Posts: 48,992
Welcome home....

ram27bat
deadeyedick Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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Posts: 17,072
That you Lazarus?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:35 PM EST
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Posts: 13,954
Good to see you CB!
CelticBomber Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:38 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
oh, and two more things...

check your inbox from 2/20/15

and

WRONG FORUM...NOOB!
That made me laugh. Like I never died and rose from the grave. Pretty sure I can bless and forgive sins now but it'll cost Cubans.:-)
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:52 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
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You left?
CelticBomber Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:54 PM EST
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Posts: 6,786
ZRX1200 wrote:
You left?



ouchd'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:55 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
CelticBomber wrote:
[/b][/u] That made me laugh. Like I never died and rose from the grave. Pretty sure I can bless and forgive sins now but it'll cost Cubans.:-)

Cubans, eh? Litto shut you off?

but seriously, what's up with your health?
CelticBomber Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 8:58 PM EST
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Posts: 6,786
frankj1 wrote:
yeah StePHen, John just called me...John, not you you dirty bassturd!

gotta be 4 years...FOUR YEARS!

you didn't write, you didn't call...your mother and I were worried sick! (it's new schtick I started since you died. Just go with it)

so I asked John if it's OK for me, being Jewish and stuff, to tell anyone who asks about you, in the spirit of Easter...can I say "He is risen"?
He said OK.

welcome back from the dead. I really was worried about you brother.
how's the wife and kids?

Frank


Mom wanted me to tell you to bring home milk and me and you need to discuss my allowance, four years worth at compound interest.Pray
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 9:02 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
same old wisearse I see...


I am sooooo happy!
smokestaxx Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 9:10 PM EST
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Posts: 4,214
Holy f**k good to hear from you brother
CelticBomber Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 9:24 PM EST
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Posts: 6,786
frankj1 wrote:
Cubans, eh? Litto shut you off?

but seriously, what's up with your health?


Health is pretty good now. Had a few surgeries on my ankle but there isn't much they can do with my back but I'm managing. Not the reason I suddenly vanished though. That had to do with family, not my wife and kids. It's a long story that I don't mind telling and if people want to know I'll type up the whole sordid tale in General one day. If you have time one day and wanna know gimmie a call. I have no problem talking about it all now. Ooooo I just: had a brilliant idea. Everyone who's interested send me a pity bombing and I'll tell the tale! Better be the good stuff though, no rocky patels or anything from an 80 cigar assortment for the low low price of $25! What a bargin! Minimum Antano Double fuerte's from 2012 (El Martillo size)........ :-) Yes, yes! I can milk this baby into cigar heaven! Since I was dead and in heaven I know what it's like so bring your A game bombs!

Heaven is awesome, pet's are allowed and almost all religions live together in Harmony. God was showing me around but told me to be quiet as we passed one room. When I asked why we had to sneak past that:-) room he told me "Those are all the Baptists, they think they're the only one's here and everyone else is roasting in hell, especially the Jews. Since this IS Heaven we didn't have the heart to tell them they were wrong."
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 9:26 PM EST
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john gave me your number. I will call soon.
stinger88 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, May 1 2019, 10:26 PM EST
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Posts: 6,574
Welcome back!!!!
danmdevries Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 3:15 AM EST
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Posts: 17,314
Holy chit. We all thought you was dead.

Glad to see it isn't so.
Palama Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 4:54 AM EST
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Posts: 23,623
Aloha CB! Great to see you again. Applause
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 7:59 AM EST
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Stephen, so glad to hear that the report of your demise was greatly exaggerated. Good to have you back, bud.

David
tonygraz Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 8:26 AM EST
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80 cigars for $ 25 ! You have been gone a long time. Drafter told us you were banned.
Mandoman Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 10:03 AM EST
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 4,761
I don't know if we ever corresponded before, but my memory is only as long as



It's been since my last meal.

Welcome back to the Madness.
Ewok126 Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 10:06 AM EST
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Mandoman wrote:
I don't know if we ever corresponded before, but my memory is only as long as Ewoks Pecker.



It's been since my last meal.

Welcome back to the Madness.



FIFYBeer
tonygraz Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 2:11 PM EST
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Condolences to Mandoman and Ewok.
jespear Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 2:42 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Hey all, I know it's been awhile I'll give details later if asked. What I can say is that I have a stack of BOMBS ready to go. Best part is my address changed so there is nothing you can do. Muhuhahahaha Start investing in mailboxes bitches cause daddy intends to treat your mailbox like I treat my liver. Both are evil and must be destroyed! :-) Missed you guys. Already called John(j:-)espear) and explained things will explain everything later and apologize to everyone personally for just vanishing like that.


ram27bat Let the bombings begin:-)


The Bomber could not have picked a better time to call me.
Hearing his voice last night, and knowing that he, in fact, was still alive and well, helped ease the saddened state of mind I was in.
(See RIP THOR, in the Everything Else pic post forum).

For all you noobs that don't know the Bomber, don't let his brash sense of humor, his sarcasm, his "tongue in cheek" posts, or his brutally honest "in your face" replies, fool you.
He really is one of the good guys. I get the feeling that this will become evident in the very near future. Bomb

WELCOME BACK, MY FRIEND !

jes
opelmanta1900 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 2:45 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
"brash sense of humor, his sarcasm, his "tongue in cheek" posts, or his brutally honest "in your face" replies"

So you're saying he's exactly like 90% of the people here? I'm ok with that but I think a four year absence justifies a renaming... I'll second ded's Lazarus...
jespear Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 2:53 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
opelmanta1900 wrote:
"brash sense of humor, his sarcasm, his "tongue in cheek" posts, or his brutally honest "in your face" replies"

So you're saying he's exactly like 90% of the people here? I'm ok with that but I think a four year absence justifies a renaming... I'll second ded's Lazarus...


Yeah . . . sumptin like that.Whistle
CelticBomber Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 3:48 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
jespear wrote:
The Bomber could not have picked a better time to call me.
Hearing his voice last night, and knowing that he, in fact, was still alive and well, helped ease the saddened state of mind I was in.
(See RIP THOR, in the Everything Else pic post forum).

For all you noobs that don't know the Bomber, don't let his brash sense of humor, his sarcasm, his "tongue in cheek" posts, or his brutally honest "in your face" replies, fool you.
He really is one of the good guys. I get the feeling that this will become evident in the very near future. Bomb

WELCOME BACK, MY FRIEND !

jes


q
First I gotta go through a ton of old Hard drives to find my master address list. I had names, addresses, likes, dislikes, fav alcohol, other interests, if they had hit me before and what they had sent so I could hit back appropriately.... I had a file on everyone that would bring a tear to any NSA agent. Gonna take a few days to find it and then the grand apology bombing tour begins. Also, are there any noobs who need a vet?

Feel free to pm me your name, shipping addy, etc etc as above so I can add you to my list. No promises right off the bat but I will eventually get to you. Unless you're a noob in need of a vet, in that case I'll do my best to make you mourn for your mailbox!:-)

Thx for all the warm welcomes, I really appreciate it! We need to get a herf going and maybe play some poker! Just some quarter dime nickle games so we can drink and smoke:-)
stinger88 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 4:06 PM EST
Joined: 05-29-2012
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There are a couple noobs that are earning their wings right now. They might be ready for a vet in about a month.
Ewok126 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 5:21 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Condolences to Mandoman and Ewok.


No condolences needed here brother. When ya pecker is as little as mine you learn real quick some pretty cool tricks that women love using your big toe, a corndog and a Barbie doll. d'oh! Did I say that outloud?
Whistlebritches Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, May 2 2019, 6:17 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Ewok126 wrote:
No condolences needed here brother. When ya pecker is as little as mine you learn real quick some pretty cool tricks that women love using your big toe, a corndog and a Barbie doll. d'oh! Did I say that outloud?




Holy schit Ewok...…...TMI.LMMFAO


Now just between you and me...…...fill me in on this Barbie doll maneuver
mjrburn Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 10:42 AM EST
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,596
Whistlebritches wrote:
Holy schit Ewok...…...TMI.LMMFAO


Now just between you and me...…...fill me in on this Barbie doll maneuver


Yeah, Ewok, you're gonna hafta post pictures and stuff Anxious

Welcome back CelticBomber! Herfing
ypetryna Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 11:08 AM EST
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Posts: 1,323
jesus i have seen so many FOG's rilled up this bad since the website changeover, the shiiping fiasco and the rando bombing raid. they must like you


welcome back
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 12:01 PM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
jesus i have seen so many FOG's rilled up this bad since the website changeover, the shiiping fiasco and the rando bombing raid. they must like you


welcome back

nah, he owed everyone money.
tonygraz Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 12:50 PM EST
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Posts: 20,230
I can't understand why he didn't come back on Easter Sunday.
chazbo Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 8:21 PM EST
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Posts: 8,160
Zombie🤪 Glad your around CB👍
CelticBomber Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 3:40 AM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
jesus i have seen so many FOG's rilled up this bad since the website changeover, the shiiping fiasco and the rando bombing raid. they must like you


welcome back



It's because I gave the best hand jobs by mail.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, May 6 2019, 7:20 PM EST
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
I see you old fogs still up to your old antics. How the heck are ya!
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, May 6 2019, 7:22 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
I see you old fogs still up to your old antics. How the heck are ya!

be still my heart!
but I'm thinking you still ain't no hillbilly, Josh.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, May 6 2019, 7:27 PM EST
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🤣🤣🤣 more now than I ever wuz. Glad to see everyone still twitching if they ain’t kicking.
ypetryna Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 4:53 PM EST
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Posts: 1,323
CelticBomber wrote:
It's because I gave the best hand jobs by mail.



i wish i just kept my mouth shut
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