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8trackdisco Offline
#451 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 5:57 AM EST
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Six more days before a Monday darkens our doorstep.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#452 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 6:35 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
tonygraz Offline
#453 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:17 AM EST
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rfenst - I think Dan is screwing with you.
danmdevries Offline
#454 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:47 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
rfenst - I think Dan is screwing with you.

Nailed it
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#455 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:55 AM EST
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Now off work till next Wednesday unless some OT presents itself. Hard to pick up lately because there's basically a staffing crisis going on at the hospital and if you pick up and aren't needed at any point during the shift, you get moved to another unit and usually get a horrible team of patients that nobody wants to deal with.

Truck supposed to be done next Friday.
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#456 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:21 AM EST
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Morning gents
danmdevries Offline
#457 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:26 AM EST
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I think I left my good cigar cutter at the campground last weekend. Can't find it, or my COH single cigar ashtray that I always use when camping. It was pouring rain when we packed up and the campfire folding table was knocked over so I'm sure they got left in the mud.

Been using a scalpel I stole from work but looks like I gotta order a new nice cutter.
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#458 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 9:07 AM EST
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I’ve got an awesome 50 BMG Punch, hanging on my work bench you could borrow Dan.πŸ‘πŸ‘Š
danmdevries Offline
#459 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 9:39 AM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
I’ve got an awesome 50 BMG Punch, hanging on my work bench you could borrow Dan.πŸ‘πŸ‘Š


Blast from the past right there.

Forgot about those things. I think I have some left on the reloading bench.
danmdevries Offline
#460 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 9:43 AM EST
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PSD4 and about 4 beers in the garage. Coupla tacos afterwards.

Rain's coming down again.

Time for bed.
Ram27 Offline
#461 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 10:20 AM EST
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Howdy folks. ram27bat
frankj1 Offline
#462 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 10:56 AM EST
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good morning Ram and clan...

say, what size is that Louisville Slugger you carry around?
victor809 Offline
#463 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 11:17 AM EST
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I don't think this is a dating site Frank....
dstieger Offline
#464 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 11:35 AM EST
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How do you explain ZRX' continued presence?
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#465 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 11:39 AM EST
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Hello, folks.
victor809 Offline
#466 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 11:42 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
How do you explain ZRX' continued presence?


The same way I explain away the wife's spayed female dog's insistence on humping her leg at any chance it can get.

tonygraz Offline
#467 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 11:55 AM EST
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Dogs copy what they see people doing.
victor809 Offline
#468 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 1:25 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Dogs copy what they see people doing.



Exactly.... :)
victor809 Offline
#469 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 1:26 PM EST
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Aren't you guys gonna finish this off today? Slacking....
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#470 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 1:38 PM EST
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Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked. - Bill Murray on Twitter
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#471 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 1:39 PM EST
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I'm back...did ya'll miss me(ya'll, that's the way they say it in Texas)....Anxious
opelmanta1900 Offline
#472 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 1:41 PM EST
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Wisdom from Stephen Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.


You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.


Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.


It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.


I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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#473 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 2:28 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I'm back...did ya'll miss me(ya'll, that's the way they say it in Texas)....Anxious

Did you hook up with Greg at Mike's?
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#474 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 3:32 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Did you hook up with Greg at Mike's?


Maybe he hooked up with Mike at Greg’s? Think
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#475 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 3:55 PM EST
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General opinion: Is it considered a bad career move to strangle your bosses? I swear their asking for it. Maybe not in direct question format, but still, positively begging to be throttled
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#476 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 4:07 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
General opinion: Is it considered a bad career move to strangle your bosses? I swear their asking for it. Maybe not in direct question format, but still, positively begging to be throttled



.... good career move if it's during sex.

.... bad career move if it's before or after sex.
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#477 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 4:13 PM EST
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Eh, guess I'll let 'em live then. I think I can do better for the sex
Ram27 Offline
#478 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 5:30 PM EST
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Closing in on the end of another 500. πŸ™„
I think Frank should approve the the next winner! πŸ€”
MACS Offline
#479 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 5:30 PM EST
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I really hate night shift. I'm sure I may have mentioned that a time or two...
rfenst Offline
#480 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 5:36 PM EST
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Perhaps.
Ram27 Offline
#481 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 5:50 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I really hate night shift. I'm sure I may have mentioned that a time or two...




Why yes you may have. Think


Was on night shift for many years, as well as day & night shift for periods of time.Brick wall


Now..... " RETIREMENT" THE WORLDS LONGEST COFFEE BREAK ! Herfing
danmdevries Offline
#482 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 6:15 PM EST
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I hate nights for the poor sleep and stuff, but it has enough perks to keep me there. Helps a lot that I can do all my work days consecutively and then be off for a week.
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#483 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 6:47 PM EST
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Which shift - 2nd or 3rd ? I kinda liked the 3rd when I was young - but it seemed there was no time to sleep.
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#484 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 6:48 PM EST
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Provigil and sleep medicine.
tonygraz Offline
#485 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 6:50 PM EST
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Better living thru chemistry ?
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#486 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:16 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Closing in on the end of another 500. πŸ™„
I think Frank should approve the the next winner! πŸ€”


Oy! I'm a nervous wreck.
What if I'm outside having a smoke when it happens?
What if it happens in the middle of the night?
Do you have a trick you use to stay calm?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#487 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:22 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
meth and quaaludes.

Good call...
Ram27 Offline
#488 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Oy! I'm a nervous wreck.
What if I'm outside having a smoke when it happens?
What if it happens in the middle of the night?
Do you have a trick you use to stay calm?




LOL LOL LOL LOL Just be yourself Frank, you can handle it. Applause


You have all the time you need after the finish, it is your call when to APPROVE. Herfing

Good luck my friend. Beer
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#489 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:40 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
LOL LOL LOL LOL Just be yourself Frank, you can handle it. Applause


You have all the time you need after the finish, it is your call when to APPROVE. Herfing

Good luck my friend. Beer

OK, but don't go too far...I'm heading out for a smoke.
But I feel like the guy who replaced Burt Parks, you know, old what's-his-name.
Ram27 Offline
#490 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:58 PM EST
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Will be heading out myself . πŸ™„

Good luck ......
danmdevries Offline
#491 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 7:58 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Which shift - 2nd or 3rd ? I kinda liked the 3rd when I was young - but it seemed there was no time to sleep.


7pm-7am

There is no time to sleep. And when there is, the sun's out and I can't sleep.
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#492 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:03 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
General opinion: Is it considered a bad career move to strangle your bosses? I swear their asking for it. Maybe not in direct question format, but still, positively begging to be throttled


A better move is a good bludgeoning. A tape dispenser would be my choice.
-First the stunned look.
-Then third or fourth shot to the head (you'll likely lose track), you'll get your rhythm down.
-The blood woundn't be too bad initially.

You'll truly..................... leave your mark.
8trackdisco Offline
#493 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:07 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
LOL LOL LOL LOL Just be yourself Frank, you can handle it. =d>


Good heavens, No! TERRIBLE advice.

I've been myself for years. Its NOT a good plan.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#494 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:08 PM EST
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Dam that sounds tempting. I must be going through a psychopathic phase
Sunoverbeach Offline
#495 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:09 PM EST
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The bludgeoning that is
8trackdisco Offline
#496 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:14 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
The bludgeoning that is

Mine is only temporary phase too. 50+ years.

Hoping it gets worse.
danmdevries Offline
#497 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:21 PM EST
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#498 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:21 PM EST
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You can do it, man. I believe in you
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#499 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:22 PM EST
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That could be a good 500 title.
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#500 Posted: Tue, May 7 2019, 8:22 PM EST
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500ram27bat
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