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I just came up with a conspiracy theory
borndead1 Offline
#1 Posted:
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WHAT IF...the Notre Dame fire was intentionally set as a cover, and the hundreds of millions of dollars donated by rich people will actually be used to pay off sexual assault victims of the Catholic Church? OhMyGod
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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That would be gay... Mellow
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#3 Posted:
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That would work IF the Catholic Church owned Notre Dame. Notre Dame is actually owned by the French Government. In 1905, a law was passed giving ownership of all church buildings over 150 years old to the government. The Catholic Church has to lease the building from the French Government. The French Government will be the one rebuilding the church. So all these folks donating money are bailing out the French Government and French taxpayers, not the Catholic Church.

David
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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So there you go... Conspiracy theory shot in da ass... Mellow
borndead1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
That would work IF the Catholic Church owned Notre Dame. Notre Dame is actually owned by the French Government. In 1905, a law was passed giving ownership of all church buildings over 150 years old to the government. The Catholic Church has to lease the building from the French Government. The French Government will be the one rebuilding the church. So all these folks donating money are bailing out the French Government and French taxpayers, not the Catholic Church.

David




Dammit...I already made a tinfoil hat and errrthang.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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Just keep repeating it... Somebody will run with it... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted:
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Prolly CNN.
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted:
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borndead1 wrote:
WHAT IF...the Notre Dame fire was intentionally set as a cover, and the hundreds of millions of dollars donated by rich people will actually be used to pay off sexual assault victims of the Catholic Church? OhMyGod


You sure must have been diddled a lot as a kid.


Speyside Offline
#9 Posted:
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Is it helpful when you project your gay emotions/experiences on others?
bs_kwaj Offline
#10 Posted:
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borndead1 wrote:
Dammit...I already made a tinfoil hat and errrthang.



Not to worry.... Facts seldom get in the way of a good conspiracy theory. :-)

Beer
dstieger Offline
#11 Posted:
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Good point, kwaj. Just run with it, borndead.
Should the payments be characterized as Stormy-style, or Reparations-ish?
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#12 Posted:
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borndead1 wrote:
Dammit...I already made a tinfoil hat and errrthang.


Couldn't you call, like, CNN or sumthin? You could be one of their unnamed sources.

David
borndead1 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Is it helpful when you project your gay emotions/experiences on others?



The priest told me it only counts as gay if I enjoy it.
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted:
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borndead1 wrote:
The priest told me it only counts as gay if I enjoy it.


Like prison sex.
Abrignac Offline
#15 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Like prison sex.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8
opelmanta1900 Offline
#16 Posted:
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Anthony! We thought you died in a Bangladeshian whorehouse after getting gang snaked by a team of stewardesses... Good to see you're alive...
Abrignac Offline
#17 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Anthony! We thought you died in a Bangladeshian whorehouse after getting gang snaked by a team of stewardesses... Good to see you're alive...


Ha!

I’ve been very busy lately. Building an outdoor kitchen for a friend.
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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That "theory" sounds W.E.A.K. ....

CALL JESSE VENTURA and get it
Notarized by ALEX JONES...

Then return here with stamps of approval plus FAKE NAZI TRAVEL DOCUMENTS TO ARGENTINA from the modern day Vatican...

And...

We might believe it ???
( except for Mrs. Dipnewell who has exposed your shortcomings WITH PURE LOGIC AND IRREFUTABLE FACTOIDS....crap!)
tamapatom Offline
#19 Posted:
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I have a theory.

A special division of the FBI, called the SSG, are secretly following innocent citizens whose only crime is to save people and the environment. Then they rob them of their money and torment them with microwaves. They purposely let their presence be known in an effort to taunt their victims.

Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#20 Posted:
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I did hear that an un-named super secret source claims to have seen AOC and Omar in Paris shortly before the fire.

David
tamapatom Offline
#21 Posted:
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If it ain't burnt to the ground, dont fix it.
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted:
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#19 TAMAPATOM ^^^^

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwdddiiiiggghhhhttttt!!!

IT IS A FACT...NOT A THEORY...
just hope they never single you out, for any reason ....
It is a fate worse than anything known to the average
Sheeple who can't fathom EVIL AT ITS WORST...

READ TED GUNDERSON'S WRITINGS AND
The infamous well published and K.N.O.W.N.
QUOTE FROM :

J. EDGAR HOOVER HIMSELF...statement about East German Stasi tactics used by and emulated by the FBI after years of experimenting with it and deploying it in America in present day GANGSTALKING TECHNIQUES...
first USED TO drive Ernest Hemingway to total social and familial degredation then suicide.( many many book on GANGSTALKING...go buy some and read them, don't just take my word about it)
Quote; J.E.HOOVER...
" THE INDIVIDUAL COMES FACE TO FACE with a conspiracy so monstrous that he cannot even believe that it exists.
The American mind has not come to a realisation of the evil that is introduced into our midst.
It rejects even the assumption that human creatures could
Espouse a philosophy which must ultimately destroy all that is good and decent..."
Buckwheat Offline
#23 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:

Sheeple ....


Mr. Jones, I think the singled you out because you used "sheeple" in a post. Beer
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