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TamapaTom sparks this monkey
SmokeMonkey Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
So Mrs Monkey texts me to tell me I received a package. But she also felt compelled to tell me it was slightly larger and heavier than the normal cigar packages I get. I was expecting normal return fire from Tom, but, she assured me this was somewhat beyond the expected.

The damages:

1. Oliva V Melanio Rob
2. Angels anVil Toro
3. Norteno beli fino
4. Psycho 7 Toro
5. Herrera Estelí Miami
6. Luchador short gordo
7. Nico Puro churchill
8. MF Le Bijou BP torp
9. AF Mag R44
10. Boli PC
11. Esteban Carreras Chupa Cabra
12. Sobremesa Short Torp
13. Camacho Triple Maduro (Eiroa)

Oh, and a bottle of Aberlour 12, several bar coasters (which are very cool, particularly the one from The Peabody in Memphis), and a Hillbilly Hot Dogs “We got the weenies” sticker (not to mention the very nice note).

Tom, I sent you a normal fiver or 7-8 cigars (see, I’m innocent) and you blew my damn mailbox up. Not sure I can beat what you sent, but I may lay in waiting for the right moment to try.

Oh, and that Aberlour is tasting pretty good right now.
tamapatom Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Congrats on the promotion! Enjoy.
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
scofflaw!
Speyside Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Spark the monkey?
RMAN4443 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
SmokeMonkey wrote:
So Mrs Monkey texts me to tell me I received a package. But she also felt compelled to tell me it was slightly larger and heavier than the normal cigar packages I get. I was expecting normal return fire from Tom, but, she assured me this was somewhat beyond the expected.

The damages:

1. Oliva V Melanio Rob
2. Angels anVil Toro
3. Norteno beli fino
4. Psycho 7 Toro
5. Herrera Estelí Miami
6. Luchador short gordo
7. Nico Puro churchill
8. MF Le Bijou BP torp
9. AF Mag R44
10. Boli PC
11. Esteban Carreras Chupa Cabra
12. Sobremesa Short Torp
13. Camacho Triple Maduro (Eiroa)

Oh, and a bottle of Aberlour 12, several bar coasters (which are very cool, particularly the one from The Peabody in Memphis), and a Hillbilly Hot Dogs “We got the weenies” sticker (not to mention the very nice note).

Tom, I sent you a normal fiver or 7-8 cigars (see, I’m innocent) and you blew my damn mailbox up. Not sure I can beat what you sent, but I may lay in waiting for the right moment to try.

Oh, and that Aberlour is tasting pretty good right now.

I heard it cost extra to Spank the Monkey....Think
SmokeMonkey Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
There’s a fee for spanking but not sparking. Seems I was deeper into the Aberlour than I thought....
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
shocking!
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Good Scotch will do that. Frank, now you're just monkeying around. But, I'm a believer.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
Send 9&10 to me immediately
SmokeMonkey Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
ZRX1200 wrote:
Send 9&10 to me immediately


Jamie, you’re so demanding and stuff
tamapatom Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
I think #10 is a 2008.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 5,688
tamapatom wrote:
I think #10 is a 2008.


Probably won’t live to see another year.
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
Shouldn’t the title of the post be “TamapaTom spanks this monkey”???
SmokeMonkey Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
izonfire wrote:
Shouldn’t the title of the post be “TamapaTom spanks this monkey”???


No. You’re just be picky....
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
Or maybe I’m being pricky. d'oh!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
izonfire wrote:
Or maybe I’m being pricky. d'oh!


I see what you did there - ha!
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