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Magwitch Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 4:25 PM EST
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I've been on a lot of other cigar boards but none compare to this. The feeling of family, community and, quite frankly, love is truly heart-warming. I've only been here a short time but I really feel that I've found a home. I'm reminded of the first time I got sent to juvy. It was 120 days for, of all things, stealing my 8th grade teacher's purse. The idiot had gone to lunch and left it right on her desk. What a shock to find $625 in it (I think she must have been to the casino the night before or perhaps was about to pay her rent). Anyway, I used the money to buy the entire Metallica CD library as well as some "alternative" smoking materials. I quickly got caught and off I went. At first I was nervous but I eventually made friends with a good group of guys and we made the best of it. I felt a lot of love there. Sometimes I had to take that love by force but the important thing was I had human contact. That was the start of my 17 years in "the system." I'm trying to get over it but I still blame my 8th grade teacher for this. I pray that I don't run into her as I fear I could do something that would put me right back in. So I feel now that I'm among people who are just like me--people who have the same fears, goals, common interests and anger issues. Based on the recent photos from Cfest, it's clear we are not the prettiest bunch. That's really not important though. Regardless of our multiple chins, big swinging chicken arms and questionable hygiene, we are family. Honest, this isn't just the Millers and Vicodin talking. You're really a great bunch of people.

Warm regards,
Magwitch
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tonyt722 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 5:00 AM EST
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REDRUM! REDRUM!
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 6:31 AM EST
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INSTANT CLASSIC

"Move to the head of the Line"
duwan Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 6:46 AM EST
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Thats great!!!!

BTW, I like the circa 1972 family photo. You must be in your early 80s by now.
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 7:00 AM EST
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I'm getting a bit misty
duwan Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 7:03 AM EST
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since you nor your wife are red headed, please tell us who the father of your children are.
whizzy1 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 7:05 AM EST
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I was thinking this was when he was a kid......by the way keep coming back...your posting is hysterical
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 7:42 AM EST
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bowling4puros Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 7:52 AM EST
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6^

Duwan, The Ginger Gene can come from any family member, it's recessive so it may not show up for a few generations :)
Torpedo1 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 8:18 AM EST
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Nice dental plan.
chiefburg Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 8:41 AM EST
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Are those kids boys or girls??? Is that John Astin? Who is Jean and why is she recessive?
bowling4puros Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 8:45 AM EST
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LOL....totally looks like Gomez Addams
JadeRose Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 8:57 AM EST
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Wow...I see Eddie knows about "Awkward Family Photos", too.
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 9:10 AM EST
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"Sometimes I had to take the love by force" ??????.......


MMmmmmKAY.

Whistling walking away backwards.
bowling4puros Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 9:12 AM EST
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^

IDK....doesn't look like Lawrence Taylor to me :)
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 9:24 AM EST
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Jade - One of the few women I like on here is LHC so you might want to rethink you position on Magwitch.
bmw745i Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 9:48 AM EST
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never trust a ginger
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 10:35 AM EST
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Did you spend any time in a Turkish prison?
wheelrite Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 11:13 AM EST
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Nice pic...

Stay out of my neighborhod !!!



lol


wheel,
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 26 2011, 8:44 PM EST
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And this as well.
pgje51 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Aug 26 2011, 9:13 PM EST
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is family off limits after 16 months?
nickatnite Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Aug 26 2011, 10:49 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Did you spend any time in a Turkish prison?




who knows.

But something tells me that he's gotten enough "man love"-----whether 'catching or receiving' ----- 'giving or taking',

to make wheel and jade jealous.
JuyceMan Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 8:11 AM EST
Joined: 07-18-2010
Posts: 1,604
Ha! We found you; you dirty rotten little bassurd! Stealing my wife's cash stash!
m j toal Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Aug 28 2011, 1:49 PM EST
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
Very lovely family.


You must be so proud.(by the way, your wife is HOT ! ! ! ! !)


Can you post a picture of yourself Cigar Modeling ?


Thanks !






Mike Hunt
fishinguitarman Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Aug 28 2011, 2:33 PM EST
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Is that wheel?
bloody spaniard Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Aug 28 2011, 4:45 PM EST
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Magwitch, my daddy's lawyer, Pepper Sphincter used to say, if you walk through enough locker rooms you're going to see some weiner.
Hope your days are full of hot dogs and fancy dreams.Liar
delarob Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Aug 28 2011, 5:33 PM EST
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How much for de leetle boy?! Sell them, sell them to me.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Aug 29 2011, 6:22 AM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Magwitch, my daddy's lawyer, Pepper Sphincter used to say, if you walk through enough locker rooms you're going to see some weiner.
Hope your days are full of hot dogs and fancy dreams.Liar



With relish!

LOLZ~whip
m j toal Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 6:34 PM EST
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whizzy1 wrote:
I was thinking this was when he was a kid......by the way keep coming back...your posting is hysterical


Just for you Whiz
ZRX1200 Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 6:40 PM EST
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I miss mag......he sure could spin a yarn.
wheelrite Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 7:05 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I miss mag......he sure could spin a yarn.


where is he ?
ZRX1200 Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 7:51 PM EST
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Like were boys?


Dunno bro.....banned? Quit?


More likely an alias of someone here thats sneaky smart. Obviously not Fuzzy.
m j toal Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Jul 25 2012, 4:48 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Like were boys?


Dunno bro.....banned? Quit?


More likely an alias of someone here thats sneaky smart. Obviously not Fuzzy.



Think
sd72 Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 11:32 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 8:35 AM EST
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Posts: 55,389
ZRX1200 wrote:
Like were boys?


Dunno bro.....banned? Quit?


More likely an alias of someone here thats sneaky smart. Obviously not Fuzzy.



Anyone remember Woody?
smokestaxx Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, Apr 13 2014, 9:04 AM EST
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Flapper
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Apr 13 2014, 9:49 AM EST
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Beer Here's to a simpler time. The good ole' daysBeer
vanzandt Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Apr 13 2014, 1:47 PM EST
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If he's the one all the way to the right he was a hiedous child and should have been put on a poster for birth control..
gae9jang2j Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Apr 21 2014, 9:27 PM EST
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awesome
Abrignac Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 8:12 PM EST
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Great idea for a "Where are They Now" episode.
whizzy1 Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 10:16 PM EST
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Palama Offline
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