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Mrs. Mcghee
sd72 Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,599
People censored Galileo, daVinci, and sir issac newton too. All leaders in their field. Like magwitch.
Taps86 Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 4,691
sd72 wrote:
People censored Galileo, daVinci, and sir issac newton too. All leaders in their field. Like magwitch.



Applause Applause Applause


smokestaxx Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,183
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bassman45 Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 07-05-2009
Posts: 3,899
These boards could use a little Mags!
vanzandt Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 05-04-2008
Posts: 1,121
This magwitch is a beast
thurson Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,765
The guy was crude but funny. The "Familia!" thread was a classic.

https://www.cigarbid.com...M/c/posts/362160/Familia
jimbud Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 12-18-2009
Posts: 3,943
This was probably his best yarn. Some of his quick hitters were good, but this was a tight longer post. He always tried to walk the censorship line. Sweetie and the Vagos probably crossed it. But that thread was deleted. Epic Nausea at Applebee's is also lost to posterity. A couple other threads are now only distant memories.
gae9jang2j Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 12-13-2012
Posts: 5,612
magwitch threads are the shiet! thnx for the topper
sd72 Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,599
Up
JadeRose Offline
#60 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 17,570
Mrs, Mcghee was my favorite but I also was partial to this one: Note...I've edited it a little as it WAS pretty mean spirited but it doesn't retract from the story. The OP was a picture of a FOG's CHILD for god's sakes.

"Mon dieu! Would you look at the mug on that kid. Reminds me of a 6 month assignment I had in Kolkata, India back in the late 90s. I was drinking the local hooch which was a rice-based liquor called Yu. It tasted like it was filtered through a dirty woman's underwear. We had howler monkeys in the neighborhood. They were a mischievous and surly lot. Sometimes they'd hide up in the tree above my apartment door and shriek while raining monkey scat down on me. I started trying to lure them in by putting banana or apple slices on my window sill. A horrifically ugly black one--whom I eventually named Drek-- started taking them. Then I started putting them in bowls of Yu that I'd put just inside the aparment. Sure enough, Drek got bold enough to come right in. After a while, I'd skip the fruit part and just put out bowls of Yu. It didn't take much to get Drek drunk. He probably didn't weigh much more than a cat. I learned not to give him too much as Drek proved to be a mean drunk. Once, after 3 bowls of Yu, he whipped a can of Sterno at me and caught me in the temple. When he was just buzzed he was pleasant though. A pie-eyed grin would come over his face and we'd just chill. I recall he really liked Pearl Jam. Anyway, looking at Baby **** horrific grin brought back fond memories of Drek. Praise God he's not a girl or I suspect he'd be livin with Mrs. ***** well into his 40s.

Warm regards,
Magwitch
Abrignac Offline
#61 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 14,381
TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
The one that got deleted was his spewing about how unsightly the CigarBid Customer Service ladies are. That's why it was deleted. These ladies work very hard to fix your issues. For him to unload with his brand of 'humor' was unacceptable.



Was a copy of any of the threads saved? Perhaps a reposting with the *most* offensive transgressions edited out.

Mags was certainly in a league of his own.
sd72 Offline
#62 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,599
The one about the biker bar seems to be gone.
crgcpro Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 04-27-2012
Posts: 7,751
I think the one about meeting Cooper at Applebee's did him in. I wish someone had that one saved.
Abrignac Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 14,381
While we are on the subject.
cameroon Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
So many lost treasures
rfenst Offline
#66 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 29,613
I cannot count the number of days I have opened this forum hoping to find something newly posted by Magwitch...
Herfing
Abrignac Offline
#67 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 14,381
rfenst wrote:
I cannot count the number of days I have opened this forum hoping to find something newly posted by Magwitch...
Herfing


Count me in that club as well. One day.....
RMAN4443 Offline
#68 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 5,994
New here, never got to experience Magwitch live , but I have searched and read several of his posts.............the man had a way with words. He should use that talent. I believe anytime I see a Magwitch post topped I'm gonna have to give it a read.
shaun341 Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,202
crgcpro wrote:
I think the one about meeting Cooper at Applebee's did him in. I wish someone had that one saved.



I was looking for this one today but I guess it is gone now. Thought it was rather funny but I could see why Cooper may not have.
Palama Offline
#70 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 11,949
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smokestaxx Offline
#71 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,183
Oh this is great! I thought all his posts were deleted at some point. I made sure to screen shot as much of his stuff as possible.

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