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Is CigarLady and Victor the same person?
Plowboy221 Offline
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I believe so....
Cigarlady7 Offline
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Plowboy221 wrote:
I believe so....


Who the Whistle is victor?
Plowboy221 Offline
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
Who the Whistle is victor?


He was our Resident LGBTQ San Francisco member, RIP
ZRX1200 Offline
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Her **** is bigger
Cigarlady7 Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Her **** is bigger


My thoughts exactly. Thanks for saying it so I didn't have to.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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He's alive. He's a resident Missouran...Missourian...he moved to the Midwest
Cigarlady7 Offline
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Thank you for the notoriety. Mentor always told me to stay out of obscurity.
tailgater Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
He's alive. He's a resident Missouran...Missourian...he moved to the Midwest


We should visit.
Misery loves company.

dstieger Offline
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He was probably hoping people would want him to show them....stuff
delta1 Offline
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I dunno...Cigarlady seems pleasant and likable....victor is an acquired taste and enjoys a confrontation...so he could not pull off Cigarlady's persona...


but victor hasn't been around much lately while Cigarlady has been entertaining us....wonder if his "China trip" is a cover story...
RMAN4443 Offline
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say Hank has returned....Not talking it's Deja-Vu all over again
Cigarlady7 Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say Hank has returned....Not talking it's Deja-Vu all over again


I am convinced this Hank guy has made you this sensitive.

I should send him a post card.
RMAN4443 Offline
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It's more like a mosquito at 3am buzzing around your head...you try to swat it, but it's dark and you miss, and the damn thing is back in twenty seconds, buzzing around your head....but eventually you squish the SoB and the annoying buzz stops...until another Cl7...er mosquito shows up and starts buzzing in your ear all over again...Brick wall
Cigarlady7 Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
It's more like a mosquito at 3am buzzing around your head...you try to swat it, but it's dark and you miss, and the damn thing is back in twenty seconds, buzzing around your head....but eventually you squish the SoB and the annoying buzz stops...until another Cl7...er mosquito shows up and starts buzzing in your ear all over again...Brick wall


I'm in tears laughing. Jesus!!

I'm just saying... You maybe we should trade identities because you been doing this for 2 years longer than me and doing all this Whistle whining. You sound like a straight woman.

There is another word I could have used for whining... But I wanted to be nice.
Cigarlady7 Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
It's more like a mosquito at 3am buzzing around your head...you try to swat it, but it's dark and you miss, and the damn thing is back in twenty seconds, buzzing around your head....but eventually you squish the SoB and the annoying buzz stops...until another Cl7...er mosquito shows up and starts buzzing in your ear all over again...Brick wall


Kind of like you are in middle school and you are complaining to the teacher about someone being a bully or bothering you.

The teacher usually tells you to ignore them.

Simple. Problem solved.

Go play with some other friends.
RMAN4443 Offline
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
I'm in tears laughing. Jesus!!

I'm just saying... You maybe we should trade identities because you been doing this for 2 years longer than me and doing all this Whistle whining. You sound like a straight woman.

There is another word I could have used for whining... But I wanted to be nice.

I guess there's a first time for everything...
RMAN4443 Offline
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
Kind of like you are in middle school and you are complaining to the teacher about someone being a bully or bothering you.

The teacher usually tells you to ignore them.

Simple. Problem solved.

Go play with some other friends.

No teachers here...and it's hard to ignore you....you never STFU....
Cigarlady7 Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
No teachers here...and it's hard to ignore you....you never STFU....


(Sigh)

Aren't we done with you, old man?

horse
RMAN4443 Offline
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
(Sigh)

Aren't we done with you, old man?

horse

Not yet...I'll let you know when your done....you'd probably never be able to figure it out on your own....
....oh, and just out of curiosity, who is this WE you speak of? You have a mouse living in that dusty old hole... in the wall...Think
MACS Offline
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Definitely not Hank.

Ol' Hank would have folded like a cheap table.
RMAN4443 Offline
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MACS wrote:
Definitely not Hank.

Ol' Hank would have folded like a cheap table.

True
Cigarlady7 Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Not yet...I'll let you know when your done....you'd probably never be able to figure it out on your own....
....oh, and just out of curiosity, who is this WE you speak of? You have a mouse living in that dusty old hole... in the wall...Think


Just so you know. I am not angry, you are making me laugh. Like really hard.
Mr. Jones Offline
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I think the cigarlady is one on which I will P.A.S.S....

SEEMS NICE?

BUT ANY B.O.D.Y. WHO LOVES ALL THE "hostel" series of flicks is too far out for me...

I'd be afraid to fall asleep ...for fear of waking up in handcuffs and getting deeply severed ....and seeing a soviet cold war gas mask in my mug while losing consciousness...
teedubbya Offline
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Mr Jones is more in to human centipede.
Plowboy221 Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
He's alive. He's a resident Missouran...Missourian...he moved to the Midwest


Seriously? Well chit, where about?
victor809 Offline
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Wow... People must really think this cigar lady is smart.
CelticBomber Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:


I'd be afraid to fall asleep ...for fear of waking up in handcuffs and getting deeply severed ....and seeing a soviet cold war gas mask in my mug while losing consciousness...


5 kids dude. If you fell asleep around her and woke up in handcuffs we'd all be packing congrats cigars about now.

You getting the gas mask detail right was just coincidence.
Plowboy221 Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:


I'd be afraid to fall asleep ...for fear of waking up in handcuffs and getting deeply severed ....and seeing a soviet cold war gas mask in my mug while losing consciousness...



Think sounds like a movie I watched on pornhub the other night......
victor809 Offline
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They show your my little pony porn on pornhub?

CelticBomber Offline
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victor809 wrote:
They show your my little pony porn on pornhub?




Omg I thought that stuff was just a joke meme for so long.... Then I learned the horrible horrible truth.
Plowboy221 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
They show your my little pony porn on pornhub?



Absolutely, you can find about anything you want if you search hard enough....Whistle
tailgater Offline
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When you say "search hard enough"...


Speyside Offline
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He meant hard on search.
tailgater Offline
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Oh.
We've all done that.


dstieger Offline
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pretty sure frank doesn't have to search for his
delta1 Offline
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doesn't even have to be a hard search...could be a flaccid search in frigid conditions...
frankj1 Offline
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dstieger wrote:
pretty sure frank doesn't have to search for his

well, I don't like to brag, but it's too late to stop now.
Speyside Offline
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At least you could stop wearing shorts. But do tell the truth if a lady asks if that's a salami.
victor809 Offline
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Poor 3 legged Frank....

In all honesty cigarlady, I wouldn't sweat it. People like to convince themselves that anyone they don't immediately agree with must just be a fake account for someone else they don't agree with because they don't want to imagine a world where lots of people disagree with them (I have never understood this)... They feel better when they think their ideas are in lockstep with others (ex the "+1" people like to do)

When I first got here they accused me of being a guy named adroomi they didn't like .. an idiot named drathaar started a delicate investigation. He never successfully concluded that I exist.
Cigarlady7 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Poor 3 legged Frank....

In all honesty cigarlady, I wouldn't sweat it. People like to convince themselves that anyone they don't immediately agree with must just be a fake account for someone else they don't agree with because they don't want to imagine a world where lots of people disagree with them (I have never understood this)... They feel better when they think their ideas are in lockstep with others (ex the "+1" people like to do)

When I first got here they accused me of being a guy named adroomi they didn't like .. an idiot named drathaar started a delicate investigation. He never successfully concluded that I exist.


If you think I was sweating this, you gotta be on one!
victor809 Offline
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Sweating it ... Or horribly honored to be associated with me ...
Column a... Column b...
izonfire Offline
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
If you think I was sweating this, you gotta be on one!


Not all that glistens is sweat...
frankj1 Offline
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Plowboy221 wrote:
I believe so....

can't say I've ever seen them in the same room at the same time
MACS Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
can't say I've ever seen them in the same room at the same time


He acts like a broad sometimes, though...
danmdevries Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
can't say I've ever seen them in the same room at the same time


True true.
danmdevries Offline
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MACS wrote:
He acts like a broad sometimes, though...


True true
victor809 Offline
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Just because you're attracted to me doesn't mean I'm acting like a broad.

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victor809 wrote:
Poor 3 legged Frank....

In all honesty cigarlady, I wouldn't sweat it. People like to convince themselves that anyone they don't immediately agree with must just be a fake account for someone else they don't agree with because they don't want to imagine a world where lots of people disagree with them (I have never understood this)... They feel better when they think their ideas are in lockstep with others (ex the "+1" people like to do)

When I first got here they accused me of being a guy named adroomi they didn't like .. an idiot named drathaar started a delicate investigation. He never successfully concluded that I exist.



+1
MACS Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Just because you're attracted to me doesn't mean I'm acting like a broad.


If by "attracted" you mean "repulsed"...
victor809 Offline
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Keep telling yourself that Macs....
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