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Last post 3 months ago by izonfire. 17 replies replies.
Have to log in every time
bigw Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 08-17-2001
Posts: 98
No way to save and log in quickly makes me use this site less ofternBrick wall
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
Posts: 1,047
I don't have a problem with it, and I'm putting in a couple dozen bids a day.

David (dpnewell)
99cobra2881 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
bigw wrote:
No way to save and log in quickly makes me use this site less ofternBrick wall


I agree it’s stupid to not have a stay logged option. At least my phone remembers the password so I’m not typing it out every time.
Whistlebritches Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 17,657
I occasionally have to log in but my username and password are saved in my IPad.........so it's almost instantaneous
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 49,521
Not an issue for Platinum members.


Peasant.
danmdevries Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 10,911
Doesn't seem to let you stay logged in for more than a day since the update. Computer and phone save the passwords so it's just two or three extra clicks, no big deal.
KingoftheCove Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 5,471
ZRX1200 wrote:
Not an issue for Platinum members.


Peasant.

Man, you just ..............never mind.....
Must be nice to have La Princessa wrapped around your..............uh............finger...
Salmoneye Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-18-2011
Posts: 161
Ayuh...

PITA having to log in every time I visit the main page...

Yet visiting here, the login token stays put and no need to log in for the forums...
deadeyedick Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 10,257
Definitely a 1st world problem but a PITA anyway.
Ewok126 Offline
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Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
bigw wrote:
No way to save and log in quickly makes me use this site less ofternBrick wall


Here folks we have the lazy porker that whines because he has to click a mouse button. Here we can see them in their natural habitat with empty pizza boxes laying around from last year because it is to much trouble to walk 3 steps to a garbage can.

If you listen closely you can hear the native noises they make such as "OMG I had to swallow that water and its so hard to do" Or the famous sound of " Oh man I am out of breath because I had to wipe after taking a chit" My personal all time favorite sound they make is the " Ahhhh Fug IT! I am just going to piss my pants right here because its to far to walk to the toilet"

Here at the Lazy fat bastids of the world zoo we sell cigars in the vending machine to feed all of our critters but, With this one if you should purchase a cigar for it, you must cut it, light it then have awesome aim to hit its mouth. Then comes the fun part of kicking it in the ass so it will take a puff. If you miss its mouth, the lazy fat bastid will just sit there and watch the cigar burn up or go out a foot away from it because it is to exhausting for it to reach out and pick it up.

Now remember folks, our zoo runs on donations only and our staff only gets paid to listen and deal with these poor lazy animals through your generous donations. So please send Shana some cuppie cakes. If you message Victor he can tell you her favorite if you should feel the desire to help out.

We hope you enjoyed visiting Lazy fat bastids Zoo and remember, It could be your Millennial child up in this trailer park.

Sarcasm

SteveS Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
deadeyedick wrote:
Definitely a 1st world problem but a PITA anyway.


Yep ... and an unnecessary one at that ... was never an issue until the website got "fixed" recently ... someone at CI apparently doesn't know how to spell "fix" and has used the wrong vowel ...
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
Posts: 1,047
Ewok126 wrote:
Here folks we have the lazy porker that whines because he has to click a mouse button. Here we can see them in their natural habitat with empty pizza boxes laying around from last year because it is to much trouble to walk 3 steps to a garbage can.

If you listen closely you can hear the native noises they make such as "OMG I had to swallow that water and its so hard to do" Or the famous sound of " Oh man I am out of breath because I had to wipe after taking a chit" My personal all time favorite sound they make is the " Ahhhh Fug IT! I am just going to piss my pants right here because its to far to walk to the toilet"

Here at the Lazy fat bastids of the world zoo we sell cigars in the vending machine to feed all of our critters but, With this one if you should purchase a cigar for it, you must cut it, light it then have awesome aim to hit its mouth. Then comes the fun part of kicking it in the ass so it will take a puff. If you miss its mouth, the lazy fat bastid will just sit there and watch the cigar burn up or go out a foot away from it because it is to exhausting for it to reach out and pick it up.

Now remember folks, our zoo runs on donations only and our staff only gets paid to listen and deal with these poor lazy animals through your generous donations. So please send Shana some cuppie cakes. If you message Victor he can tell you her favorite if you should feel the desire to help out.

We hope you enjoyed visiting Lazy fat bastids Zoo and remember, It could be your Millennial child up in this trailer park.

Sarcasm




Applause (dang, I had to click on the "More Smilies" button to get this one. Why does Cbid have to make everything so hard Sarcasm)

David (dpnewell)
Ewok126 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
The reason they make it so hard is because of the animal security policy that is in place for the safety of all here at Lazy Bastid's of the World Zoo. What this does is help keep all of our Lazy fat Porkers at bay and in their cage. If they should happen to make it out like the one above then typically after the one event the porker is automatically trained to either not be so lazy or they just stay in their cage because they cant get past the 2 mouse clicks. They use this same technique with pill bottles and children. It works really really well. ThumpUp
vanhalenps4 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 05-01-2019
Posts: 89
I would bet they did this because people would bid on things and then say that their kid or blind aunt bid on the item accidentally and they didn't really want it.
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 49,521
Still don’t get these third world problems
izonfire Online
#16 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,123
ZRX1200 wrote:
Not an issue for Platinum members.


Peasant.


Too f'n good! LOL
izonfire Online
#17 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,123
Ewok126 wrote:
Here folks we have the lazy porker that whines because he has to click a mouse button. Here we can see them in their natural habitat with empty pizza boxes laying around from last year because it is to much trouble to walk 3 steps to a garbage can.

If you listen closely you can hear the native noises they make such as "OMG I had to swallow that water and its so hard to do" Or the famous sound of " Oh man I am out of breath because I had to wipe after taking a chit" My personal all time favorite sound they make is the " Ahhhh Fug IT! I am just going to piss my pants right here because its to far to walk to the toilet"

Here at the Lazy fat bastids of the world zoo we sell cigars in the vending machine to feed all of our critters but, With this one if you should purchase a cigar for it, you must cut it, light it then have awesome aim to hit its mouth. Then comes the fun part of kicking it in the ass so it will take a puff. If you miss its mouth, the lazy fat bastid will just sit there and watch the cigar burn up or go out a foot away from it because it is to exhausting for it to reach out and pick it up.

Now remember folks, our zoo runs on donations only and our staff only gets paid to listen and deal with these poor lazy animals through your generous donations. So please send Shana some cuppie cakes. If you message Victor he can tell you her favorite if you should feel the desire to help out.

We hope you enjoyed visiting Lazy fat bastids Zoo and remember, It could be your Millennial child up in this trailer park.

Sarcasm



yer killin me!
I can't breathe LOL
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