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Florida Man Gets Ahold of Dangerous Weapon
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drnos Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 9:26 AM EST
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"ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. (WFLA) - A Pasco County man is facing a battery charge after deputies say he hit his mother with a corn cob.

"The incident happened around 2 a.m. Sunday at a home in Zephyrhills.

"According to deputies, 27-year-old Cody Cummins threw a corn cob at the victim. The cob hit the woman on top of her head, an arrest report says.

"Deputies who responded to the scene say the victim was hurt but did not have any physical injuries.

"Cummins left the scene after the incident, but was later arrested and charged with domestic battery. Jail records show he is being held on $150 bond."

My favorite part is "...being held on $150 bond."

"Well, I could pay a bondsman $15, but I think I'll just stay in here."
izonfire Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 10:10 AM EST
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drnos wrote:
"ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. (WFLA) - A Pasco County man is facing a battery charge after deputies say he hit his mother with a corn cob.

"The incident happened around 2 a.m. Sunday at a home in Zephyrhills.

"According to deputies, 27-year-old Cody Cummins threw a corn cob at the victim. The cob hit the woman on top of her head, an arrest report says.

"Deputies who responded to the scene say the victim was hurt but did not have any physical injuries.

"Cummins left the scene after the incident, but was later arrested and charged with domestic battery. Jail records show he is being held on $150 bond."

My favorite part is "...being held on $150 bond."

"Well, I could pay a bondsman $15, but I think I'll just stay in here."


'cept he just spent his last $15 on crack
opelmanta1900 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 10:33 AM EST
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"Deputies who responded to the scene say the victim was hurt but did not have any physical injuries."

So is this guy in jail for hurting feelings?
izonfire Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 10:39 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
"Deputies who responded to the scene say the victim was hurt but did not have any physical injuries."

So is this guy in jail for hurting feelings?


Evidently.
It's a crime to violate someone's safe space.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 10:40 AM EST
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In Florida? The whole state is effectively not a "safe space"...
izonfire Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 10:45 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
In Florida? The whole state is effectively not a "safe space"...


True dat
izonfire Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 10:48 AM EST
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Well, at least he ate the corn off the cob before throwing it at her.
No sense in wasting food.

Don't know if I can fault him though. Beyatch probably wouldn't STFU
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 10:50 AM EST
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In Mizzura corncob incidents are a little different.. or so I've heard... Mellow
izonfire Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 11:54 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
In Mizzura corncob incidents are a little different.. or so I've heard... Mellow


Part a that "show me state" mentality.
Can't see anything outta the brown eye with a cob stuck in it though...Think
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 29 2019, 1:37 PM EST
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phew...I thought this story was about Frank getting Lorena Bobbitted in Florida....
JadeRose Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jun 3 2019, 7:31 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
In Mizzura corncob incidents are a little different.. or so I've heard... Mellow




C'mon up, Drafter. Me, Tee, and Victor will show you around.
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jun 3 2019, 9:31 PM EST
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Who hits their mother?

Leave his sorry ass in jail...

The loser fuuuuuk
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