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Trouble making noop
reckless Offline
#1 Posted:
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Whos been the biggest trouble making noop as of late? I got a baseball bat that needs a fresh face print

ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat
CelticBomber Offline
#2 Posted:
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reckless wrote:
Whos been the biggest trouble making noop as of late? I got a baseball bat that needs a fresh face print

ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat



I vote Izonfire. Got his addy too;-p Or maybe it's me? /shrug just swing that thing already!
Palama Offline
#3 Posted:
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Matt’s makin’ up for lost time too. Gonz
reckless Offline
#4 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Matt’s makin’ up for lost time too. Gonz

You got any input into the topic at hand? If not you should start reinforcing your mailbox....
reckless Offline
#5 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
I vote Izonfire. Got his addy too;-p Or maybe it's me? /shrug just swing that thing already!

I'll be taking votes until Thursday.
Palama Offline
#6 Posted:
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reckless wrote:
You got any input into the topic at hand? If not you should start reinforcing your mailbox....


I gots some names but no addys. d'oh!

You know it’s a Federal offense to mess with mailboxes, dontcha? Big case against our former police chief and his wife that involves the alleged theft of their mailbox.

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/05/22/watch-mailbox-trial-an-hnn-special-report-corruption-case-against-kealohas/



mikey8991 Offline
#7 Posted:
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reckless wrote:
Whos been the biggest trouble making noop as of late? I got a baseball bat that needs a fresh face print

ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat


Noop?
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
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You need more fiber in your diet if you can’t take a noop
Palama Offline
#9 Posted:
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Sometimes I’m bushed after lunch and try to take a 30-minute noop. Feel so much better afterwards.
jespear Offline
#10 Posted:
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I have trouble taking a noop during the day.
I think it may have something to do with the three Gurkha mugs of coffee I drink in the morning.
The mug was a gift from Bur, and it is still my favorite . . . (and I have A LOT of coffee mugs) !
corey sellers Offline
#11 Posted:
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I want to see some fog on fog violence CelticBomber gets my vote
reckless Offline
#12 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
I want to see some fog on fog violence CelticBomber gets my vote


The old farts been beat up enough fog
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Stephen isn’t a FOG he’s a zombie......he’s come back from the dead. Don’t let him bite you
reckless Offline
#14 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Stephen isn’t a FOG he’s a zombie......he’s come back from the dead. Don’t let him bite you


LIES!! No one would EVER trust a zombie to hold a baby!! Liar
stinger88 Offline
#15 Posted:
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AKDave has sent out some fantastic RAOKs!!!
corey sellers Offline
#16 Posted:
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^^^^^^ Yes he has with some awesome ashtrays included
izonfire Offline
#17 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
I vote Izonfire. Got his addy too;-p Or maybe it's me? /shrug just swing that thing already!


This aggression will not stand!!! Shame on you

Celtic caught me at a vulnerable moment and was able to pressure me into accepting that fantastic cluster bomb of 11 supreme smokes (You told me it would only be 5 btw...), so I let that one slip through.
(and I will be posting that collection of smokeable art in all it's glory soon)
He saw the **** in my armor and he proceeded to exploit it.
(and if you're thinking about doeshin right about now, you are a horrible miscreant)

But that is it!!! My defenses are back up!
Any future packages will sit neglected until I get around to sending them directly back to it's place of origin.
I propose a non-aggression treaty of 6 months, at which time I will be fully prepared to deal with your attacks.

May I remind you of my statement weeks ago -
Quote:
In all seriousness though - I am in no position to accept any packages at the moment. I have seen what’s traded and sent here, and my palate is not nearly up to that level. Nor do I have that kind of stock to send to anyone else in return. I can’t accept anything from anyone that I can’t return something of relatively comparable value. I happily smoke what many of you would consider sub-par smokes or even yard-gars. Also, I am making a move soon and trying to reduce the stock of what I do have. Roughly 2-3 years worth of smokes. Once settled, I hope to begin sampling higher grade stuff, and begin trading with everyone else here. But thank you for your consideration.


I am not disputing the fact that I am deserving of a baseball bat to the head from each and every one of you.
I have certainly been a PITA, and definitely not one deserving of your generosity.

Don't worry, I will be the same a-hole 6 months from now, at which time it will be game on MF'ers!
Until then, I will continue to be a pestilent troll and cause of continuous aggravation.

BTW - if you want to bomb someone, I suggest the Bomber himself!!!
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted:
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What he said sounds good to me fogs come back from the dead and want to smash some heads it will come back to them brother
reckless Offline
#19 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
What he said sounds good to me fogs come back from the dead and want to smash some heads it will come back to them brother

0 posts from 2011-15 you're one to talk. Mind your business noop lover.
Speyside Offline
#20 Posted:
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Just don't say you are a PETA, we don't tolerate those fools.
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Just don't say you are a PETA, we don't tolerate those fools.


I'm a Carnivorous PETA - a rare beast indeed.

I think the most ethical thing I can do for steer is carve em up and grill em over open fire.
Every steer I've met has essentially begged that he be next. And I am more than happy to oblige.
I can read their thoughts. They're screaming to be butchered. AND THAT SCREAMING DOESN'T STOP.

So do what is right, and join up with me as a Carnivorous PETA member.
You will be doing the world a tremendous favor and clearly be on the right side of history.
_____

And Spey, you're intolerance will not be tolerated!!! Speak to the hand
Sunoverbeach Offline
#22 Posted:
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Too long. You can get by with the same acronym for efficiency

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
RMAN4443 Offline
#23 Posted:
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There's room on this earth for all of God's creatures.....on my plate right next to the mashed taters!...Sipping tea
Speyside Offline
#24 Posted:
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Well, I do my part. One less cow makes a difference, less CO2. Save the planet, eat more cows. I think Drafter does too. He said he swallows meat daily.
mikey8991 Offline
#25 Posted:
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my vote c3s or celtic bomber
Abrignac Offline
#26 Posted:
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Stephen’s bombing run a few years back was epic. Over a month or so he obliterated more than a few porches.
Speyside Offline
#27 Posted:
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Dang, it's Friday. I was was going to suggest me since we get along so well. Seriously though, izon, or cigarlady might be good choices.
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Dang, it's Friday. I was was going to suggest me since we get along so well. Seriously though, izon, or cigarlady might be good choices.


Izon is now in the witness protection program and is in an undisclosed location and will remain so until the trial comes to a close. Expected to last 6 months. Any packages will be received by government agents and will be dumped. We don't smoke. We're a bunch of puzzies
Cigarlady7 Offline
#29 Posted:
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mikey8991 wrote:
my vote c3s or celtic bomber


Who is c3s?

Cereal city cigar smoker?...
corey sellers Offline
#30 Posted:
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Cereal city cigar smoker or Ken
Cigarlady7 Offline
#31 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Cereal city cigar smoker or Ken


Yeah. That's what I said 😝

Ken is not a noop though...
izonfire Offline
#32 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Too long. You can get by with the same acronym for efficiency

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals


Sure - thanks SOB
CelticBomber Offline
#33 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Stephen isn’t a FOG he’s a zombie......he’s come back from the dead. Don’t let him bite you



Which kind of Zombie though? If I'm the kind that eats all of you then I'm set this place is zombie heaven. If I'm the kind that eat's just brains...... the story changes, significantly.
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