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A Man and his Didgeridoo...
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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An Australian man woken up by an intruder in his home chased the suspect off his property wearing just his underpants and held him at bay armed only with a didgeridoo until police arrived.

Kym Abrook told local media that he woke up to noises in his Adelaide home early Monday morning, only to find the thief halfway out the door with his wallet containing $500.

Abrook managed to contact the police before grabbing a nearby didgeridoo - an indigenous musical instrument - and chasing the thief.

“I was out there in all my glory,” Abrook told Nine News. “I’ve noticed I run faster naked, semi-naked anyway, so I might try that … very lucky the cops got there first.”

With the help of his son and a roommate, Abrook was able to corner the thief in a neighbor’s backyard before cops arrived and found him hiding under a car.

“He’s probably lucky I only had a didgeridoo,” Abrook told the local TV crew while re-enacting his daring chase. “It’s pretty solid… I was only going to use it to restrain him.”

Film at 11.... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
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dsteig has a bong made of one of those I think...
tamapatom Offline
#3 Posted:
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Blow into the digeridoo.
Hum into the wood.
The sound goes down, around and around.
It comes out sounding good.
RMAN4443 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Lucky for that thief FrankieT wasnt naked anddidn't chase him down and corner him with his "diddle e doo"...Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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I would have pole vaulted right over him
jespear Offline
#6 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I would have pole vaulted right over him


You prob'ly woulda tripped over dat sumbitch chasin' him. d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
You prob'ly woulda tripped over dat sumbitch chasin' him. d'oh!

true, true
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted:
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Which is longer, a didgeridoo or a tripod?
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
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I ain't flying down under to find out!

but, according to George Burns, Jack Benny summed it up best.

Legend has it that Forest Tucker was upset to hear that Milton Berle was reputed to have, well, a tripod. Tucker prided himself on being the Big Man in Hollywood and challenged Berle to a showdown. Berle refused time and again, but when cornered in the locker room of their exclusive Hollywood golf club, with no easy escape, Jack Benny allegedly said, "Miltie, just take out enough to win".
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted:
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Drafter stole that but changed it to put enough in me for both of us to win.
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
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Mad
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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sickly funny
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted:
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And twisted... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#14 Posted:
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Your digeridoo is twisted? Ouch.
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted:
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I have an enormous Didgeridoo... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I have an enormous Didgeridoo in my bum right now... Mellow


freak
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted:
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Mad
RMAN4443 Offline
#18 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I have an enormous Didgeridoo... Mellow

No one likes a showoff!Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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well...
RMAN4443 Offline
#20 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
well...

well.....when your The Eighth Wonder of the World, it's not really showing off....unless you wear shorts....Anxious
fishinguitarman Offline
#21 Posted:
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Does Mattie B know?
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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haven't seen bruddah Mattie in a while.
He was updating us on you but that was months ago.
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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Why would Mattie B want to know..?? Think
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