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Last post 4 years ago by izonfire. 48 replies replies.
WHO???
CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
I look out my front door and I see a GIANT box sitting on my steps.... Now I didn't order anything this large so I open it and find this!!!!!!!


https://www.amazon.com/Medeci-Humidor-HUM-400FL-Rectangle-Humidifier/dp/B00A7R7298/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=medici+premium+humidor&qid=1561911615&s=gateway&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1

WHO? No one will fess up? I could fit 6 - 10 boxes in the bottom easy and it has two full stacked trays up top. No name, no note, no return address! This is crazy! I don't know what to say or who to thank! I thought it might be Cigarlady7 but she says no..... I don't know what to say.....
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
I've eyeballed that one before but have been too cheap to buy when Tupperware is readily available

Maybe someone hoping if you have space to fill you won't be so quick to go on another bombing run
clintCigar Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
holy sheet nice!!!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Very nice! I have literally no idea who it is, but I would bomb the crap out of frank and jespear just to be on the safe side...
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
innocent.
I'm out of the bombing game...
corey sellers Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
Good job who ever did it
Palama Online
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,618
I don’t know anything and certainly not involved but maybe a group bomb?
izonfire Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
I know who did it. But I will NEVER tell. All I can say is it’s a damn good BOTL. That’s all you’re gettin from me. I don’t squeal. I’ll grunt til the cows come home though. (wassup Puddin). (Red herring)

There are certainly some wonderful people here.

Have fun
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
One of the best hits I've seen in some time.


Enjoy Brother
Cheno Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,962
That's awesome! Congrats!
Palama Online
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,618
Definitely an awesome hit...but you know what? Stephen now has room for more smokes! Herfing
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
^^ so, if I'm understanding correctly, what you are saying is that Celtic is low
streetrod Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-16-2007
Posts: 2,110
That is probably the best hit I have seen since joining the Board.
You deserve it.
Enjoy.
CelticBomber Offline
#14 Posted:
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streetrod wrote:
That is probably the best hit I have seen since joining the Board.
You deserve it.
Enjoy.



Lets not get crazy here... you did see what I did to Cigarlady right? I mean this up there but I gotta protect my crown....;-)
CelticBomber Offline
#15 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
innocent.
I'm out of the bombing game...



Famous last words.
steve02 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 05-20-2004
Posts: 954
Does this mean that I can send you some sticks now?
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,577
Does a zombie need to humidify their cigars?
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
CelticBomber wrote:
Lets not get crazy here... you did see what I did to Cigarlady right? I mean this up there but I gotta protect my crown....;-)


Nobody’s takin anything away from you, so don’t get your feathers ruffled. That hit on CL was of epic proportions.
But this hit on you was one laser guided weapon of mass destruction, that’s fo sho
CelticBomber Offline
#19 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
I know who did it. But I will NEVER tell. All I can say is it’s a damn good BOTL. That’s all you’re gettin from me. I don’t squeal. I’ll grunt til the cows come home though. (wassup Puddin). (Red herring)

There are certainly some wonderful people here.

Have fun


I'm wondering if that should be an S
CelticBomber Offline
#20 Posted:
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Posts: 6,786
izonfire wrote:
Nobody’s takin anything away from you, so don’t get your feathers ruffled. That hit on CL was of epic proportions.
But this hit on you was one laser guided weapon of mass destruction, that’s fo sho



I have ways of making you talk. I just happen to know you can be bribed.....Whistle
Speyside Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
What?
izonfire Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
CelticBomber wrote:
I have ways of making you talk. I just happen to know you can be bribed.....:-"


I can’t be bribed. I may be a complete jackazz, but I’ve got my honor.
So much honor, I have a tough time keepin off her...

Offer, you say? I’ll take it, your honor...
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
Speyside wrote:
What?


Huh?
RMAN4443 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Posts: 7,683
Nice hit who(m) ever you are...is that a ghost hit on a zombie???Think
izonfire Offline
#25 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
RMAN4443 wrote:
Nice hit who(m) ever you are...is that a ghost hit on a zombie???Think


Could be a ghost. The apparition hasn’t been spotted for some time in the past, but has made an appearance here and there just recently
izonfire Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
From what I understand, this ghost spooked the h3ll out of this place years ago
steve02 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 954
izonfire wrote:
From what I understand, this ghost spooked the h3ll out of this place years ago


Are you suggesting that this site is haunted?
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
steve02 wrote:
Are you suggesting that this site is haunted?


Twas the Ghost of CBid Past
Who has risen and haunts at last...
izonfire Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
Ne’er neither zombie is safe from this ghoul
Beware heed this warning or your blood will pool...
izonfire Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
There is a singular clue
In each singular post
If you do think it through
Lead you straight to the ghost...
steve02 Offline
#31 Posted:
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Posts: 954
izonfire wrote:
Ne’er neither zombie is safe from this ghoul
Beware heed this warning or your blood will pool...


You're a poet also?
izonfire Offline
#32 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
steve02 wrote:
You're a poet also?


Yeah, and I had no idea

EDIT - Yeah, and I didn't even know that I was
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
You're a poet and you didn't know it,
but your feet show it, because they're Longfellows...Anxious
delta1 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,772
in CB's own words...sit back and take it like a man...amazing hit by ?
izonfire Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
RMAN4443 wrote:
You're a poet and you didn't know it,
but your feet show it, because they're Longfellows...Anxious


Know not the feet be long
Just know the heart be strong
steve02 Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 05-20-2004
Posts: 954
Bombed
CelticBomber Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
izonfire wrote:
Know not the feet be long
Just know the heart be strong


Perfect opportunity for a big d1ck joke and you let it slip through your fingers........ OH I see now.... it does slip through your....well... You've got a great personality! So you've got that going for you. Sarcasm Frying pan
CelticBomber Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
izonfire wrote:
There is a singular clue
In each singular post
If you do think it through
Lead you straight to the ghost...


We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.


What fine company you do keep sirrah.
izonfire Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
izonfire wrote:
Know not the feet be long
Just know the heart be strong

CelticBomber wrote:
Perfect opportunity for a big d1ck joke


To refer to the schlong
Would be to lead someone wrong...

you are foolish as well as insolent, sirrah
izonfire Offline
#40 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
Your insults do not pierce me.

Your torment,
my only nourishment
izonfire Offline
#41 Posted:
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This man has every right to be pizzed
And if had, this opportunity mizzed

Instead shown tremendous clazz
And now gleefully stings you in da azz

(wazzup DaQueenBeez) (red herring)
izonfire Offline
#42 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
In all of the chatter
Is what doth most matter

Twas what first brought us here
To share in the cheer
izonfire Offline
#43 Posted:
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Posts: 8,644
It’s either Lewenski or Kaczynski}
What path do you use?

It’s the flavor of the cigar;
That leads you to choose:

Blow em -
Or
Blow em up ~
steve02 Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 05-20-2004
Posts: 954
Izon was right - we should have let you stew longer
ZRX1200 Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,577
Very classy to brag about a bomb you sent being better in the very thread thanking the person......

Call me a fat azzwhole all you want zombie.

Some things in life you can buy or get back.

And I would say it to your face FYI
Speyside Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
LMAO!!! He's just being honest and accurate Z.
ZRX1200 Offline
#47 Posted:
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I can accept that, doesn’t take away from the level of class shown saying it.

Look here, the person who sent this isn’t even attempted to take credit for a very generous gift.

Maybe he can learn something
izonfire Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
Very classy indeed
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