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IZON be projectin!
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izonfire Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2019, 9:42 PM EST
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Out projectin this entire week.

Vic.timized by horrendously hot and humid weather which could only be equated to living in misery.
A number of mishaps occurred on each of the sites which damned everysone.
Been feelin’ cursed. No postin possible.
I be projectin for the past week, and that projectin be hard.

Sometimes I don’t have time to be postin when I be projectin, so me posts usually comes in spurts.
I be postin and spurtin sporadically, but when I do, it’s overwhelming. Just ask Palama…

I now gotta go back and see what I missed.
Like doin homework. And I's don't need no more schoolin.
H3lls, I'm still exhausted from all the projectin!

Just be warned that I'm back to poppin posts. And some serious protrudin.
Dually noted as well. Bea prepared.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2019, 9:56 PM EST
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I think there's a variety of OTC medications designed specifically for sporadic spurtin
izonfire Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2019, 10:00 PM EST
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Think I need a sprinkler system specialist...
clintCigar Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2019, 11:57 PM EST
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That's what she said....................bah-doom-tish
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 12:09 AM EST
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Teedubya could lend you some old block East German water sports movies.
izonfire Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 2:27 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Teedubya could lend you some old block East German water sports movies.


Dat vould be vetty interestink. (in the best Colonel Klink impression possible)
RMAN4443 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:29 AM EST
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https://youtu.be/sTd_73Slj3Q

fog
izonfire Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 11:31 AM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
That's what she said.


Either way, she’s gettin soaked
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 12:21 PM EST
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duly noted...
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 12:24 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
duly noted...


You can say that again!
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 11:48 AM EST
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What does " projectin" mean ?

I haven't a clue...
RobertHively Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 12:11 PM EST
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Hamk?
RMAN4443 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 12:25 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
What does " projectin" mean ?

I haven't a clue...

I think they're referring to Frankie T's tripod, it be projectin' across the room...Think
Palama Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 12:41 PM EST
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RobertHively wrote:
Hamk?


Hamk’s not here man. Not talking
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 5:25 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
What does " projectin" mean ?

I haven't a clue...


And now ya know how it feels Mr Jones.

But I know your cryptic messages are intended to warn us without the FBI knowing.
Brilliant. And I am closing in on cracking the code, so you'll soon have an ally in your fight.
_____

Anyhoos...

In the case of this thread, projectin means that I've been out on a series of projects.
But projectin can mean many other things, like providin, or protrudin. Depends on the scope of your projectin.

Or in Vic's case, projectin is his defense mechanism that he subconsciously employs in order to cope with his pervy feelings or emotions. By projectin his perviness on to us, he doesn't have to confront that inner conflict.

That's why he always seems to be so relaxed and flaccid.
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 5:32 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:

Or in Vic's case, projectin is his defense mechanism that he subconsciously employs in order to cope with his pervy feelings or emotions. By projectin his perviness on to us, he doesn't have to confront that inner conflict.

That's why he always seems to be so relaxed and flaccid.


hah....
I'm pretty sure I'm open with any and all perversions I have. No need to project here.
USNGunner Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 5:33 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:

That's why he always seems to be so relaxed and flaccid.



HA Ha, you said "flaccid"! Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh
Speyside Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 5:55 PM EST
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And here I thought you meant projectin vomit. I be projectin some lately. Cleaned out the landscape beds around the new house and mulched them. Sold my 67 Yenko Camero. New living room furniture arrived Friday. Converted my Weber Genie is grill to natural gas and hooked it up to the house. Bought new slacks, 3 months ago I was wearing 42's, now I am wearing 38's. Found a new doctor, wasn't happy with the other one.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 6:21 PM EST
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I assumed you were filming one of them there movin' pictures
izonfire Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 6:27 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I assumed you were filming one of them there movin' pictures


No, I gave that up.
Those pictures were movin so fast, I couldn't keep focus on 'em.
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 6:29 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
And here I thought you meant projectin vomit.


Kinda, in a way...

Speyside wrote:
Sold my 67 Yenko Camero.


What a beautiful classic machine.
Had to have shed a few tears seein that roll away...
deadeyedick Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 7:08 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Kinda, in a way...



What a beautiful classic machine.
Had to have shed a few tears seein that roll away...


Think I would need more than furniture and slacks for a Yenko.Think
Speyside Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 10:29 PM EST
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I invest in classic cars. Probably average buying and selling about 4 a year. Though I do seem to add one to my collection once in a while.

LOL!!! Well played deadeye. The Yenko is paying for the restoration of a 53 buick skylark convertible, matching numbers, all the options, nail head V8. That one I keep.
izonfire Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 10:37 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
The Yenko is paying for the restoration of a 53 buick skylark convertible, matching numbers, all the options, nail head V8. That one I keep.


I woulda thought the Yenko woulda been a keeper...
Speyside Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 10:46 PM EST
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No, I'm 6'5" tall. It wasn't comfortable for me. My muscle car keeper is a 68 Impala ss 427 L72.
izonfire Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2019, 10:56 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
No, I'm 6'5" tall. It wasn't comfortable for me. My muscle car keeper is a 68 Impala ss 427 L72.


Woulda thought those older cars would be more accommodating. Absolutely love the lines on them though
Speyside Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jul 16 2019, 11:44 AM EST
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Definatly a beautiful car. I did the mechanical restoration. Seals, small interior items. Buffed it out. The new owner is not taking it any farther. All rest free. Kind of cool that it is unrestored. It looks and runs great.
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jul 16 2019, 2:30 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Definatly a beautiful car. I did the mechanical restoration. Seals, small interior items. Buffed it out. The new owner is not taking it any farther. All rest free. Kind of cool that it is unrestored. It looks and runs great.


I wouldn't charge for rest either. Seems unethical.

Nothing wrong with a "road driven" look on a muscle car.
Would love to see a pic of it
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