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Worst free cigar ever lit?
Ramirez Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2019
Posts: 6
I got a few HULA GIRLS KONA COFFEE BLENDS given to me little drybut overall not too facken bat. FREE!!!
izonfire Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
May be free to you,
but your double post is costing us all some agony...

Get your schitt together Ramirez!
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
OMG another Delusional noop.
clintCigar Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
Ramirez hula girl double post. Go introduce yourself so u can be hazed and answer the forum acceptance questions.
JohnA Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 04-14-2014
Posts: 6
Double post aside. Worse cigar. Acid kuba kuba. 2 puffs in the can. I licked the dogs ass to get the taste out of my mouth.
JohnA Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-14-2014
Posts: 6
Double post aside. Worse cigar. Acid kuba kuba. 2 puffs in the can. I licked the dogs ass to get the taste out of my mouth.
JohnA Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 04-14-2014
Posts: 6
Slow phone causes double posts. Apologizing now.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
I gave my buddy a dollar to buy a joint off a homeless bum once.
izonfire Offline
#9 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I gave my buddy a dollar to buy a joint off a homeless bum once.


Did it make you heppy?
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted:
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JohnA wrote:
Slow phone causes double posts. Apologizing now.


Or ya couldn’t get your tongue out of the dog’s ass quick enough
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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this won't end well...
izonfire Offline
#12 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
this won't end well...


That’s what the dog said
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted:
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I don’t smoke the pot.
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
That’s what the dog said

when it was on the roof?
clintCigar Offline
#15 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
when it was on the roof?

Or on the woof?
izonfire Offline
#16 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
when it was on the roof?


Not yet, but call me tomorrow
izonfire Offline
#17 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I don’t smoke the pot.


Ya might wanna lay off the meth though...
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 60,476
Hey now, just because my hometown has been THE methamphetamine capital of the world before doesn’t mean you get to jump to conclusions. I have all of my teeth, never ****ed my cousin, or taken a synthetic illicit drug.

I get high on life.
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
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Life is a trip. That’s fo sho
borndead1 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,215
Worst free cigar ever? Well, I completed a 'dog rocket challenge' some years ago where I had to smoke (and review) 16 dog rockets. I don't remember all the names, and half of them were unbanded. But I do remember Occidental Reserve something. And it was awful. A BOTL gave me a Tusker as a joke once that was pretty terrible. Tusker is a house brand of the hated 'T' company.

I also accepted a challenge by a Puros Indios fan who didn't believe I could recognize any Reyes cigar just based on flavor and aroma. He sent me 10 cigars, 5 of which were Reyes cigars and 5 that were not.

I guessed all 5 Reyes cigars correctly. The only one I got wrong was a CAO something that tasted like a Rolando Reyes cigar (moldy hay, grass, chemical aftertaste).
jespear Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
Back in the early days, when I was smoking "flavored/infused" cigars, I tried a TATIANA "kamasutrasplash".
Seriously . . . I nearly threw up after about 3 puffs.
steve02 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 05-20-2004
Posts: 954
Lol - don't remember what it was. Maybe I put it out of my brain. I stopped in JR on I95 and bought a bunch of cigars. The guy at the counter gave me 'one of his favorites.' I lit it in the parking lot and had thrown it out the window before I got back on 95.
Speyside Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
What about worst cigar ever purchased?

PURCHASED CIGAR OUTRAGE!!!

Wost free cigar, acid Kuba Kuba.
Worst purchased cigar, Gurkha war pig.
tonygraz Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
jespear wrote:
Back in the early days, when I was smoking "flavored/infused" cigars, I tried a TATIANA "kamasutrasplash".
Seriously . . . I nearly threw up after about 3 puffs.


Did you learn any new smoking positions and was water involved ?

mjrburn Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,590
Worst free cigar, some street rolled corona a buddy brought me from Puerto Rico. Tasted like it was infused with Wind Song perfume.
Worst bought, the kuba kuba maduro. I swear, I kept smelling and tasting the old pink Ford bubblegum and it got worse with every draw. 8 or 10 puffs and that one went into the bonfire. Never could bring myself to try the original kuba after that experience.
jespear Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
tonygraz wrote:
Did you learn any new smoking positions and was water involved ?



No new smoking positions, sorry. I was more concerned with trying NOT to BARF! !
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