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A BE GEZUNT!!!
Speyside Offline
#1 Posted:
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It feels good to finally be getting back there.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
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were you away?
izonfire Offline
#3 Posted:
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If it felt so good there, why’d you leave there?
Speyside Offline
#4 Posted:
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A BE GEZUNT!
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted:
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ABI GEZUNT!

A bisl zun a bisl regn,
A ruik ort dem kop tsu leygn,
Abi gezunt, ken men gliklekh zayn.
A shukh, A zok, a kleyd on lates,
In keshene dray fir Zlotes,
Abi gezunt, ken men gliklekh zayn.

Di luft iz fray, far yedn glaykh,
Di zun zi sheynt far yedn
eynem orem oder raykh.
A bisl freyd, a bisl lakhn,
amol mit fraynt a shnepzl makhn,
Abi gezunt, ken men gliklekh zayn.

Eyner sukht ashires,
eyner sukht gvires,
Eynem di gantse velt.
Eyner meynt dos gantse
Glik hengt nor op in gelt.
Zoln ale zikhn, zoln ale krikhn,
nor ikh trakht bay zikh.
Ikh darf dos oyf kaporez vayl
Dos glik shteyt bay mayn tir.

frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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gotta brush up on my Yiddish...picked out a few words here and there.

l'chaim.
RMAN4443 Offline
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Gefilte fish and Matzo.....Anxious
Krazeehorse Offline
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Ausgezeichnet!!
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Gefilte fish and Matzo.....Anxious

you also know knishes!
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Mazeltov?
Whistlebritches Offline
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WHACK-A-MOLE...…..I don't know Yiddish
izonfire Offline
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Speyside wrote:
A BE GEZUNT!


Your dreck posts are worth bubkes, you goyish alter kocker!

Oy vey gevalt!!!
tonygraz Offline
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I have a yen for some knishes.
izonfire Offline
#14 Posted:
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Kibitzing over knishes at the kibbutz gave me the schitz
pacman357 Offline
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I think he's telling us how to make popcorn. For the video version, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

Or if you have a large plane-mounted laser, you can make the large batch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rthHSISkM7A
Speyside Offline
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No, the phase loosely translated means when you have health stop worrying about the little things. And I am working hard on getting back to healthy. So more of a celebration post. Upgraded my medical team from mercy health and Centegra hospital to Northwestern and Northwestern hospital lake forrest. I am eating very healthy while dieting working toward a lifetime weight, I have dropped 51 pounds to date. I am excersising rigorously, walking 45 to 55 miles a week. I have begun hatha yoga and will move to kundalini yoga when I am fit enough. In January I will work with a trainer to develop a free weight program of light lifting with fast repetitions to develop lean muscle. I am walking the path I needed to get back on as far as spirituality. I am giving back more than I take. In my free time I am focusing on fun, and happy. And so it goes.
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izonfire wrote:
Your dreck posts are worth bubkes, you goyish alter kocker!

Oy vey gevalt!!!

very good. did you get help
frankj1 Offline
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tonygraz wrote:
I have a yen for some knishes.

bad exchange rate.
better to pay with pesos
izonfire Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
very good. did you get help


Yes. I consulted with my inner Jew. It wasn't free
frankj1 Offline
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izonfire wrote:
Yes. I consulted with my inner Jew. It wasn't free

so ya got a little Jew in ya, eh? that I can believe.
Only thing I might do differently...I've heard oy vey a zillion times, and oy gevalt at least half that many, but never really hear oy vey gevalt.
not saying it's never done but not in my family.
izonfire Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
so ya got a little Jew in ya, eh? that I can believe.
Only thing I might do differently...I've heard oy vey a zillion times, and oy gevalt at least half that many, but never really hear oy vey gevalt.
not saying it's never done but not in my family.


My inner Jew is a renegade
frankj1 Offline
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izonfire wrote:
My inner Jew is a renegade

probably a member of a Reform Jewish congregation.

we were members when our kids were being indoctrinated. Used to love it when the sign out front said "Donovan Bar Mitzvah Saturday..."
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted:
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All these Semitic semantics are giving me the heebee jeebeez!
Speyside Offline
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Went to a Synagogue in Chicago a few times, I knew the Rabbi. They their interpretation was Kabalah, very interesting, very different.
frankj1 Offline
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An old Jewish guy crosses the street and gets hit by a car.
The driver rushes over to him, lifts his head and asks "are you comfortable?"
The old man says, "I make a good living."
izonfire Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
An old Jewish guy crosses the street and gets hit by a car.
The driver rushes over to him, lifts his head and asks "are you comfortable?"
The old man says, "I make a good living."


g.r.o.a.n........

Doesn't seem right that you're the Groan Judge, and a grievous offender as well.
Can I petition the council???
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izonfire wrote:
g.r.o.a.n........

Doesn't seem right that you're the Groan Judge, and a grievous offender as well.
Can I petition the council???

no need, you're right.
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