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Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey appoligizes for black face skit @ college...
Mr. Jones Online
#1 Posted:
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Sarcasm

During the late 1920's PROHIBITION ERA...

WHAT A FARCE...

THAT FOSSIL GOVERNOR
CAN BARELY STAND UP...and is so wrinkled she looks like a SHAR-PEI CHINESS DOG..horse

Her mother was a Brontasarus and her father was a T-REX...

tailgater Offline
#2 Posted:
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This is the new normal.

At some point in the not to distant future people will have to apologize for opening doors for women.
Or for having a wife who stayed home to raise the kids.
Or for expecting a home cooked meal and an occasional BJ after a long day at work.

Which reminds me: ping TW.







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#3 Posted:
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Speaking as both an Alabamian and a left leaner, holding someone to account for actions 50+ years ago while in college is a very slippery slope. I felt, and think I posted similar about the Kavanaugh affair. There are enough reasons to vilify Governor Ivey without this bs.
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#4 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
This is the new normal.

At some point in the not to distant future people will have to apologize for opening doors for women.
Or for having a wife who stayed home to raise the kids.
Or for expecting a home cooked meal and an occasional BJ after a long day at work.

Which reminds me: ping TW.










Wait - TW cooks?
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#5 Posted:
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Kavanaugh dry-humped her too..?? Huh
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Kavanaugh dry-humped her too..?? Huh


Are the seconds still considered sloppy if they're dry?

DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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I dunno... but I've dry humped two young ladies in one night before... Mellow
USNGunner Offline
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tailgater wrote:
Are the seconds still considered sloppy if they're dry?


No, then they're frustraton by trituration.
rfenst Offline
#9 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I dunno... but I've dry humped two young ladies in one night before... Mellow

...but not both at the same time, right?
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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^ there’s a thin wall between bodies at the morgue.
frankj1 Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ there’s a thin wall between bodies at the morgue.

no skeletons in my closet
USNGunner Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ there’s a thin wall between bodies at the morgue.


Not always. Not for the right price. Shame on you
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I've never understood this. Shockingly, I've done some sketchy, offensive things in my life as has most everyone. It's called being young. Things I HAVE apologized to the appropriate people for doing. But to publicly apologize to the whole world for some dumb$hit stuff I did 30 years ago? F*ck you. Would never happen. The flip side is that if I was asked if I ever smoked pot or snorted blow off stripper tits or dropped acid? Yep and I had fun. And then I grew up.
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JadeRose wrote:
I've never understood this. Shockingly, I've done some sketchy, offensive things in my life as has most everyone. It's called being young. Things I HAVE apologized to the appropriate people for doing. But to publicly apologize to the whole world for some dumb$hit stuff I did 30 years ago? F*ck you. Would never happen. The flip side is that if I was asked if I ever smoked pot or snorted blow off stripper tits or dropped acid? Yep and I had fun. And then I grew up.



Huzzah! That is exactly where I'm at in my life! Applause

In my 20 years in the Navy there is damn little I've not experienced, done, drank, smoked, ate, or enjoyed conjugal relations with. whip This is why I'll never run for office. I'd last one hour, well maybe two as all of my antics were pre-cell phones and cameras everywhere. Whistle
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USNGunner wrote:
Huzzah! That is exactly where I'm at in my life! Applause

In my 20 years in the Navy there is damn little I've not experienced, done, drank, smoked, ate, or enjoyed conjugal relations with. whip This is why I'll never run for office. I'd last one hour, well maybe two as all of my antics were pre-cell phones and cameras everywhere. Whistle

you've done no worse than those who do run for office...
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DrafterX wrote:
I dunno... but I've dry humped two young ladies in one night before... Mellow

I've dry humped one young lady twice in one night before.....I did go easy on her, and switched legs.....Anxious
Mr. Jones Online
#17 Posted:
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USNGunner...

You are a breath of fresh air on these old boards...

The greatest life experiences are often illegal & best left unmentioned...

My past?? I plead the 5 Th admendment almost each and every time...

Did you ever know William Colby?, Arlen Specter ?
or Avorham Shalom?

Yes..... & then the 5th and the 5th again....

Can you explain in further detail any of the last three answers?

Yes I could... But I plead the 5th...
And G.F.Y. cuz I have three lifelong handshakes from the triad of P.O.W.E.R....
beyond your weak personna's menial comprehension.
Mr. Jones Online
#18 Posted:
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USNGUNNER...

Back in "my day"...

THERE WERE NO CAMERAS...

NO BIG BROTHER...

HELL...A BAD FAKE PASSPORT WOrKED ALMOST aS gOOd
As A rEaL passport...

Of course ...Nazi gold bars and rough diamonds or emeralds were the " coin of the realm"....and indisputable......

These new kids have it really tough...
Nowadays..
U can't wipe your own butt...
without the NSA knowing all about it..

FUUUUUCK THE MAN.. THE ALL KNOWING MAN ...
In as massive unassuming bldg in UTAH...
izonfire Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
USNGunner...
You are a breath of fresh air on these old boards....


I’m getting everything but that from Gunner.
You got a stuffed nose Mr Jones?
Burner02 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Sarcasm

During the late 1920's PROHIBITION ERA...

WHAT A FARCE...

THAT FOSSIL GOVERNOR
CAN BARELY STAND UP...and is so wrinkled she looks like a SHAR-PEI CHINESS DOG..horse

Her mother was a Brontasarus and her father was a T-REX...




She is another gift from the former Gov Bentley. Right place at the right time for her.

As far as apology, she should have denied it and moved on.

Precedent already established.


Mr. Jones Online
#21 Posted:
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Jeh Johnson ( the old HOMELAND SECURITY DIRECTOR)
IS ON MEET THE PRESS....
GIVING a well calculated response to every question posed to him...
He just gave a decent answer on Gov. Kay I've and her black face antics...

If you don't remember ? Jeh'...he is an African American and very well educated..

The R.E.A.S.O.N. " I" ...MR.JONES distinctly remember
" Good old' jeh' boyeeeee" was that he served as the HOMELAND SECURITY DIRECTOR right after I SAVED ALL OF CENTRAL PA and the Chesapeake Bay from a DIRTY BOMB EXPLOSION on 9-9-2012...that was quelled by JSOC?, FBI? or a special DELTA CONTINGENT FORCE? and NEVER PUBLICLY RELEASED...

That cooooocksuckkkeerrrr jeh' shoulda' given me a medal but instead went along with the FBI-SSG GANGSTALKING AND MURDER PLAN THAT was put into place just Months before his appointment...he did not buck the system, he did not do the HONEST THING...HE WENT ALONG CARTE BLANC WITH THE QUID PRO CO and that is why he is a
TWO FACED P.R.I.C.K. COWARD P.O.S.
ZRX1200 Offline
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#rolltide
delta1 Offline
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50 years ago, lotsa people made a ton of money mocking other races, nationalities, religions, appearance...it was a form of humorous entertainment...acts like Don Rickles', TV shows like All in the Family, were very popular...

then something changed and it wasn't considered good form to laugh at others, or to discriminate...

so you can't really judge someone over an incident like that, unless there are many instances and the context shows ill intent...
frankj1 Offline
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my name, Jose Jimenez...
Bill Dana made a career out of that line.
izonfire Offline
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delta1 wrote:
so you can't really judge someone over an incident like that, unless there are many instances and the context shows ill intent...


Judging people based upon what they did in a bygone era is ridiculous.
Times change, people evolve, and a further awareness takes hold.

It should be celebrated as a positive thing.
Instead, there are a bunch of SJW's on a constant witch hunt.
And there is money in being constantly triggered and holding rallies.
RIP Toni Morrison
Burner02 Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
#rolltide



War Eagle!
ZRX1200 Offline
#27 Posted:
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#phornicateyourself
Burner02 Offline
#28 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
#phornicateyourself


The Ducks were better than I thought they would be and AU maybe not as good as I hoped.

The Ducks will be a load to handle when their receivers get healthy. They appear to be a top ten team unless they muck things up.
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