#14, 15 Sounds like you guys are a lot of fun. Move to the left coast so we can hang out. We can sit on my patio, light some good smokes and heckle golfers. Plus, best weed store around is just a mile down the street. We can go in on a Sunday, and I'll get us a 10% senior discount (55 or older, and I am 55). As for bigfoot, however, we have to avoid the deep woods here. I wear a size 14 shoe, and once in a while, the locals start tracking, thinking they are on the trail of Sasquatch.
#16 What, no mint for the pillow? Pro tip from a veteran of the criminal justice system (lawyer, not defendant), if someone invites you to the woods for free cigars, free booze, free food and money for a hotel, they aren't interested in your company. They are probably more interested in things like duct tape, your bodily orifices, and taking you somewhere where no one can hear you scream. Not these guys, just in general.