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The Saga of Alabama....
izonfire Offline
#151 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 4,635
teedubbya wrote:
I never climax in my wet dreams. I just wake up sobbing.


But that would be a dry dream. With wet eyes...
teedubbya Offline
#152 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
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Still wet, just wrong holes
Abrignac Offline
#153 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 15,100
teedubbya wrote:
Is that code for you have to take a dump?


Naw, that would be off schedule. Had I looked at this early this morning then sir, you would be on point and I'd be on the throne.
izonfire Offline
#154 Posted:
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Posts: 4,635
teedubbya wrote:
Still wet, just wrong holes


Cu.mming out your eyes???
teedubbya Offline
#155 Posted:
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Better out than in I say
izonfire Offline
#156 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
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teedubbya wrote:
Better out than in I say


True dat
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CelticBomber Offline
#157 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 5,100
Abrignac wrote:
No sleight of hand. Reread the part where I said I didn't check the time line. When Dorian passed over the Bahamas it was headed almost due west. At that time Alabama was in play as was in play along with the rest of the gulf coast states. So if Trump had made his comments before Dorian turned north he would have been 100% correct. Since Victor's proclivities as far as Trump is concerned are well known anyone not sharing his beliefs would be foolish to take anything he says about Trump at face value.

As far as being invested in Trump and being butt hurt that he was called out, you really couldn't be any more wrong than you are. For the record, a few months or maybe a year ago I posted in these forums that I was tired of his antics.
The sad reality is that barring some miracle, I don't see how any of the current Democratic hopefuls can beat him. Their platforms are ridiculous. It's as if each of them is trying prove they are stupider than the rest of the pack. A Republican challenger is a non-issue and here isn't a third party candidate with a prayer's chance in hell of beating a Democrat candidate or Trump in the general election

My read: Trump will be re-elected. I will probably continue to support most of his platform, but nothing will be accomplished because the Democrats will once again waste political capital sparring with him instead of addressing needed legislation to address the issues that they say are dear to them.

The salt you speak of is not from tears, but ball sweat.



Absolutely sleight of hand. In fact you seem to have confused yourself. Again it's this simple. Try to follow the bouncing ball..

Trump makes statement that includes Alabama.

(At the time of this statement it was known Alabama was safe)

Not long after Trump makes his statement the Weather Service releases a statement to let Alabama know that they are safe.

(Trump WAS NOT called out.)

Trump loses his mind. Fake News, Fake Maps. A week of nonsense.

Cut to now, floating somewhere in space over the earth. ENHANCE We are somewhere above North America. ENHANCE We now find ourselves floating over the southern coast. It's the great state of the unwashed. The capitol of HeeHaw, Louisiana. Awesome food! ENHANCE We suddenly find ourselves floating over a house. A man in the distance can be seen carrying two large pails of water. His balls are sweaty ENHANCE We are now inside the house. Hmm. Why is there a sheet with eye holes cut into it hanging on the coat rack? This guy must really like playing ghost. Anyway ENHANCE We're in a room, the glow from a computer screen sparkles across 100's of buckets of water. There is a doll of former President Barack Obama laying on the desk. Things.... have been done to it. There is a name on the buckets.... I can just make out the name TRUMP on all of the buckets. Odd.... I didn't know bitterness had a smell!

And scene.

You usually only get special effects like that in a summer blockbuster!

Sorry, not gonna let you use smoke and mirrors to draw me into a hypothetical. Those are the facts and just the facts, Your Honor. Unless, of course, they work against me. Then they are fake news!


victor809 Offline
#158 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 21,400
Abrignac wrote:
It is time to have both a JPOTTS Math lesson as well as a JPOTTS English Composition lesson.

Trumpenfurher really really wanted it to be in danger.

So... this all started innocently enough... trump wanted alabama to look out for that big bad hurricane. He loves alabama and doesn't want it to get hurt:



The Math lesson is first.

I’ll use Integers instead of Real Numbers so as to not confuse anyone. One is the lowest positive integer. Two is one integer more than one. Twenty-five is twenty-four integers more than one integer. You’ll notice I’ve quoted the first twenty-five text lines of your original post. No where in that post did you set a timeline.

Here’s where the English Composition lesson begins.

The cornerstone of any effective persuasive position paper is to get in, state your case and get out. Nowhere in that selection of your text do you mention a date which is without doubt paramount for you to establish credibility. At some point you need to fish or cut bait. The sooner that’s done the better; otherwise, your opinion is rightly cast to the side as propaganda. With that said, there was absolutely no reason for me to continue reading your gibberish.



Thank you Al. You quickly established a timeline.

For the record, IMHO his dog & pony show was certainly below the level that one would expect of the office he holds.

Anthony...
You're quite wrong.
You quoted my text and completely missed the very clear timeline I included
I provided a link for every tweet... Clicking on the link will give you the tweet and the specific date.

Just because you didn't care to follow the links doesn't mean I didn't provide all the information necessary.

In later posts I started including the date as well, as things became more confusing and I deemed it necessary to be clear when what was done....
Abrignac Offline
#159 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 15,100
You keep addressing an issue I never raised. I was very specific, yet you continue to go down a rabbit hole. Amuse yourself if you will, but I’m done wasting my time with you on this.
Abrignac Offline
#160 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 15,100
victor809 wrote:
Anthony...
You're quite wrong.
You quoted my text and completely missed the very clear timeline I included
I provided a link for every tweet... Clicking on the link will give you the tweet and the specific date.

Just because you didn't care to follow the links doesn't mean I didn't provide all the information necessary.

In later posts I started including the date as well, as things became more confusing and I deemed it necessary to be clear when what was done....


Victor I was very specific. You wear your hatred of Trump front and center. As a result, most of the time I ignore what you post regarding him.

As I’ve said before, since YOU did not include a timeline I stopped reading your original post. You included links to tweets. If you were more credible when it comes to Trump I probably would have followed the links and read more.

You and I have sparred in the past and we generally agree in some parts and disagree in others. As far as I’m concerned that is because you aren’t that polarizing on other issues. Well not to me anyway.

Then when you responded to my original post detailing the timeline I think I agreed with you. So wtf are we still talking about this?

As as I’m concerned we have settled our differences with this issue and now it’s time for a Beer & aHerfing.

What says you?
victor809 Offline
#161 Posted:
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Posts: 21,400
Actually in the middle of brewing a batch right this minute.
fishinguitarman Offline
#162 Posted:
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