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izonfire Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 11:52 PM EST
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Posts: 8,644
teedubbya wrote:
I need all the help I can get.


OK. You know all that pressure you’ve got behind your eyeballs. I want you to focus and redirect it down to your groin. Keep that pressure directed forward. We don’t want any “backfires”. Let that pressure continue to build. Now select a target. Make sure she is of age and that you can convince a jury of your peers that she was a “willing participant”. Proceed to launch. Have confidence. You are a force to be reckoned with. Send her into orbit...

And remember, NO means NO.
Unless you give it some deep reflection. Then it’s ON!
teedubbya Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 7:23 AM EST
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I tried all that but still ended up alone and crying.
izonfire Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 9:27 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I tried all that but still ended up alone and crying.


Are you sure you’re really not just a teenage girl???
frankj1 Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:32 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
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izonfire wrote:
OK. You know all that pressure you’ve got behind your eyeballs. I want you to focus and redirect it down to your groin. Keep that pressure directed forward. We don’t want any “backfires”. Let that pressure continue to build. Now select a target. Make sure she is of age and that you can convince a jury of your peers that she was a “willing participant”. Proceed to launch. Have confidence. You are a force to be reckoned with. Send her into orbit...

And remember, NO means NO.
Unless you give it some deep reflection. Then it’s ON!


ah, the old mirror defense.
very clever.
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