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Et tu, Trudeau?
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DrafterX Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Sep 19 2019, 10:59 PM EST
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I'm here Frank... who do you want me to take out.. ?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Sep 19 2019, 11:01 PM EST
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things have calmed down, but maybe sleep wif one eye open...
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Sep 19 2019, 11:17 PM EST
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Every night... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Sep 19 2019, 11:34 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
amazing coincidence, in yesterday's Patriot Ledger they featured the old Zeppy's bagel bakery in Randolph.
The family sold to some guy in the early 2000's, he had big plans and blew it all, sold the wholesale biz to a bakery in Lawrence and the building is now a few Asian businesses...Vietnamese restaurant, Asian market and stuff.

What a co-inky dink...Anxious
tailgater Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:29 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I wouldn't call it stirring the pot as much as mocking you for your ridiculous stance.


You've been eyeing my stance ever since that time in the rest room stall, haven't you?
DrafterX Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:44 AM EST
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TW has a wide stance... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 9:22 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
You've been eyeing my stance ever since that time in the rest room stall, haven't you?




Only because I thought it was odd you were sitting down to pee.
dstieger Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 9:36 AM EST
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Is it time for us to start looking for someone new to berate us for tasteless gender/sexual orientation 'jokes'?
victor809 Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 9:46 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Is it time for us to start looking for someone new to berate us for tasteless gender/sexual orientation 'jokes'?


Dunno if you're trying to reference me... but I was mocking his pen1s size, not gender or sexual orientation.

Until TW gets his advocacy group running, it's still ok to mock the small pen!sed.
frankj1 Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 10:22 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
You've been eyeing my stance ever since that time in the rest room stall, haven't you?



I thought it was that Utah Senator, the guy with the toe tap schtick.
victor809 Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 10:25 AM EST
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Tail's a republican senator from utah?


.... well....

that makes everything else he's ever typed make a lot more sense.
frankj1 Offline
#62 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 10:40 AM EST
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I guess.
when I see him, I'll hafta ask why he was peeing in the stall instead of the urinal.
I never have done it, but I think you could sit in a urinal, especially the lower one for kids so your feet could still toe tap...if that was your thang.
victor809 Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 11:11 AM EST
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I'm assuming his toe tapping is musical accompaniment to pee to.
tailgater Offline
#64 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 11:25 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Only because I thought it was odd you were sitting down to pee.



I prefer the term "squat".
tailgater Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 11:27 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I'm assuming his toe tapping is musical accompaniment to pee to.


It helps prevent stage fright.
dstieger Offline
#66 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 11:50 AM EST
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If only......

Jimmy Kimmel would invite Megyn Kelly, Justin Trudeau, Ralph Northam, and Ted Danson - and then Jimmy and the other four could get all blackfaced up and do like a Jackson 5 lip synch or something.

Or have Steve Harvey or Whats her O Name Williams host it. ....And maybe...just maybe put a crack in the stupid icy tension on this chit and put it past us
delta1 Offline
#67 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 12:05 PM EST
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Harvey and Williams will havta wear whiteface and dress as poor farmers to complete the satire....
dstieger Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 12:25 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Harvey and Williams will havta wear whiteface and dress as poor farmers to complete the satire....



Good....better yet, how about whitefaced white-priveledged post-OD fentanyl corpses?
delta1 Offline
#69 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 12:33 PM EST
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nah...I don't think mocking dead people is in good taste...that would be like wearing blackface with a noose around your neck and "genitals" stuffed in your mouth...bridge too far...

but maybe post-OD fentanyl ER patients could work...
dstieger Offline
#70 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 12:38 PM EST
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You're probably right....but it's kinda crazy when you think about it. How many dead people are really going to be offended?

Now....maybe if it were dead liberals....I can see them rising to the occasion - who would want to miss an opportunity to be offended?

back to the OP -- I listened to a little bit of Trudeau's stammering the past two days. I'd be money he's been watching tape of Beto and Buttigieg....he's got them down pretty well
tailgater Offline
#71 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 3:03 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
nah...I don't think mocking dead people is in good taste...that would be like wearing blackface with a noose around your neck and "genitals" stuffed in your mouth...bridge too far...

but maybe post-OD fentanyl ER patients could work...


You'd be a hoot at a party.
DrafterX Offline
#72 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 3:05 PM EST
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What's funnier than a post-OD fentanyl ER patient..?? Huh
opelmanta1900 Offline
#73 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 3:12 PM EST
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a post-OD fentanyl ER patient dressed as a clown?
DrafterX Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 3:20 PM EST
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Laugh
izonfire Offline
#75 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:02 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I listened to a little bit of Trudeau's stammering the past two days. I'd be money he's been watching tape of Beto and Buttigieg....he's got them down pretty well


Buttigieg would be down with one look from Trudeau. Beto would just take a little convincing...
victor809 Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:05 PM EST
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.... Well.... Now we know what izons personal political fanfic page reads like
victor809 Offline
#77 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:08 PM EST
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.... Well.... Now we know what izons personal political fanfic page reads like
izonfire Offline
#78 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 5:13 PM EST
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You can say that again, nQQp!!!!!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#79 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 6:49 PM EST
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I heard fankj1

Dressesd up like Yasser Arrafat to a BAR MITZVAH
In 1976...
and he was "stoned" ....

On

Thai stick...
izonfire Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 6:55 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
I heard fankj1

Dressesd up like Yasser Arrafat to a BAR MITZVAH
In 1976...
and he was "stoned" ....

On

Thai stick...


I heard he bombed...
frankj1 Offline
#81 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 7:42 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
I heard fankj1

Dressesd up like Yasser Arrafat to a BAR MITZVAH
In 1976...
and he was "stoned" ....

On

Thai stick...

you RSVP'd but never showed...
delta1 Offline
#82 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:08 PM EST
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Thai stick? hmm....brings back memories.......
frankj1 Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:10 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Thai stick? hmm....brings back memories.......

wiped out mine
DrafterX Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:13 PM EST
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I could sure use some thai sticks about now... Mellow
izonfire Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:40 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
wiped out mine


Well, you WERE the bomb...
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