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izonfire Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Sep 24 2019, 5:20 PM EST
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Something that can only be described as a diabolical weapon of mass destruction was dropped on me to my absolute surprise. With no return address included, I was able to locate the origin with the aid of Mr Jones tracking abilities.

2 - Punch Habana
2 - Diplomaticos Habana
1 - Plantation Reserve New Orleans
1 - Montecristo Habana
1 - Jose L Piedra Vuelta Arriba Cuba
1 - Southern Draw Firethorn Habano Rosado Perfecto
1 - Kristoff Ligero Maduro
1 - Diamond Crown Maximus
1 - Ichiban Habano

Never had any of these, and never had a CC before. Many of them look like they have some significant age as well. I can't wait to try them, but I would like some recommendation and consultation on most of these before I light up.

- AND -

All encased in a vintage 15ct Cigar Caddy which looks like it has a lifetime of stories to tell. What a treasure!

Unbelievable shot Mista Steve! You have made this pauper feel like a king. I am truly humbled.
I appreciate the he11 out of this brother!
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USNGunner Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 9:53 AM EST
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Very very nice hit! See, you do have good storage. So is there any room left in there? LOL
izonfire Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 9:56 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Very very nice hit! See, you do have good storage. So is there any room left in there? LOL


Don't EVEN Gunner!!!
USNGunner Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 10:11 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Don't EVEN Gunner!!!


LOL. What? Little ole me? We're good my man. A promise is a promise. Even one made under duress. Angel
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 12:13 PM EST
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dayum...Mr Jones musta found a bunch of unused winning lottery tix....great job Jonesy...
steve02 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 1:47 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
dayum...Mr Jones musta found a bunch of unused winning lottery tix....great job Jonesy...


Alas, my anonymous hit, but Mr Jones ratted out my location.
clintCigar Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 1:53 PM EST
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Nice hit! The Diamond Crown Maximus and the Montecristo No.2 are awesome. Got stock in both of those.
izonfire Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 2:15 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
dayum...Mr Jones musta found a bunch of unused winning lottery tix....great job Jonesy...


Mister Jones provided me with the tracking intel only on this hit.
The source of the weaponry is entirely from Mista Steve, say it again, Mista Steve02

I am still in shock...
izonfire Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 2:18 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Nice hit! The Diamond Crown Maximus and the Montecristo No.2 are awesome. Got stock in both of those.


Fucquin' braggart!!! Angry

Ha-ha! I can't wait to try those.
Schitt, I can't wait to try 'em all!!!
And most of 'em look like they have a good deal of age on them...

w:d/

Gonna hafta consult with Mista Steve on the order of detonation
steve02 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 2:58 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Fucquin' braggart!!! Angry

Ha-ha! I can't wait to try those.
Schitt, I can't wait to try 'em all!!!
And most of 'em look like they have a good deal of age on them...

w:d/

Gonna hafta consult with Mista Steve on the order of detonation


Calling me old?
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 3:00 PM EST
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Very nice!!! Are you sure you can handle big boy cigars?
USNGunner Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 3:21 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Very nice!!! Are you sure you can handle big boy cigars?


Oh he's proven that time and time again............

Oh wait, cigars. Never mind.
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 3:28 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
Calling me old?


Not at all! Sorry for the misunderstanding Steve.
I didn't mean for you to have to be disturbed from your cryogenic crypt in order to address this...
izonfire Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 3:29 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Very nice!!! Are you sure you can handle big boy cigars?


You bet!!! ThumpUp

And once I've mastered it, I'll show you how it's done
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 3:32 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Oh he's proven that time and time again............

Oh wait, cigars. Never mind.


Ahhhh, use the 'ole stump grinder on 'em, dey won't bother you no more...
steve02 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 4:52 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Not at all! Sorry for the misunderstanding Steve.
I didn't mean for you to have to be disturbed from your cryogenic crypt in order to address this...


d'oh!
Palama Online
#17 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 5:10 PM EST
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Nice one Steve! Applause
steve02 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 5:19 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Nice one Steve! Applause


Gracias
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
d'oh!


Anxious
stinger88 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 8:13 PM EST
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Wow! Awesome hit.
steve02 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 12:53 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Something that can only be described as a diabolical weapon of mass destruction was dropped on me to my absolute surprise. With no return address included, I was able to locate the origin with the aid of Mr Jones tracking abilities.

2 - Punch Habana
2 - Diplomaticos Habana
1 - Plantation Reserve New Orleans
1 - Montecristo Habana
1 - Jose L Piedra Vuelta Arriba Cuba
1 - Firethorne Solideo Gloria
1 - Kristoff Ligero Maduro
1 - Diamond Crown Maximus
1 - Ichiban Habano

Never had any of these, and never had a CC before. Many of them look like they have some significant age as well. I can't wait to try them, but I would like some recommendation and consultation on most of these before I light up.

- AND -

All encased in a vintage 15ct Cigar Caddy which looks like it has a lifetime of stories to tell. What a treasure!

Unbelievable shot Mista Steve! You have made this pauper feel like a king. I am truly humbled.
I appreciate the he11 out of this brother!


So, when I travel, I put a 15 count box in my suitcase and a 10 count in my carry on - if they lose my suitcase, I still have some cigars.

Anyway, that box, which is 12-15 years old, has been to 35+ states, France (barf), and Jamaica numerous times.

I was going to use a new box, but I figured that you'd appreciate the history of that one.
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 12:59 PM EST
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Steve, I thought the used box was a quite cool add. The cigars were great too. Very generous on your part. Though I think that is the norm for our Cbid BOTL.
Cigarlady7 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 1:20 PM EST
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WTF, did I miss something? What do you mean you never had a cc before??

This is not the time to be playing with my emotions.. 😭
USNGunner Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 2:35 PM EST
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
WTF, did I miss something? What do you mean you never had a cc before??

This is not the time to be playing with my emotions.. 😭


Now he tells me. LOL.

Rich, you should just drop the shovel buddy. Frying pan
izonfire Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 2:52 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
Anyway, that box, which is 12-15 years old, has been to 35+ states, France (barf), and Jamaica numerous times. I was going to use a new box, but I figured that you'd appreciate the history of that one.


I LOVE IT!!!

Thank you again Mista Steve!
izonfire Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 2:56 PM EST
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
WTF, did I miss something? What do you mean you never had a cc before??
This is not the time to be playing with my emotions.. 😭


I've been so busy with my Nicaraguans, and occasional Dominican and Honduran, I've been neglecting Cuba.
Figured I'd have plenty of time to get to it, once I move and get comfy in my new he11ho1e.
Seems Mista Steve had other plans for me...

BTW - it's never a bad time for playin'...
izonfire Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 2:57 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Rich, you should just drop the shovel buddy.


On the contrary, looks like I'm gonna hafta dig a bunch more graves out back for a handful of outta-towners...

ram27bat
Speyside Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 3:13 PM EST
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Cross thread, you might be right about Delta. He called Steve, Mister Jones. Unless of course he can't tell conservatives apart. Which I could understand. To me all Transgender pre or post op conservatives look alike. Invisible, since I've never see one and doubt they exist.
izonfire Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 3:13 PM EST
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Some hear, yet fail to listen.
Some read, but fail to extract meaning.
Some in my midst. What am I to do?

Take my shovel. Dig more graves...
_____

Whuh Duh Fuh…
Never before have I seen such lack of comprehension, such a vastness of willful ignorance.
If I didn’t know y’all better, I’d think you were all retarded….…. Uhhhhh, wait a minute……..

Hmm…….

Anyway, wrong forum noobs!!!
You’re supposed to disregard other’s thoughts, opinions and feelings in the political forum!
_____

Honestly, you guys are the best.

But I can’t sustain any more attacks. Not for now.
I’ve got two confirmed addresses, so anything else I receive,
please indicate if you would like the eventual recipient to be Celtic or Gunner.
Otherwise, it will be chosen randomly.

Also, someone please PM me Kombat’s addy. It seems he is low…


(cross-posted to slice through the dense fog)
Speyside Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 3:41 PM EST
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Good thing for you Buckwheat has not been posting lately. Then you would have to whine about long term aged CC's. Another very generous BOTL. I could tell you stories of total despair and angst about whining but I won't. Oh the hell I won't. My first ex wife was a member of the tribe, her favorite whine was I wanna go to Palm Springs. Also she loved 20% off sales, but that's a different story involving a wallet and a suitcase.
USNGunner Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 3:43 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
(cross-posted to slice through the dense fog)


TLDR
USNGunner Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 3:45 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
(cross-posted to slice through the dense fog)


Too Long, Didn't Read.
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 4:06 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Good thing for you Buckwheat has not been posting lately. Then you would have to whine about long term aged CC's. Another very generous BOTL. I could tell you stories of total despair and angst about whining but I won't. Oh the hell I won't. My first ex wife was a member of the tribe, her favorite whine was I wanna go to Palm Springs. Also she loved 20% off sales, but that's a different story involving a wallet and a suitcase.

and for dinner she made reservations.
izonfire Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 4:15 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Too Long, Didn't Read.


Too dense???
USNGunner Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 4:17 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Too dense???


Maybe, double spacing might help.
izonfire Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 4:25 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Maybe, double spacing might help.


I was triple spacing when I wrote it.
Guess that didn't help...
delta1 Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 4:41 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
Alas, my anonymous hit, but Mr Jones ratted out my location.



fog at least you fooled me, ya sneaky bastid! Shoulda figured I had it wrong...those smokes are above Jonesy's pay grade!!!!lol
gummy jones Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 5:07 PM EST
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